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700 Bands: 156 - 165
Posted on 07.10.08 by Widge @ 4:40 am
700 Bands

The madness continues. For more information, go here.

156. Ninjas Raging Anonymously (NRA).
From Bob the Zombie.

157. Donkey in the Car.

158. Sarschism.

159. Seriously Soused.

160. F is for Band.

161. Lobster Knife Fight.
From here.

162. Kevlar Pyjamas.
From Siege.

163. Brace Yourself Agnes.
Because Frankie rules.

164. Last Pelican on Earth.

165. Hugo and the Very Large Tree.

New band names up for grabs each Tuesday and Thursday. Unless we get overwhelmed by rabid luchadores. And until we hit 700.

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700 Bands: 146 - 155
Posted on 07.03.08 by Widge @ 3:49 am
700 Bands

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146. Sevenfold Hate.

147. Skittamarink.

148. Nuclear Romance.

149. Dastardly and Mutt Lang.

150. T-Bone Roulette.

151. 25 Snow Whites.
From here.

152. Mike the Friendly Payload.

153. Suddenly, The Tortoise!

154. The Ball Pit Drowning Victims.

155. Clang and the Fiendish Thingies.
From Help!

New band names up for grabs each Tuesday and Thursday. Unless we get stomped by giants and until we hit 700.

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700 Bands: 136 - 145
Posted on 07.01.08 by Widge @ 11:30 pm
700 Bands

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136. Pryor Offense.

137. Olympus Wings.

138. Just a Taste of Meta.
From Tuffley.

139. Glove Not Whore.
From Bob the Zombie.

140. Pretty Dwarf Army.

141. Clouseau and the Katos.
Album title: "The Art of Surprise."

142. The Marxist Hobbits.
Taken from here.

143. Satan Shipbuild.
Taken from a spam e-mail.

144. Bowels of Confusion.

145. The Reform School Sweethearts.

New band names up for grabs each Tuesday and Thursday. Unless we get stomped by giants and until we hit 700.

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700 Bands: 126 - 135
Posted on 06.26.08 by Widge @ 11:54 pm
700 Bands

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126. gammadong.
I'd say it will make more sense after The Unique Geek posts their podcast, but I would be lying.

127. Transvestite Hoedown.

128. Cornpone Alice.

129. Fifty Years of Aluminum.
Taken from here.

130. Santa's Nutsack.
From Siege.

131. C-List Vampire.

132. Kaiju Jesus.
A Christian death metal band in Japanese. Their albums would be as follows, in order: The Rupture, Jesus vs. Mechajesus, Jesus vs. Supermechajesus, Jesus vs. Golgothra...

133. Clowns Within Clowns.

134. Groucho, Chico, Harpo and Punko.
Punk covers of Marx Brothers songs. We're really looking forward to "Lydia" and "Omaha, Nebraska."

135. The Unmitigated Gauls.
French New Wave, obviously.

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700 Bands: 116 - 125
Posted on 06.24.08 by Widge @ 11:01 pm
700 Bands

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116. Canadian Leigh and Her All-Girl Female Womanly Band.

117. Band in All 50 States.

118. Steve Dallas and The Bloom County Cult.
Breathed's characters doing all your favorite 70s classics. "Don't Fear the Cat (Phhtt!)"

119. The Parasitic Buns.

120. McQueensReich.

121. Nine and Death Makes Ten
From here.

122. Exit Ragweed.
Inspiration and cover art for their self-titled debut album here.

123. The Heart Attack Darlings or Heart Attack Darling and the Stints

124. Loin Fruit of Satan.
From Sam G. at Strongarm Labs.

125. Currently Between Names.

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700 Bands: 106 - 115
Posted on 06.19.08 by Widge @ 11:31 pm
700 Bands

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106. Robbie Soultrane.

107. Almost Meta.

108. The Ringo Starr Revenge Squad.

109. Ted Striker and the Drinking Problems.

110. Incontinent Oyster.

111. Machines, Machines!
From the New York Times, 1927.

112. Arm Fall Off Boy.

113. I Fought Hitler

114. The Thagomizers.

115. Chameleons By Mail.
From here.

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700 Bands: 96 - 105
Posted on 06.13.08 by Widge @ 12:56 am
700 Bands

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96. Cryptic Hedgehog.

97. Louder Than Burlap.

98. Ascot or Garrote?

99. The Skull Jockeys.

100. Cronenberg Sans Goldblum.

101. The Hermione Rangers.

102. The Singularity Omelette.

103. Tragedy at the Square Dance!

104. The Churchill Something.

105. James Henry Hawk and the Awesome Sauce.

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700 Bands: 86 - 95
Posted on 06.10.08 by Widge @ 9:17 pm
700 Bands

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86. Problems of Abundance.

87. Zombie Kitten Dander.

88. Zombie Dogs Are Go.

89. Egregious Aardvark.

90. Eli and the Dreampepper Picking Machine.
Obviously any actual Dreampepper picking would need to be cleared with the Lady Porphyre.

91. Tiaras in Acid.

92. The Standardized Tests.

93. The Non-Project Project.

94. The Dave Clarke Orbit.

95. Sinners Against Cilantro.

New band names up for grabs each Tuesday and Thursday. Until we hit 700. Or we concede to Dave Barry. Which isn't going to happen. So.
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700 Bands: 76 - 85
Posted on 06.05.08 by Widge @ 11:56 pm
700 Bands

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76. Mr. Eugenides and the Smyrna Merchants.

77. Rain of Gelatin.

78. Never Read Ulysses.
Present tense or past, the band will accept either.

79. Alan Wrenches.

80. Cities for Conquest!

81. The Rock Cockets.

82. Not Enough Fiber.

83. Brain Area 10.

84. Terraforming Cleveland.

85. The Red Eye to Lemuria.

New band names up for grabs each Tuesday and Thursday. Until we hit 700. Or we spontaneously combust.
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700 Bands: 66 - 75
Posted on 05.30.08 by Widge @ 12:57 am
700 Bands

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66. Sex Lives of the Popes.
Taken from this.

67. Celtic Fraggle.
Muppet covers and Muppetesque songs as performed by the Chieftains.

68. The Velvet Muumuu.

69. The Acme Batmen.

70. OMG It's Dip.

71. Buzzkill Bandit

72. Rabbit Season/Duck Season.
This is one comedy band that appears as competing bands that try to blow each other off the stage.

73. Gogglewhack.
Misspelling intentional.

74. Breath Mints of the Damned.

75. A is for Illiterate

New band names up for grabs each Tuesday and Thursday. Until we hit 700. Or are eaten by weevils.
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