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700 Bands: 56-65

Posted on 05.20.08 by Widge @ 11:45 pm

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56. Ragtimenarok.
Jazz like it's the end of the world.

57. Angry White Honky.

58. The Lazy Kumquats.

59. Chicken Salad Symphonia.

60. The Lillian V. Mountweazel Experience.

61. The Clouseau Twins
Imagine the Cocteau Twins except Peter Sellers is the lead singer.

62. Lucy and the Kite-Eating Trees.

63. The Mighty Trash Heep.

64. Welcome to Endsville.

65. The Illegal Mattress Tags

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700 Bands: 46-55

Posted on 05.15.08 by Widge @ 1:41 pm

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46. Taco Delivery Monkey.
Yes! Thanks to Blog of Interest!

47. The Evil Goatees.

48. One Inch Pushpins.
Nine Inch Nails cover band. Done like XTC fronting a circus band.

49. Automating Concubine.

50. Relationary Shakedown.

51. No, Canada!
Please note the comma. Don't want anyone to think we're dissing an entire country with this one.

52. Wyld Woman Seed.

53. The Band Formerly Known as Cat Stevens.
We cannot guarantee that use of this one will not result in an injunction of some sort.

54. The Pirates of the Accordion.
A Caribbean polka band.

55. Where Have Superpowers Gone?

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700 Bands: 36-45

Posted on 05.14.08 by Widge @ 12:50 am

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36. Person Place or Thong.
First single: a cover of "Who Let the Dogs Out?"

37. Mares of the Hippodrome.

38. All Boudicca's Ex-Boyfriends.
One man band.

39. The Fallen Rise of the Roamin' Umpire.

40. Flight of the Bumbled to Be.

41. Moping With Scissors.

42. Post Traumatic Strauss Disorder.
A Brit band who is under the impression that their schtick was stolen by ELO. Their website is at jefflynneisanarse.com.

43. The Mirror Universe Bugaloos.
Sid & Marty Krofft. But evil.

44. Hodgmaniacal!
This could also be the name of a musical based on Areas of My Expertise. I would love the shit out of that, actually.

45. The Wee Volting Cocks.

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700 Bands: 26-35

Posted on 05.06.08 by Widge @ 9:16 pm

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26. Schlub Nation Under God.

27. The Survivors of Gomorrah.
Courtesy of Catalyst.

28. The Succubi-bi-birdies.
Think lesbian Andrews Sisters. So fuck the bugle boy.

29. The Daddy Tree.

30. Kay Sarah Sarah Serape.

31. Thunderriffic Good Time Happy Hour.
Imagine the Polyphonic Spree as interpreted by Sid and Marty Krofft.

32. Zan and Jayna Were Lovers.
Their first album is called Form of Music.

33. The Hardy Goys.
A white, Christian Boyz II Men.

34. That's Not a Hickey.

35. The Torquemada Jug Band.

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700 Bands: 16-25

Posted on 04.24.08 by Widge @ 11:59 pm

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16. Peanut Butter Jam & The Whitebread Odyssey.
They only do songs that The Archies would have rejected.

17. Fingersuck.

18. The Karmic Gimps.

19. Midget Momentum.

20. Buddhas Iscariot.

21. Richard Tation.

22. GenreShift.

23. Daycare Cuisinart.
Imagine this album except the participants are all thrash metal bands.

24. Choco Frosted Sugar Napalm! (alternate and recommended spelling: Choco! Frosted! Sugar! Napalm!)
Imagine the band above but it's ska instead. No one can have this name unless they absolutely destroy the theme song to "Gigantor." I'm just saying. And yes, it's a spin on the Calvin & Hobbes cereal.

25. existentianihlism.
From our notes: "It has to be a lower case E. It's one of those bands."

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700 Bands: 6-15

Posted on 04.22.08 by Widge @ 10:40 pm

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6. The Betty White Album.

7. Monkey See, Moby Do.
Electronica parody band.

8. Christopher Walken's Neighborhood.

9. Redneck Zombie Task Force.

10. The Peekaboo Genital Project.

11. Those Magnificent Farting Herrings.

12. Hymen Dammit.

13. Donkey Concertina.

14. Funk Hoover and the Jesus Seminar.
Taken from this book. Highly recommended it be a jazz fusion group of some kind.

15. The Mighty Mormonica.

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It Begins Here: 700 Bands

Posted on 04.19.08 by Widge @ 2:02 am

For a long while, Ken and I have had a dream. And that dream involved world conquest, Miracle Whip and an albino gazelle. Sadly, that dream has not yet been realized.

Another dream hatched around the same time was to launch a list of 700 band names, much in the same vein as John Hodgman's definitive list of 700 hobo names. While ours could not hope to have the historical and sociological significance of Prof. Hodgman's, it might, we reasoned, help out some band struggling to name themselves.

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