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Posted on 12.09.08 by Widge @ 12:36 am

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401. Tsar Bomb.
Amazingly, from what I can tell: not taken. Thanks to Alain.

402. Tsar La Bomba.
Richie Valens songs covered by a Russian band, sung completely in Russian. If thought completely in Russian, then we'd be in a musical version of the movie Firefox.

403. The Bottle Children of Borneo.
From here.

404. Ian Holm Syndrome.
Might cause an injunction. Just be warned.

405. The Loneliness of the First Person Shooter.
Folk songs written about fragfests.

406. Beggars Can't Be Choosers, Choosers Can't Be Steve.

407. Who Died And Made You Steve?
No idea what the Steve thing is about.

408. Thee Arrogant Marshmallows.
I dunno, it just seemed like with Thee More Shallows that we should have more bands with "Thee" weirdly put into their names. So there's mine.

409. Arena Rock for Goldfish.

410. B-Movie Concession Stand.

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700 Bands: 391 - 400

Posted on 12.04.08 by Widge @ 9:58 am

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391. The Snap Together Ballerinas.

392. I Bleed Tofu.

393. Our New Broccoli Overlords.

394. The Reincarnated and Pissed Off Librarians of Alexandria.

395. The Afterthought Police.

396. The Pasta Snipers.

397. Mildly Difficult Like Sunday Afternoon.

398. Three Miles South of Profound.

399. Johnny Goldfish and the Lincoln Logs.
Because that's the story of Jesus!

400. Listen Do You! Smell Something?
It's basically Godspeed You! Black Emperor if they wrote incredibly long post-rock orchestral songs about Harold Ramis films. Doc says their first album is Yes, Have Some. Damn straight it is.

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700 Bands: 381 - 390

Posted on 12.02.08 by Widge @ 3:53 am

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381. Against Hooliganism in Literature.
From here.

382. Brand's Alien Hair.
From this.

383. The Angry Coffee Elementals.

384. Hell Casserole.

385. Raped by Schmaltz.
From the upcoming Nuts on the Road.

386. Dario and the Giallo Outtakes.

387. Elton and the Ninja Tiaras.
Also from an upcoming NOTR.

388. The Metasyntactic Retribution.

389. Stalking on the Highway.

390. Gomorrah Block Party.

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700 Bands: 371 - 380

Posted on 11.25.08 by Widge @ 10:26 pm

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371. Firebarge vs. Whale.
Named after an excellent piece by our buddy Len Peralta.

372. Porkhenge.
Also dedicated to Len.

373. Prince of Boink.

374. The Jazz Break of Randolph Carter.
If you can imagine a mix of The Modern Jazz Quartet and The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets. You can't? That's probably for the best.

375. The Trouser Gargoyles.

376. Kevin McCarthy and the You're Nexts.

377. The Authentic Groove Fabrication Machine.

378. A Little Piece of Purgatory.

379. Total Hamster War.

380. Total Failure to Fail.

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700 Bands: 361 - 370

Posted on 11.11.08 by Widge @ 9:58 am

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361. Schrodinger's Scott.

362. The Manic Glee Club.

363. Cloning From the Grave.
Lead story on Election Day from The Daily Mail.

364. Tool by Association.

365. He Who Robs the Dead.
From Hand of Fate #23, posted at The Horror Of It All.

366. Roman Candle Toothbrush.

367. Always Room For Ricky.

368. Bran Glory.

369. Steve and the Acid Flash Forwards
Potentially either a solo act or a band in which no one is named Steve.

370. Shredded Cheese, Intact Heart.
Ridiculously earnest power ballad cover band.

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