There are certain things we all know, and in fact, the knowledge is so pervasive that we simply take it for granted.有一些事情我們都知道，而事實上，知識是如此普遍，我們根本考慮它是理所當然的事。 Obvious example: when going down to investigate the surface of a new planet, we should never wear the red shirt.最明顯的例子：當去調查，表面上一個新的星球，我們絕不應穿紅色上衣。 Right?對不對？

But what should we avoid if one day we were to wake up and find ourselves in an anime romantic comedy?但我們應該怎樣避免，如果有一天我們要喚醒和發現自己在一個動畫的浪漫喜劇？

1. 1 。 Hot Springs . 溫泉 。 They always result in embarrassing, accidental exposure, and may also result in unwanted superpowers (like turning into a panda when you get doused in cold water) not to mention annoying introspection.他們總是在尷尬的結果，偶然地暴露，也可能導致有害的超級大國（如變成一個熊貓，當你得到doused在冷水中）不提惱人的反思。 If you are male, you can rest assured that you will absolutely get beaten up at least once.如果你是男性，你可以放心，你絕對會得到毆打至少舉行一次。 If you are如果您是 a flying turtle飛行龜 , however, you may disregard this warning.然而，您可能會無視這樣的警告。

For further study:再作進一步研究： Ranma 1/2 亂馬1 / 2 . 。

2. 2 。 Extra fiancés and/or girlfriends . 額外fiancés和/或女朋友 。 Oh, sure it sounds fun.哦，肯定它聽起來更有趣。 In fact, it sounds like a male dream come true...but it won't be.事實上，它好像是男性夢想成真… …但它不會。 They usually result in hijinks at your expense and may very well cause you death, mutation, alien abduction, angry "step-mothers," rivals wanting to beat you to a pulp, and way too much time in those dangerous hot springs.他們通常的結果，在hijinks的費用和很可能為您帶來的死亡，突變，外國人被綁架，憤怒的“步母親， ”對手想擊敗你到一個紙漿，方式和太多的時間在這些危險的溫泉。 Or any selection of the above and in some rare cases, all of the above.或任何選擇上述而且在某些罕見的情況下，上述所有。 It goes without saying that you should avoid being an extra fiancé, as well; if you're the second or subsequent fiancé, you'll never get the girl or boy of your dreams.不用說，您應該避免作為一個額外的未婚夫，以及;如果您是第二次或其後的未婚夫，你將永遠不會得到女孩或男孩，你的夢想。

For further study:再作進一步研究： Love Hina 愛女兒 . 。

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