Admin » Needcoffee.com

Posted on 07.20.07 by Widge @ 11:53 pm

The latest addition to the Needcoffee.com line of sites designed to waste your time focuses on something that I know a lot of you have a hankering for: mindless violence.

So to cater to those of you who appreciate a good flying roundhouse to the cranium, we bring you: The Daily Kicksplode.

It's a like a shit-blowing-up-a-day 365-day calendar. So the motto says it all: "No gimmicks. No frills. Just once a day, something takes it in the face. Because this is what you want."

This joins Colors Are Overrated as new bits we're cranking out. And we're not done yet. Enjoy.

Categorized as: Admin
Comments: None

The Biggest Twit You Know is On Twitter

Posted on 07.07.07 by Widge @ 2:36 am

I've been meaning to mention this, although I did so in a podcast a short while ago.

I couldn't resist. I'm on Twitter now. I know, I know. Like I needed something else.

Categorized as: Admin
Comments: None

How Much More Black Can This Blog Be?

Posted on 07.07.07 by Widge @ 2:26 am

The answer is none. None more black.

My newest blog, folks. Dedicated to your favorite non-color: black.

It's Colors Are Overrated. Currently in perpetual beta, bringing you the best of gadgets, gear, and clothing that will never clash with each other: because they're all black. Like all the best things are.

Yes, I'm obsessed. Imagine if I wasn't self-medicated.

Come visit us, won't you?

Categorized as: Admin
Comments: None

Normal Transmissions Will Now Resume

Posted on 05.25.07 by Widge @ 8:19 am

The Technocave has now been successfully moved to its new location. This transition was necessary following an attempt to drill out a new chamber which resulted in the accidental tapping of an underground natural custard reservoir. Now that these fun and games are complete, Needcoffee.com should later today resume its abnormal publishing schedule.

Categorized as: Admin
Comments: None