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Allow Us to Explain:
Hi folks. Widge here. You know us: we're different from most sites. Most sites smile and wink wink nudge nudge tell you about their affiliate programs with the hope that you'll maybe buy some stuff through them. We, however, do things a little differently. Mostly it's because we're caffeinated to hell and back. But we like to level with you, and the bottom line is this.
You buy things online.
If you buy said things online through the banners and links (such as Amazon or eBay or Thinkgeek) on our site where we tell you you can go buy stuff, we get money.
And thus, we ask you a huge favor, if you love us: since you're buying the stuff anyway, do it through this site.
And now we're trying to make it easy for you.
This page is a hub to all the affiliates that we have. A central location for you to be able to go and find stuff that you were going to buy anyway, because we want to make this just as easy as we possibly can for you. In fact, we want to make it easy on your friends too. And family members. And pets. Hell, tell everybody you know. Because that's how we pay for the cost of this website, where we do what we love: entertaining all of you maniacs, our devoted audience. I mean, honestly: why would you go through the pop culture swamp digging up all this stuff on your own? If you outsource finding stuff to waste your time on, what does that leave you? More time to waste. Exactly.
If there's a place you shop that's not on here, let me know. Widge sucks at need coffee dot com is my address. And if you don't actually shop online, don't worry: we still love you. You can link us from your website and we'll call it even. Why? Because we are Attention Whores. Find out how to link us up and other things you can do that don't involve this page here.
Thanks!
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