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Kite: Director's Cut (1998) - DVD Review
Posted on 05.30.03 by Doc @ 11:07 am
DVD cover art for Kite: Director's Cut

Film: (Non-director's cut gets )
DVD:

Written & Directed by Yasuomi Umetsu

Features:

  • Trailers for other anime titles
  • Dolby 2.0, DTS 5.1, and THX sound options

Doc Ezra's Anime Warnings:

  • Graphic violence
  • Strong language
  • Child abuse
  • Graphic sex
  • Rape

Rating: 18+ Only.
Anamorphic: Nope. Presented in 1.33:1 aspect ratio

My Advice: Buy the non-Director's Cut, avoid the child porn and rape fantasies.

Sawa, packing heat, from Kite: Director's Cut

Sawa is your average, every-day cute college co-ed. Complete with stereotypical school uniform, pigtails, and a lunchbox that holds tasty treats plus a pistol that fires high-caliber explosive rounds and some tiddlywink-sized grenades. Normal, right? Well, for Sawa, who is a highly-trained assassin in the vein of La Femme Nikita (the movie version, not the goofy TV show) or Leon of The Professional fame, it's just life. Orphaned when her parents were murdered, she is trained and directed by a sleazy cop that has grown tired of people slipping through the system's cracks only to do more bad.

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Categorized as: Anime
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My Neighbor Totoro (1988) - DVD Review
Posted on 12.05.02 by Widge @ 12:43 am
My Neighbor Totoro DVD cover art

Film:
DVD:

Written and Directed by: Hayao Miyazaki
Adapted Into English by: Carl Macek
English Adaptation Directed by: Greg Snegoff
Starring: Lisa Michaelson, Cheryl Chase, Greg Snegoff, Kenneth Hartman, Alexandra Kenworthy

Features:

  • Trailers for Bushwhacked, Lucas, Far From Home

Released by: Fox
Region: 1
Rating: G
Anamorphic: Nope; full-frame only.

My Advice: Own it (updated: newer version available, read on)

Satsuki and Mei (voiced in the English version by Michaelson and Chase) have just moved into a new house along with their father (Snegoff). Their mother (Kenworthy) is in a nearby hospital and although the prognosis is good, there's always some nervousness involved with a loved one who's ill--especially from the perspective of the two daughters. Their new house has things to keep them busy, though: not only does it have an infestation of benign soot sprites, but Mei stumbles upon a forest spirit who lives in the vicinity of the giant camphor tree nearby.

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Categorized as: Anime and Reviews
Comments: None



Record of Lodoss War: DVD Collection (1990) - DVD Review
Posted on 07.10.02 by Dindrane @ 11:45 pm
Record of Lodoss War DVD Collection cover art

Film:
DVD:

Written by: Mami Watanabe and Kenichi Kanemaki, based on original story by Hitoshi Yasuda and Ryo Mizuno
Directed by: Akinori Nagaoka, Katsuhisa Yamada, Kazunori Mizuno, Taiji Ryu, Shigeto Makino, Akio Sakai, Hiroshi Kawasaki
Translation by Neil Nadelman
Character Design by Nobuteru Yuuki

Features:

  • Japanese promotional video
  • Comics
  • Fan convention with Japanese cast
  • Art gallery
  • Character profiles
  • Scripts
  • Cast list
  • Production credits
  • "Cast a Spell" look at the magic sequences
  • English and Japanese audio
  • English subtitles

Dindrane's Anime Warnings:

  • Dragons and elves and witches, o my
  • Elf-maidens much cuter than you
  • Grumpy dwarves

Released by: Central Park/U.S. Manga
Region: 1
Rating: NR
Anamorphic: N/A; appears in its original 1.33:1 format.

My Advice: Buy it, oh buy it...

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Categorized as: Anime and Reviews
Comments: None



Princess Mononoke (1999) - DVD Review
Posted on 12.21.00 by Widge @ 9:47 pm
Princess Mononoke DVD cover art

Film:
DVD:

Written by: Hayao Miyazaki, translated into English by Neil Gaiman
Directed by: Hayao Miyazaki
Starring: Billy Crudup, Claire Danes, Minnie Driver, Billy Bob Thornton, Gillian Anderson

Features:

  • Featurette
  • Theatrical trailer

Released by: Miramax
Region: 1
Rating: NR
Anamorphic: Yes.

My Advice: Own it.

When a demon invades his village and sets in motion events that are certain to eventually claim his life, Ashitaka (voiced by Crudup), must accept his destiny and go forth to find the origins of the demon and end the evil. On his journey he meets the beautiful yet savage San (voiced by Danes), who, with her family of wolves, is at war with the Lady Eboshi (voiced by Driver). Eboshi wants all the wilderness destroyed so she can mine for iron ore, whereas San is the forest's protector. They want to kill each other. Out of all of this conflict, Ashitaka must somehow find a way to bring all the sides in this war to peace--lest no one survive.

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Categorized as: Anime and Reviews
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