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DIY Appleseed Ex Machina Trailer Remixing
Posted on 12.22.07 by Dindrane @ 2:29 am
Appleseed Ex Machina

Oh dear God, my afternoon productivity was ruined, and I am therefore destroying your productivity, too.

You know you are beside yourself with excitement about the upcoming Appleseed Ex Machina, as produced by John Woo. Well, now you can absolutely revel in wicked, gleeful creativity as you create your own trailer for this sure-to-be-magical film!

Hie thee over to the Appleseed Trailer Remix site and make your own trailer! It's like DIY anime, two of our favorite things! How could it go wrong? (Don't answer that, ScottC...) Post your efforts in the Gabfest, if you like! Or link them up in the comments here!

There's even a contest involved for making a trailer, but really... isn't making anime people do what you want about the best reward already?

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Ranma's Fu is Great
Posted on 11.30.07 by Dindrane @ 5:48 am

If you know Ranma 1/2, then you need to see this very cool, funny, and well-edited AMV. Or if you don't know Ranma 1/2, you need to go get familiar, then come back and watch it. We'll all wait here for you. No pressure.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

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Of Machine Men, Languid Bishie Mages, and Vicious Attack Crows
Posted on 08.14.07 by Dindrane @ 7:24 pm

Appleseed DVD cover art Someday's Dreamers, Vol. 1: Magical Dreamer DVD cover art Princess Tutu, Vol. 2: Traum DVD cover art

First up, we have the standard edition version of Appleseed, and it's hard to disagree with the cover quote from a review by the great John Woo, calling the film a "stunning visual achievement" and "a new milestone for CG animation." The world has succumbed to a massive war, and only one city, Olympus, survives. Olympus was able to do so only because of androids, who now nearly outnumber humans, and create a kind of utopia. However, human soldiers resent their loss of power and threaten humanity's hard-won peace. Deunan Knute (the Master-Chief of anime) and her boyfriend, who is much less human than machine, are the only ones who can stop this new war and maintain the fragile peace.

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Anime Moment: Munto 1 and Munto 2: Beyond the Walls of Time
Posted on 06.21.07 by Dindrane @ 11:16 am

DVD cover art for Munto DVD cover art for Munto 2: Beyond the Walls of Time

Munto is an interesting, if short, OAV that introduces viewers to Yumemi, a seemingly normal schoolgirl, who can see aspects of another reality laid atop the "real" world of ordinary Japan. No one but her two best friends believes her of course, so she began to hide her talents. However, a young man named Munto from this other realm of floating islands begins to contact Yumemi, explaining to her that his world is connected to ours by magic, but that magic is failing. In the grand tradition of magical girl anime, only Our Heroine can save King Munto and his world. There's an interesting secondary storyline involving one of Yumemi's friends and her fiancé that has more to do with the big picture than you might think at first. What could be a big boring ball of clichés is instead an engaging picture with enough new to it to make it interesting, along with interesting art, appealing characters, and skilled voice acting. The features are ordinary, but decent (an art gallery, character sketches, trailers, and backgrounds art), and this release should appeal to the target audience of young teen girls. It will also entertain anyone who cheers for the underdog and likes to see good, clean fun that isn't boring or stifling.

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Anime Moment: Boobies, International Terrorism, and Choreographed Dance Numbers
Posted on 06.19.07 by Dindrane @ 10:43 pm

Today we have a mixed bag of anime to talk about: a classic of anime fandom, a musical offering, and a boob-tastic battle title.

DVD cover art for Tenjho Tenge, Vol. 2: Round 2 DVD cover art for Yoko Ishida: Live in Concert DVD cover art for Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex: 2nd Gig, Vol. 5

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The Melody of Oblivion, Vol. 3: Metronome (2004) - DVD Review
Posted on 05.04.07 by Dindrane @ 12:56 am

Film:
DVD:

Original story by GJK
Directed by Hiroshi Nishikiori
Music by Hijiri Kuwano

Features:

  • Production art gallery

Dindrane's Anime Warnings:

  • Abandoned children
  • Weird chains
  • Volcanoes
  • Occasional confusion and tedium
  • Very, very tacky clothes, especially on boys

Released by: Geneon
Region: 1
Rating: 16+
Anamorphic: Yes.

My Advice: Post-apocalyptic fans will want it.

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Mermaid Forest, Vol. 2: Bitter Flesh (2003) - DVD Review
Posted on 06.23.06 by Dindrane @ 3:02 am
Mermaid Forest, Vol. 2: Bitter Flesh DVD cover art

Film:
DVD:

Based upon the manga by Rumiko Takahashi
Directed by Masaharu Okuwaki
Character Designs by Masaki Sato

Features:

  • Production art gallery

Dindrane's Anime Warnings:

  • Endangered kittens
  • Wicked doctors
  • Twisted dogs
  • Violence
  • High creepy factor
  • Quasi-cannibalism

Released by: Geneon
Region: 1
Rating: 16+
Anamorphic: Yes

My Advice: Get if if you love Rumiko, and you know you do.

