Needcoffee.com - Ten Years of Insomnia: 1998-2008!
Headsup on New Affiliations
Posted on 12.04.07 by Widge @ 3:10 pm
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Just so you're aware, Needcoffee.com is now an affiliate of three new online shopping emporiums: Entertainment Earth, Half.com and Hotels.com.

As always, if you shop with those fine establishments, please do so by stopping by our Shop Needcoffee.com page first, so we can get some kickbacks. Because Needcoffee.com loves you, and kickbacks are how you can love us back...albeit in a safe, platonic, non-stalking way. We thank you.

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Your Pre-Holiday Reminder: Buy Through Us, Because We Love You
Posted on 11.20.07 by Widge @ 3:33 pm
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Boca Java Tower of Joy

That's right, folks: Needcoffee.com Loves You. It's not just a slogan. It's a scientific fact.

Next year is our 10th year of doing this crazy shit. No, seriously. 1998 was the spawning of Needcoffee.com. And for our ten year anniversary of not having lives, we've got some even crazier shit planned. I can't tell you anything more now, because then I'd have to kill you. And killing you would be difficult because the ninjas are all busy working out the Turkey Day buffet and you outnumber me thousands to one. So I'll just refrain from telling you, because that would be easier for everybody.

(And for those of you wondering how we can love you and threaten to kill you in the same post...you've never been in many relationships, have you?)

[[ Keep reading...it's okay, it gets better. ]]

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New Image Linking Policy
Posted on 11.04.07 by Widge @ 11:50 pm
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Okay, folks. For those of you who are using images from our site, please proceed. The rest of you can talk amongst yourselves.

Hi. I've never wanted to be one of those dickheads who did something like block people from using our images off our server. Because, at the time, it wasn't that big of a deal. It's real easy to put up some code that won't fulfill requests from servers that aren't needcoffee.com. But, like I said, I never wanted to do that.

The good news is this: I'm still not going to do that.

However...

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October's Most Popular Pages
Posted on 11.01.07 by Widge @ 3:41 pm
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Miss Ameri--huh?

Posted for your edification and for the knowledge of any and all strange Illuminati-linked agencies who track such things, here's the most popular pages for October, posted around the One Tusk media empire:

Colors are Overrated:

Daily Kicksplode:

Needcoffee.com:

Image: Historic Pictures of Western Pasco County.

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Excluding Press Releases From Regular Feed
Posted on 10.23.07 by Widge @ 4:16 pm
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Hi. A bit of stepping out from behind the curtain here. We've got a press release section which we keep off the front page because it's just not front page stuff. You know, unless we make it front page stuff. Anyway, after moving to Wordpress 2.3 the tool that we used to keep the wall between regular content and press release content wasn't supported anymore. I think we may have a replacement now, so this post is partly to let you feedreaders know that we're not trying to bombard you with that stuff on purpose, and partly as a test to see if the damn thing's working. If it does work for what we need, I shall come back here and praise the plugin's creator.

If it doesn't work...we shall never speak of this again.

Update: No, instead of removing the Press Releases categories from the feed, it inexplicably removed all the posts from the last day. So no, that didn't quite work. Oh well. Back to the drawing board.

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