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700 Bands: 256 - 265

Posted on 08.26.08 by Widge @ 10:01 pm

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256. Otis Burgh and the Tessmachers.

257. MechaOrphans.

258. Slaughterhouse Five + 2.
Surreal jazz fusion group.

259. The Buddy Ebsen System.

260. Hadrian's Drywall.

261. Pumpkins Filled With Kerosene.

262. The Order of the Weakened Spleen.

263. The Tinsel Pastas.

264. Quicksilver Pot Pie.

265. Doom Lozenge.

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700 Bands: 246 - 255

Posted on 08.19.08 by Widge @ 10:56 am

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246. Chinstraps for Hardhats.

247. Musical Micronation.
The band takes the stage and instantly declares that the stage has seceded from whatever country they happen to be in, and the rest of the set are songs about the rise and fall of whatever odd micronation the stage has become.

248. Tiresias and the Wrinkled Dugs.

249. The Secret Society of Mole Rats.

250. Kung Fu Smoothie.

251. Brillo Scirocco.

252. Nitroglycerin Souffle.

253. Pizza Delivery Ghosts.

254. Tainted Wuv.

255. Dali Facepainting Children.
Which never happened to my knowledge--but the concept is awesome. Imagine Dali doing facepainting at some carnival/fun fair.

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700 Bands: 236 - 245

Posted on 08.14.08 by Widge @ 10:19 am

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236. The Nitty Titty Dirt Band.

237. Excited Delirium.
From ScottC. This makes me think of what would happen if Front Line Assembly and Delirium merged into a single band.

238. Foliage? Yes!

239. Hole in the Yucatan.

240. Pudding Golem.

241. A Cowardly Lot.
A nerdcore band that plays songs about comic book villains.

242. Garden Trowel Lobotomy.
I know it seems almost too obvious to say that this should be a grind metal band with a green thumb...actually, wait. Gangrene Thumb is the first album. Done.

243. 1001 Songs to Hear Before You Die.

244. Hamster War Wheel.

245. Anti-Gravity Spy Souffle.
Inspired by this.

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700 Bands: 226 - 235

Posted on 08.12.08 by Widge @ 1:43 pm

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226. Eel Smoothie.
Band name from here. A power-brass band whose first album is entitled Bring Me a Nightmare From China and I'll Love You Forever. Album inspired by Benchilada.

227. Don't Forget the Hug.

228. That Trick Never Works.
Not inspired by this--but I found it while checking the band name for usage. And it is the biggest license plate win of the year.

229. ToFusic.
Tastes like real music. Honest.

230. Meat is Moider.

231. Bolero by Kazoo.

232. Phantom Hits.

233. The Sabourin Alliance.
First album: The Last Stormfighter.

234. Riding in the Glovebox.

235. The Furry With the Cringe On Top.

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700 Bands: 216 - 225

Posted on 08.07.08 by Widge @ 11:47 pm

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216. Bungee Bangalore.
New wave band, naturally.

217. Sisterhood of the Whatever Pants.

218. Mike by Proxy.

219. Out of Context Boy.

220. Besides the Wench is Dead.

221. Dance Band of the Plasmatic.

222. Hot Dog Stand With Legs.

223. Full Scale Replica of an Actual Band.

224. John Woo and the Slow Motion Doves.

225. !!!?.
Pronounced "Chk Chk Chk Huh"

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700 Bands: 206 - 215

Posted on 08.05.08 by Widge @ 10:11 pm

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206. Don McGirdle And His Outlaw Thigh.

207. Ferrets Eat Emo.

208. Pudding Has No Conscience.

209. The Five Spleens.

210. Da Doo Run Ron Collider.

211. Something Ton Ton.
Post-Apocalyptic Jazz.

212. Tofuburger Hill.

213. Whatever You Say, Reverend.

214. The Brickhouse Effect.

215. Bastardy Proved a Spur.
From this.

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700 Bands: 196 - 205

Posted on 07.31.08 by Widge @ 5:42 am

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196. Amputated Cheese.
From Siege.

197. My Name is My Passport.
Inspired by the movie Sneakers. If you can't guess the first album is called Verify Me then shame on you.

198. Mother's Winnebago.
Also from Sneakers.

199. Juice From a Rock.

200. The Dystopian Corn Chips.

201. The Recipients of The Presidential Physical Fitness Award.

202. The Grand Duchess Anastasia's Pet Tapir.

203. Judo Sandwich.

204. Clarkson and the Honey Badgers.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

205. The Shameless Time Wasters.

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700 Bands: 186 - 195

Posted on 07.29.08 by Widge @ 2:02 pm

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186. The Mysterious Chinese Tunnels.
From here.

187. Proactive Emo.

188. The Sparky Elves.

189. Two-Layer Moocow.
From Siege.

190. The Feminine Predicaments.

191. The Cheese Gangsters.

192. Spoon the Great and Terrible.

193. An Undead Man From Reno, Pissed Off and Shambling Towards Folsom.

194. Gelatin in a Haystack.

195. That's Nice, Dear.
Take a ska band and mix it up with the movie Pleasantville. I think it works.

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700 Bands: 176 - 185

Posted on 07.22.08 by Widge @ 5:05 am

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176. Sister Eunice and the Velvet Moustaches
From Artist in Residence Rox. We figure it's a nun as the frontperson. Beyond that, who can say?

177. Anyway, So.

178. Chariot of the Aahhs.

179. Doggedly a Dick.

180. Smug No More.

181. Fantastic Brain Destroyers.
Taken from the cover of Zip-Jet #1. I imagine them as a cross between The Futureheads and power tools.

182. Death by Duran Duran.

183. Trepanation Skylight.

184. Chakra Your Money Maker.

185. Microbe Diplomacy.

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700 Bands: 166 - 175

Posted on 07.17.08 by Widge @ 8:03 am

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166. That Lemonade Thing!
From Misty Lee.

167. Death Penguin.
From the Bar Drink Generator.

168. The Hokey Kokeys.

169. Enclave of Escargot.

170. Popyssey.

171. Strawberry Sunshine Phantasmagoria.

172. Piper at the Gates of Tony Orlando.

173. Believe the Meat.

174. Snails on Nitrous.

175. Roll Your Own Lobotomy.

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