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700 Bands: 361 - 370
Posted on 11.11.08 by Widge @ 9:58 am
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361. Schrodinger's Scott.

362. The Manic Glee Club.

363. Cloning From the Grave.
Lead story on Election Day from The Daily Mail.

364. Tool by Association.

365. He Who Robs the Dead.
From Hand of Fate #23, posted at The Horror Of It All.

366. Roman Candle Toothbrush.

367. Always Room For Ricky.

368. Bran Glory.

369. Steve and the Acid Flash Forwards
Potentially either a solo act or a band in which no one is named Steve.

370. Shredded Cheese, Intact Heart.
Ridiculously earnest power ballad cover band.

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700 Bands: 351 - 360
Posted on 10.14.08 by Widge @ 7:54 am
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351. Gooseflesh 9000.
From "Lonesome Ghosts."

352. Quiet You

353. Fjord Prefect.
Norwegian band singing songs based on the universe of Douglas Adams.

354. Welles of Sorrow.
A film geek emo band.

355. Citizen Klang.

356. Stephen's Manic Nature.

357. King Conch.
Jimmy Buffett cover band. Lots of horns.

358. The Rage Zombies.
A Zombies cover band but much, much angrier.

359. Cardboard Boxes Attack!!

360. Spectrum of Cheese.

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700 Bands: 336 - 350
Posted on 10.07.08 by Widge @ 12:31 pm
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And we're doing 15 this time because I feel like being halfway done. Cool? Cool.

336. Self-Pimp Warning.
From Coulton.

337. Careless Virgin
From this pulp novel.

338. My Personality Issue is You.

339. Performance Trachea.
From Penny Arcade.

340. The Sunday School Throwbacks.

341. Numb to the Knees.

342. Escape the Brain!

343. Joey and the Neuroaestheticist's Apprentice.
One man band.

344. Arte de Navegar.
From here.

345. Kittens With Fuses.

346. Inflatable Spleen.

347. Flesh, Blood and Cake Batter.

348. Strip Mall on Mars.

349. Metronome, Exploded.

350. OMGWTFZZTOP.

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700 Bands: 326 - 335
Posted on 10.02.08 by Widge @ 11:17 pm
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326. Exploding Astronaut
Thanks to 2syn for this one.

327. WTF Heroes
From David Gallaher.

328. Healthy Bacon Fixation.

329. Georgia Call.

330. A Cult of Ferrets.

331. Plaid Scorpion.
Classic kung fu soundtracks as performed by a Scottish band.

332. Man of a Thousand Puddings.

333. Joey, Spit That Out!

334. Coleslaw Golem.

335. Another Dead Boyfriend.
Band comprised of all women. They play loud.

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700 Bands: 316 to 325
Posted on 09.25.08 by Widge @ 10:47 pm
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316. The Long Darks

317. Sketching Faces
Inspired by Storm.

318. Awkward Technology.

319. Eyeliner Fantasia.

320. GUNTERFANG
Listen to the upcoming Weekend Justice for a full explanation.

321. Everything Tastes Different Now.
Nothing to do with Weekend Justice.

322. Radio Retina.

323. World Gone Womanly.

324. Folk Singers on Fire.

325. Caramelized Death Ray.

New band names up for grabs each Tuesday and Thursday. When we're not...doing something else. Until we hit 700.

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700 Bands: 306 - 315
Posted on 09.23.08 by Widge @ 9:35 pm
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306. Fourteen Floors of Whores
Because four was already taken. And we're overachievers. Thanks to Glen Oliver for the original idea.

307. Kenzballzaklok
German zydeco band.

308. Moscow Meson Factory.
Real place. Found via Dark Roasted Blend.

309. Wolves in Helicopters.
A shout out to Bill Corbett.

310. Paul and The Goddamn Cheese.
Paul from Paul and Storm's impending side project.

311. The Berlin Tchotchke Airlift.

312. Permawhy.

313. Breakfast With Heathens.

314. Late Night Clutter Cuddle.

315. Tribble Corn.

The last five are what happens when Ken, Paul, Storm and I try to have a serious conversation. What were we thinking?

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700 Bands: 296 - 305
Posted on 09.18.08 by Widge @ 9:20 pm
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296. If That

297. Thank Jebus!

298. Pig Pen Horizon.
First album: pocketful of dirt--and tunes on my shoes

299. Strange Will Happen.

300. Toe-Headed Boy.
First album: Something Stupid This Way Comes

301. Bozo Ass Cohorts.
Thanks to Glen Oliver.

302. The Spicy Spicy Beets.

303. Marty Ate My Spleen.

304. Heroic Dose of Paranoia.

305. Romper Room Autopsy.

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700 Bands: 286 - 295
Posted on 09.11.08 by Widge @ 10:10 am
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286. Cameron's Fiery Balls
Best not to ask.

287. Magical Psych Ward Gnomes
From Siege.

288. Seekers of Thursday Afternoon.

289. Hard to Crucify Pudding.

290. Redondo the Magnificious.
A terrible stage magician who sings about being a terrible stage magician.

291. Dr. Zebra and Mr. Horse.

292. The Pathogens Not Taken.

293. The Spicy Mustard Enthusiasts.

294. Tears of a Mopey Kitten
An emo band crossed with a Sanrio store.

295. Boom Goes the Goldfish.

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700 Bands: 276 - 285
Posted on 09.09.08 by Widge @ 12:08 pm
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276. Linus and the Perfect Pumpkins

277. Schoolhouse Clusterfuck!
Your favorite Saturday Morning tunes as if they were covered by G.G. Allin.

278. Clueless Concern.

279. The Creepy Boo Moment.
Their first album is entitled: Treat It Like It's a Head.

280. Kings of Focus.

281. Johnny's Not Right.
These last four band names can be blamed on Ken and Len.

282. The Blessed Union of Deep Fryers.
All we know is it better have a lot of horns. And the horn section wears those paper fast food hats.

283. Salsa Dancing With Satan.

284. And You Are...?

285. Yellow and Blue Make Hell.
Speedmetal versions of advertising jingles.

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700 Bands: 266 - 275
Posted on 09.04.08 by Widge @ 1:47 am
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266. Idle Shutdown.

267. Aggressive Haiku.
From Frankie Boyle, of course.

268. Tubal Migration.

269. The Reginald Veljohnson Band.

270. Chinese Water Drill.

271. The Area Rugbaggers.

272. The Anti-Oxidant Defamation League.

273. Neighborhood Wound.

274. Fabulous Justice.
Again, from Mock the Week.

275. The Vanilla Bean Atrocity.

New band names up for grabs each Tuesday and Thursday. When we're not...doing something else. Until we hit 700.

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