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700 Bands: 561 - 570

Posted on 05.12.09 by Widge @ 6:38 pm

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561. I Knew 6000 Lunatics.
Via Graham Linehan (@Glinner) and this book.

562. Karl Marx Handjob.
Via Warren Ellis (@WarrenEllis).

563. Abraham Lincoln at the Denny's.

564. The Omelet of Broken Hopes.

565. Nasty Things Behind the Fridge.
Via Dom.

566. The Dangerous Xylophone.

567. High Definition Television Snow.

568. Someone Stole My Shins.

569. Yes, That's My Real Forehead.

570. The Saints of Artificial Sweetner.

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700 Bands: 551 - 560

Posted on 05.07.09 by Widge @ 11:09 am

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551. Mugwump Sassafras.
Imagine the Spare Ass Annie album, but if William S. Burroughs had paired up with a bluegrass band instead of the Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy.

552. Kentuckygeddon.

553. Dragons With a Shiv.

554. Alan Moore's Wisdom Tooth.
Via Dom.

555. Glandular Scarecrow.

556. War With Pistachios.
From @Trelvix.

557. Picnic With the Norse Gods.

558. I'm So Happy You're on Fire.

559. Armored Slugs.
I'm not sure why, but it's like Emerson Lake & Palmer mixed with Spike Jones.

560. Chandelier of Meat.

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700 Bands: 541 - 550

Posted on 04.28.09 by Widge @ 11:49 pm

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541. Uncle Warren and the Udders of Science.
Inspired by the man himself.

542. Hot Dongle Action.
From the @Miss Destructo. Imagine the song "Lapdance" but put through a nerdcore filter. Yes.

543. The House of Teeth.
Taken from an episode of The Goon Show.

544. Spoonboy and Mama Jane.

545. Godzilla vs. The Kittens.
All I can think of "Kaiju Shirt Tales." Run with that. Taken from the mind of @ncguk.

546. Unicorns & Chainsaws.
From @Ben Templesmith. I'm thinking all of your favorite theme music and commercial music from toys for girls of the 80s as covered by GWAR.

547. Pop Rocks and Mead.

548. A Stack of Keytars.
The Most Awesome 80stastic Cover Band Ever.

549. The Ostrich Hates Me.

550. My Heart, the Abandoned Refrigerator.
Combine the sprawl of Godspeed You! Black Emperor and the style of P.D.Q. Bach.

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700 Bands: 531 - 540

Posted on 04.14.09 by Widge @ 8:07 pm

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531. Den of Street Date Liars.

532. Fourteen Pounds of Buzz.
Taken from this, thanks to Lee Unkrich.

533. Pre-Frontal Cortex.
Thanks to Valerie D'Orazio and her Twitter.

534. Lycanthro-Pope & the Holy Howlers.
Provided by The Mighty J.

535. Tampering in God's Lo Mein.

536. Jam Toast Hat.
From Graham Linehan via Twitter.

537. Sharpie Fantastic.

538. Thimbleful of Sad.

539. Infamous Flesh.

540. Physics Hookers.

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700 Bands: Entries 521 - 530

Posted on 03.24.09 by Widge @ 11:56 pm

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521. Chekov's Dustoff.
As pointed out by the illustrious Prof. Hodgman.

522. Dueling Harvey Fiersteins.
Warning: could result in an injunction.

523. The Edible Puppets.
Thanks to writeplayrepeat for coming up with this while I was menacing people with a singing sandwich. Please note: it is not Oedipal Puppets, which is something completely different.

524. Love is an Arsonist.

525. Everybody Loves Raymond Publick.

526. Bag of Wet Cats.
Another one from Prof. Hodgman.

527. Hip Deep in Trolls.
I don't know why I want this to be a hip-hop band about role playing. Imagine TSR mixed with 2 Skinnee Js.

528. Infected Hominy.
From Rox.

529. Fear of a Blue Whang.

530. Neil's Insufferable Bees.
Found at James Kennedy's place by way of The Neil.

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700 Bands: 511 - 520

Posted on 03.05.09 by Widge @ 4:18 am

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511. Armageddon With Sprinkles.

512. Vanilla Funkadelic.

513. Sex Change for Nannerpuss.
Via Sentroid91.

514. Hopes and Tapioca.
I find that I want this to be a band that's like Ministry covered by Dead Can Dance.

515. The Matchstick Bunnies.

516. Freddie Fingers and the Persistent Lack of Data.

507. The May-Ventôse Relationship.

518. The Toffee Golems.

519. Orange Out of 10 Surrealists.

520. Even More Gone Than Gone

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700 Bands: 501 - 510

Posted on 02.26.09 by Widge @ 5:00 pm

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501. The Living Towers of Burning Murderous Leipajuusto.
Via Uncle Warren. I really, really want someone to use this one. Just because.

502. Formaldehyde and Hope.
Via Cabin Fever's Aaron. The album name, One Man, One Jar, courtesy of ScottC.

503. Satan's Electric Orangutan.
Via Rifftrax's Bill Corbett.

504. Public Awareness of Science.
Via Connie Voight, who co-directed me in Hair aeons ago, and the album cover meme.

505. Fuck Piggy.
The spawn of the conversation between Ken and Tim Minchin.

506. Count Badonkula.

507. Werewolves of Swindon.

508. Fry's Delight.

509. ! and the Fastidians.

510. Ichabod Crane in the 31st Century!

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700 Bands: 491 - 500

Posted on 02.17.09 by Widge @ 11:26 pm

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491. Karmic Panic Room.
Via Jason Sweeney.

492. Kittens Inspired By Lobsters.
Via Bill Corbett.

493. The Extreme Wombs.
Via Tim Minchin.

494. Fortean Fiddlesticks.

495. Arse and Glitter.

496. Deviant Vanilla.

497. Rotten Atreyu.

498. The Bloated Western Nobodies.

499. 4Carat..
According to Siege: "It's a barbershop quartet consisting of Neil Diamond, Dustin Diamond, Lou Diamond Phillips, and Diamond Dallas Page." Sheer genius.

500. Ben Stein's Monster.

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700 Bands: 481 - 490

Posted on 02.03.09 by Widge @ 11:54 pm

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481. Stewie Defeats Truman.
Provided by Rob.

482. Munching Valhalla.

483. The Kittens Are Burning.

484. Ye Olde Noyse.
Those last three provided by Siege. I think Ye Olde Noyse should be a 70s/80s cover band dressed as Vikings.

485. United Front Baby.

486. Actual Sisyphus.
Via John Hodgman.

487. The Muppet Prophylactics.

488. The Neil Indonesian Coffee Incident.

489. Neil's Dog is Not a Bushel.
The last two from here.

490. Snellville on $8 a Day.

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700 Bands: 471 - 480

Posted on 01.20.09 by Widge @ 11:05 pm

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471. The Hitler Gargoyles.
I can't remember where I heard this, but it was in conversation.

472. All Our Pepperoni is Dead.

473. Teckmanology.

474. Lint Velocity.

475. Oregano is Not the Capital of Oregon.

476. Blood, Guts and Moonshine.
Soundtracks to testosterone-driven films and television, covered by a straight-up bluegrass band. Suggestions for what I'd like to hear: the A-Team theme...and the score of Bullitt.

477. Ashes to Ashley, Dust to Dustin.
Imagine a bubblegum pop couple in the midst of a terrible, horrendous breakup but having to perform anyway.

478. The Tabernacle Choir vs. The Zombies.
I have no idea.

479. All You Can Eat Active Ingredients.

480. Lord Umbershoot.

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