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Word-A-Week Vocabulary Vlog #36: Guttle

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Mortgages. Medical bills. The upcoming zombie apocalypse. You have so much in your life to worry about. Who has time to seek out the frontiers of the English language? Well, just like in the good old days where explorers who had ego problems and a death wish decided to head to terra incognita while the rest of society went about their business…you can deal with your day-to-day existence and let the intrepid Aaron Poole head out to lingua incognita and bring you back nifty new things to say. (And not even a hangover can stop him.) So fear not! Accept no substitutes! This word is one you can use! In conversation! When you’re trying to teach your parrot something bizarre to say! You can even use it on Twitter and Facebook! And the best part is: this word is free for you to use and share! It is guaranteed DRM-free.

We hope you will join Aaron as he flees from the dust storm of ignorance while on the back of the burro of knowledge, urging it forward with the carrot…that is Language.
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By | 2017-09-24T22:28:10+00:00 April 8th, 2013|Word-a-Week|0 Comments

Word-A-Week Vocabulary Vlog #35: Scrouge

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Words. There’s a lot of them. So many that it’s easy to get so flustered you can’t tell your homonym from your homo superior. But if you find yourself lost and in need of the linguistic equivalent of moss on the north side of a tree, then fear not: Aaron Poole is here. And he is to language what Bear Grylls is to stomping around in the underbrush and looking unclean. Aaron will give you the canteen of knowledge and keep you alive when all seems lost. So! Accept no substitutes! This word is one you can use! In conversation! When you’re trying to finish the creation of your latest diabolical crossword puzzle! You can even use it on Twitter and Facebook! And the best part is: this word is free for you to use and share! It is guaranteed DRM-free.

We urge you to join Aaron as he awaits the arrival of ignorance while ensconced inside the deer blind of knowledge, armed with the compound bow…that is Language.
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By | 2017-09-24T22:28:13+00:00 April 3rd, 2013|Word-a-Week|0 Comments

Word-A-Week Vocabulary Vlog #34: Coquettish

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Words. No one can consume just one. They’re like Lay’s Potato Chips. But sooner or later, we stick our hands into the potato chip bag of our minds and find nothing but crumbs. Verbal detritus. What knowledge can we snack on in moments like that? Consider Aaron Poole your miracle language caterer. He’s the crafty craft services dude in your brain, feeding you words and sustaining you in your time of need. No need for word fasting, friends. Because Aaron has arrived–and he’s here to bring you knowledge! Knowledge in the form of a new, shiny word! Accept no substitutes! This word is one you can use! In conversation! When you’re trying to compose the perfect ransom note! You can even use it on Twitter and Facebook! And the best part is: this word is free for you to use and share! It is guaranteed DRM-free.

We urge you to join Aaron as he runs over the speed bump of ignorance while behind the food truck of knowledge, just so he can bring you the kebab…that is Language.
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By | 2017-09-24T22:28:14+00:00 March 27th, 2013|Word-a-Week|0 Comments

Word-A-Week Vocabulary Vlog #32: Privation

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The beauty of the English language is it has a word for just about anything. In fact, if you think about it, the English language was the original app. But imagine, if you will, an app with a complete manual that spans over 21,000 pages. That might freak you out a bit. But don’t be afraid–sometimes you just need to it nice and slow, one thing at a time. Or in this case, one word at a time. And the man who can ease you into the use of this massive language app is Aaron Poole. He reads those 21,000 pages so you don’t have to. (Well, to be more accurate, he sort of just skims them.) Anyway, it’s time for him to bring you another word! One picked out especially for you! (Monogramming costs extra.) Accept no substitutes! This word is one you can use! In conversation! When you’re carving expletives into the arse of a sleeping Ent! You can even use it on Twitter and Facebook! And the best part is: this word is free for you to use and share! It is guaranteed DRM-free.

We urge you to join Aaron as he spelunks the caves of ignorance wearing the hardhat of knowledge, in order to seek the advice of the bat-eating centipede…that is Language.
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By | 2017-09-24T22:28:18+00:00 March 12th, 2013|Word-a-Week|0 Comments

Word-A-Week Vocabulary Vlog #31: Hagridden

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Were you wondering when the Thesaurus was going to make an appearance in the Jurassic Park series? Is the only IPA you know one with alcohol content? Do you think the OED is a Dreadstar character*? Fear not–you’ll find no mockery here. Only the videos of one man who has made it his life mission to get better word powers to you, the people. That’s right–he’s doing it for the people. And there’s a good chance if you can read this, then that includes you. The gentleman with his finger on the pulse of language is Aaron Poole. His word fu is mighty. And he springs from the shadows to rpovide you with…a new word! One custom designed for you! Accept no substitutes! This word is one you can use! In conversation! When you’re drunk dialing your ex-mother-in-law! You can even use it on Twitter and Facebook! And the best part is: this word is free for you to use and share! It is guaranteed DRM-free.

