Tis the season for the internet to be inundated with articles on the latest in ridiculous ‘sexy
Now, I am not slut shaming. I am the last person to shame sluts, trust me. But some people for various reasons don’t want to expose so much so that the whole world is your gynecologist. Also, some of you want to show some class instead of some ass. So if you’re going out tonight or partying this weekend (I know it’s November, but hey, any excuse) I thought I would offer a few suggestions on costumes that are geeky and sexy but don’t make you look like a streetwalker.
Next is Irene Adler, specifically the version from the BBC version with Benedict Cumberbatch and Lara Pulver as The Woman. While Irene wears quite a few fashionable and fabulous outfits in “A Scandal in Belgravia”, all you really is Sherlock’s Belstaff ‘Milford’ Coat (or a decent equivalent), a riding crop (which everybody already owns…right?), and blood colored lipstick. High heels are optional but what is really required is the attitude. To pull this attitude off, you must imagine every man and woman at the party is desperate for your touch, especially for the sting of your crop on their flesh. Of course, you’ll give them what they want until they beg for mercy, twice.
For more flexibility, there is the scientist. In this case, the costume will revolve around that international symbol of smartiness: the lab coat. With a stencil and some spray-paint, a prop I.D. card, or some patches, you can be pretty much any scientist from any genre property. With the right outfit from Talbots, you can be from Jemma Simmons of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.; with some discards from that ex-goth you know, you can be Abby from N.C.I.S.; and a Tom Baker scarf and an inhaler, you can be Osgood from Doctor Who.
Hopefully, these suggestions will help you create a relatively simple but very geeky costume that can show out your most sexy part: your brain.
And if you want to share your Halloween costume, feel free to email a picture to email@example.com. Show me what you got!