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Posted on 01.13.09 by Widge @ 11:32 pm

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461. Donning David.

462. Nine Ball Crash
Both of those from Bethany P.

463. The Sculpted Deer Obsession.
From the Lady Porphyre.

464. Audiomohel.
From this upcoming Weekend Justice. Unless Jon has a band up and running by the time I publish this. But even then, it's a free name, so he can turn around and use it. I would recommend that it be a Yiddish group covering Soundgarden, Rage Against the Machine and Audioslave songs.

465. Gears 'n' Shit.
A steampunk band. Their first album is Levers 'n' Brass. This also came out of Weekend Justice.

466. View From Thanatopsis.
Named for a piece of work by Valerie Hegarty.

467. Frankenstein Conquers the Martians.

468. Sit at Innuendo.

469. Doppler Shame.

470. Hundred Acre Stare.

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700 Bands: 451 - 460

Posted on 01.08.09 by Widge @ 6:27 am

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451. Jessica Fletcher With a Penis.
Blame Brian.

452. Deviant Vanilla.

453. The Brine Shrimp Fuckers.
Paul says, "They're from Phoenix. Or...something."

454. Enchiladas Imminent!
Taken from Andy Diggle.

455. Dehydrated Monkey Whores.
G.G. Allin songs covered by a string quintet. Taken from Trelvix.

456. Your Lying Pants.
Taken from Leigh.

457. The Perfunctory Sexists.
From Bethany P.

458. The Hoedown of Randolph Carter.
A Lovecraft country band whose first album is called "The Stars Fell on Alabama, Along With the Green Mist."

459. The Ska Meritocracy.

460. The Discarded Christmas Trees.
The band is entirely clad in beat up Santa and elf outfits, maybe a reindeer on keyboards. They play in character as a Christmas band trying to make ends meet the rest of the year, drunk on stage half the time. They either play ska-punk Christmas tunes, or cover songs like they were ska-punk Christmas tunes. I actually really dig this idea.

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700 Bands: 441 - 450

Posted on 01.01.09 by Widge @ 5:19 am

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441. Meta Becomes Mundane.

442. Lazy-Eyed Scooter.

443. The Lovin' Sporkful.
Imagine Lard covering songs from the 60s.

444. The Prince and the Hellzapopper.

445. Melting John Travolta.

446. Random Green Box.

447. I Forged the Venus de Milo.

448. Molten Broccoli.

449. The Strike Anywhere Blues Band.

450. The All You Can Eat Surrealism Bar.

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700 Bands: 431 - 440

Posted on 12.18.08 by Widge @ 11:10 pm

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431. Brigands of the Future.
From Max Brooks.

432. The Circus of Death and Awesome.
From FFTimberwolf and sgsaunders. I'm thinking songs from the soundtracks of Cirque du Soleil as covered by a band that's a cross between Slipknot and The Polyphonic Spree.

433. The Nina Simone Revenge Squad.
Imagine The Gossip if all they did were Nina Simone covers.

434. Manna From Cleveland.

435. If Meat is the Answer, What is the Question?

436. The Water Buffalo Bifurcation Incident.

437. Galoshes!! Galoshes!!!.

438. Hi-Def Etch-a-Sketch.
Could cause an injunction.

439. The Empty Ice Cream Cones.
Imagine Apocalyptica covering emo tunes.

440. The Man With the Triple-Jointed Nostril.
I have no idea where this came from, I just know that it's an all-girl band involving craploads of horns. Best not to ask.

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700 Bands: 421 - 430

Posted on 12.16.08 by Widge @ 10:28 pm

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421. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Prog.

422. Taxicab Concession.

423. Ye Olde Noys.
From Siege.

424. The Suckling Muppets.

425. Len's Secret Clout.
These last two courtesy of Storm.

426. The Understated Draconians.
From Bethany P.

427. Later, Back at the Sanitarium.

428. What? No!

429. Pratchett's Army.
Ideally, a supergroup of musicians coming together to write music behind lyrics created by different fantasy writers for each song, doing charity concerts for Alzheimer's. Yeah, didn't expect me to throw something serious in here, did ya?