We hope you will join Aaron as he throws the Burke Dennings of ignorance down the staircase of knowledge via the possessed young lady…that is Language.**
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By | 2017-09-24T22:28:20+00:00 March 4th, 2013|Word-a-Week|0 Comments

Word-A-Week Vocabulary Vlog #30: Lachrymose

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Stuck in a monosyllabic rut? Is every sentence that you spout possessing of a lentil-level of excitement? Feel like you need a vocabulary equivalent of some cayenne pepper to sprinkle on your day-to-day conversation? You have come to the right unmarked van, friends. Because we know a renegade Word Chef that’s peddling his wares without a license–and you reap the savings. Four star wordslinger Aaron Poole is the man in the van with the plan to drive your ass to the nation of Loquaciousistan. He is on the scene with a new word! It’s tailored for you! Accept no substitutes! This word is one you can use! In conversation! When you’re spray painting anti-establishment messages on the arse of a sleeping troll! You can even use it on Twitter and Facebook! And the best part is: this word is free for you to use and share! It is guaranteed DRM-free.

We hope you will join Aaron as he delivers the demon of ignorance into the limbo of knowledge using the Max Von Sydow…that is Language.
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By | 2017-09-24T22:28:20+00:00 February 25th, 2013|Word-a-Week|0 Comments

Word-A-Week Vocabulary Vlog #29: Haver

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You don’t have to be a serious poet in order to need some language help. You could be just a guy trying to come up with a dirty limerick. Or maybe you are in a bathroom stall etching a filthy haiku with a pocket knife. It doesn’t matter. We’ve all been there and there’s no shame in it. (Except for you in the bathroom stall. Seriously, dude?) When you are need, fear not: Aaron Poole, Wordsmith General, will ride into your mind on his chariot of vocabulary to bail your ass out of trouble. He is here once more with a new word! For you! Accept no substitutes! This word is one you can use! In conversation! When you’re tattooing random words onto your pet kakapo! You can even use it on Twitter and Facebook! And the best part is: this word is free for you to use and share! It is guaranteed DRM-free.

We hope you will join Aaron as he flings the pudding that is ignorance onto the lunchroom ceiling tiles of knowledge, using the bendy metal spoon…that is Language.
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By | 2017-09-24T22:28:21+00:00 February 18th, 2013|Word-a-Week|0 Comments

Word-A-Week Vocabulary Vlog #28: Zaftig

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Sometimes the cat has your tongue. Sometimes it’s a bat. Sometimes, even, it’s a very angry hedgehog. But mostly, it’s a cat. Bored with lying around and coughing up hairballs, it has suddenly decided to mess with your ability to find the right word. But you shouldn’t fear. One man fears no word-hating cats. That man is Aaron Poole. Many is the felinectomy he’s performed on someone. And now he’s offering to inoculate you against such beasts with a Brand New Word. Accept no substitutes! This word is one you can use! In conversation! When you’re skywriting! You can even use it on Twitter and Facebook! And the best part is: this word is free for you to use and share! It is guaranteed DRM-free.

We hope you will join Aaron as he lays siege to the stronghold of your ignorance with the spring-loaded battering ram…that is Language.
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By | 2017-09-24T22:28:23+00:00 February 11th, 2013|Word-a-Week|1 Comment

Word-A-Week Vocabulary Vlog #27: Jentacular

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We’ve all been at a loss for words from time to time. And that’s especially frustrating since there’s a word for just about everything you encounter on a daily basis, no matter how mundane or seemingly insignificant. It’s at those moments when you should remember that there’s somebody out there who has your back. Your friendly neighborhood Aaron Poole will swing into your mind and you’ll think of the many words he’s given you down through the ages. And you will–at last–know peace. Because Aaron creates videos for words so you don’t have to. So, don’t be shy: take advantage of this wellspring of knowledge: Accept no substitutes! He has a word you can use! In conversation! When you write things down! Even on Twitter and Facebook! You can even stick it in one of those Pinterest meme things! And the best part is: this word is free for you to use and share! It is guaranteed DRM-free.

We hope you will join Aaron as he launches the clay pigeon of your inarticulateness into the air and blows it straight to hell with the shotgun…that is Language.
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By | 2017-09-24T22:28:24+00:00 February 4th, 2013|Word-a-Week|0 Comments

Word-A-Week Vocabulary Vlog #26: Hirsute

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I know, you’ve been using the words from Series 1 of Word-a-Week until they’re raw. Until the people around you have said, “Yes, yes, we get it: you are well-read and a card-carrying member of the intelligentsia already.” And you’ve been craving additional words like addicts crave the next episode of Downton Abbey. But know this: because he is a just and merciful wordsmith, Aaron Poole has kicked off Series 2 of Word-a-Week to come to your rescue. He crafts videos for words so you don’t have to. So, just as before: take advantage of this wellspring of knowledge: Accept no substitutes! He has a word you can use! In conversation! When you write things down! Even on Twitter and Facebook! You can even stick it in one of those Pinterest meme things! And the best part is: this word is free for you to use and share! It is guaranteed DRM-free.

We hope you will join Aaron as he carves the gourd of your temporary aphasia with the blade…that is Language.
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By | 2017-09-24T22:28:26+00:00 January 28th, 2013|Word-a-Week|1 Comment