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Dragon Half (1993) - DVD Review
Posted on 06.05.06 by Dindrane @ 2:11 am
Dragon Half DVD cover art

Film:
DVD:

Written by Shinya Sadamitsu, based upon the original manga by Ryuusuke Mita
Directed by Shinya Sadamitsu
Character Designs by Masahiro Koyama

Features:

  • Episode commentary track
  • Clean closing

Dindrane's Anime Warnings:

  • Unusually high levels of teenage angst
  • Jubblies perilously close to being exposed
  • Scary dragons!
  • Even scarier dragonslayers who sing!
  • Minor bad language
  • Fire-based spouse abuse

Released by: ADV
Region: 1
Rating: 15+
Anamorphic: N/A; appears in its original 1.33:1 format.

My Advice: Get it.

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Miyazaki Festival on TCM!
Posted on 01.05.06 by Dindrane @ 9:10 pm

Hayao Miyazaki

Tonight, Jan 5, Turner Classic Movies will be showing two Miyazaki greats to kick off their month-long Miyazaki festival: Princess Mononoke and Spirited Away. If you have never seen these films, or even if you have, then make sure to watch tonight!

Other Thursdays in January will be showing other great films such as Nausicaa of the Valley of the Winds, Castle in the Sky, and My Neighbor Totoro. Who said Thursdays were boring?

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Magical Play: The Complete Collection (2001) - DVD Review
Posted on 01.04.06 by Dindrane @ 4:18 am

Film:
DVD:

Character Designs by Kiyohiko Azuma
Directed by Hiroki Hayashi
Music by Seikou Nagaoka
Script by Hideyuki Kurata

Features:

  • Voice actor commentary
  • Clean opening and closing animation
  • Annotated character gallery
  • Additional 3-D episode

Dindrane's Anime Warnings:

  • Cats worn as support garments
  • Eating of allies
  • Betrayals of friendship galore
  • Horny henchman ogling likely underage heroines
  • Dark comedy

Released by: ADV
Region: 1
Rating: 15+
Anamorphic: N/A; appears in its original 1.33:1 format.

My Advice: Rent it first. You could love it or hate it.

Okay, Magical Play is a hard series to categorize, much less explain. Basically, it concerns Padudu, who has arrived in Sweetland from her home in Sea Heaven, wearing Uokichi, her edible giant fish cloak. Her dream is to become a Magical Girl, and to do that, she must fight in and around Sweetland, earning a Hanamaru for each victory. When she has enough Hanamaru, she can travel to Earth, where fame and lucrative merchandising agreements await her.

On the way, she meets several other would-be Magical Girls. First we meet Pipin, the designated rival for Padudo. Pipin's requisite costume is a sort of take on Playboy Bunny, complete with bunny ears, little fluffy tale, and carrot fetish. Myumyu wears two cats as her only costume, which of course leaves plenty of room for lots of hilarity when the cats want to, say, eat, leaving Myumyu's jubblies hilariously bare. Queen Perilun is a former victor of the Magical Girl contests, and her personality leaves rather a lot to be desired. She betrayed her supposed friend, Nonononn, who is now an outlaw and warns Padudu about the dark side of becoming a Magical Girl. Mustard and Ketchup are Sweetland's two best police officers (think Mihoshi and Kiyone of Tenchi fame), and Zucchini is the show's token male, who is basically the Queen's cabana boy and henchtoy, though he has his own designs on Myumyu's pussies.

Clearly, the show is meant to be a kind of adult/older fan parody of Magical Girl shows, complete with goofy costumes, an idiotic naïve heroine, and requisite battles with villains. It has a great deal of potential for humor, but the show's ambiguity leaves it a bit nowhere. To really appreciate the parody aspects, you have to have watched your fill of idiotic magical girls prancing about in stupid outfits (which doesn't take long), but many American anime fans have not yet learned to hate this genre, and you have to hate it to want to see it skewered as it is in Magical Play. The humor also often depends upon finding amusement in the betrayal (or eating) of friends or allies, but whereas in Excel Saga it has a light enough touch to be funny (and no one every really suffers or gets hurt, as befits a comedy), in Magical Play, it's just mean and flat.

The show looks great at least, due to the character designs of Kiyohiko Azuma. Too bad it's like watching Chiyo-chan of Azumanga Daioh go very, very wrong. The sound is also quite good, and both languages have talented casts who ham up their parts properly. Voice hijinks and over-emoting that wouldn't work in a more serious show are called for here.

The special features list includes a special 3-D episode, that is basically a retelling of Padudu's arrival in Sweetland. There's also a very nice character gallery, complete with some show references to place them, and a clean opening and closing. The voice actor commentary on the fourth episode, as befits the show, is unusual: instead of actors from the show, two of the three commentators haven't even seen the show before and are basically trying to understand it as they go along. They're almost funnier than the show itself, but not what you might call useful or insightful, and a show like this really could stand some insight.

In essence, this series is the sort that people will either love or hate, and you really just have to see it for yourself to be sure. If it sounds like it might appeal to you, then rent it and give it a shot. It had a lot of potential, especially via Azuma's fantastic artwork, but it just doesn't pull it off. It may look like a children's show, but the 15+ rating is there for a reason. If you liked Excel Saga, then you might like this, but beware that it has less camp and more viciousness, though it doesn't seem to be going for "vicious" so much as "funny." I truly wanted this to be better than it is, but it just doesn't entirely succeed.


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