430. The Audience Would Like a Word With You.

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700 Bands: 411 - 420

Posted on 12.11.08 by Widge @ 11:51 pm

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411. Krazy Katholic Koupons.

412. Noncommittal Utterance.
Both of those from Siege.

413. Gazpacho Inferno.

414. Thought Projection Failure.
From Tuffley.

415. Smellovision Replaces Television.
From the Bugs Bunny short "The Old Grey Hare."

416. Missionaries to the Cacti.

417. The David Tomlinson Experience.
Jimi Hendrix tunes covered by a band fronted by a David Tomlinson impersonator. Again, could cause an injunction.

418. Plaid Elk.
Robbie Robertson songs covered by a Scottish band.

419. Appalachian Roulette.

420. I Love You But I've Chosen Pudding.

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700 Bands: 401 - 410

Posted on 12.09.08 by Widge @ 12:36 am

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401. Tsar Bomb.
Amazingly, from what I can tell: not taken. Thanks to Alain.

402. Tsar La Bomba.
Richie Valens songs covered by a Russian band, sung completely in Russian. If thought completely in Russian, then we'd be in a musical version of the movie Firefox.

403. The Bottle Children of Borneo.
From here.

404. Ian Holm Syndrome.
Might cause an injunction. Just be warned.

405. The Loneliness of the First Person Shooter.
Folk songs written about fragfests.

406. Beggars Can't Be Choosers, Choosers Can't Be Steve.

407. Who Died And Made You Steve?
No idea what the Steve thing is about.

408. Thee Arrogant Marshmallows.
I dunno, it just seemed like with Thee More Shallows that we should have more bands with "Thee" weirdly put into their names. So there's mine.

409. Arena Rock for Goldfish.

410. B-Movie Concession Stand.

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700 Bands: 391 - 400

Posted on 12.04.08 by Widge @ 9:58 am

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391. The Snap Together Ballerinas.

392. I Bleed Tofu.

393. Our New Broccoli Overlords.

394. The Reincarnated and Pissed Off Librarians of Alexandria.

395. The Afterthought Police.

396. The Pasta Snipers.

397. Mildly Difficult Like Sunday Afternoon.

398. Three Miles South of Profound.

399. Johnny Goldfish and the Lincoln Logs.
Because that's the story of Jesus!

400. Listen Do You! Smell Something?
It's basically Godspeed You! Black Emperor if they wrote incredibly long post-rock orchestral songs about Harold Ramis films. Doc says their first album is Yes, Have Some. Damn straight it is.

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700 Bands: 381 - 390

Posted on 12.02.08 by Widge @ 3:53 am

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381. Against Hooliganism in Literature.
From here.

382. Brand's Alien Hair.
From this.

383. The Angry Coffee Elementals.

384. Hell Casserole.

385. Raped by Schmaltz.
From the upcoming Nuts on the Road.

386. Dario and the Giallo Outtakes.

387. Elton and the Ninja Tiaras.
Also from an upcoming NOTR.

388. The Metasyntactic Retribution.

389. Stalking on the Highway.

390. Gomorrah Block Party.

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700 Bands: 371 - 380

Posted on 11.25.08 by Widge @ 10:26 pm

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371. Firebarge vs. Whale.
Named after an excellent piece by our buddy Len Peralta.

372. Porkhenge.
Also dedicated to Len.

373. Prince of Boink.

374. The Jazz Break of Randolph Carter.
If you can imagine a mix of The Modern Jazz Quartet and The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets. You can't? That's probably for the best.

375. The Trouser Gargoyles.

376. Kevin McCarthy and the You're Nexts.

377. The Authentic Groove Fabrication Machine.

378. A Little Piece of Purgatory.

379. Total Hamster War.

380. Total Failure to Fail.

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