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Posted on 03.15.08 by Widge @ 4:47 am
The Anti-Vampyr Kit by AlexCF

AlexCF is at it again. This time he's created a badass kit for dealing with any pesky nosferatus that might be lurking around your home and/or business. Or, in the case of the person who commissioned this: your 12th century mansion. I guess if you couldn't manage an 11th century one then that dreary new-fangled 12th century one will simply have to suffice. Ahem. Per the man himself:

The case is a large victorian box, very pretty. Contained within is a flint lock pistol, a letter from the previous owner, a bible, rosary, and four grenade-like holy water bottles. the romanian crucifix in the lid is sharpened to a point, and the plethora of hunting aparatus are semi hidden under a wooden lid, the underneath of which is emblazoned with a map of europe, and a small religious icon of st thomas.

Check out more pics here.

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Paul Pope and DKNY to Party Like It's 2089
Posted on 03.11.08 by Widge @ 2:07 am
"Diamond Dogs" by Paul Pope (excerpt)

In a desperate attempt to get somebody like me to pay attention to them, DKNY has allied themselves with the ridiculously talented Paul Pope. Pope, for the uninitiated among you, has done a ton of comic and illustration work, including two most excellent Vertigo limited series, Heavy Liquid and 100%.

The new line is to be called 2089. From the press release:

The scene is New York City, circa 2089, 100 years from the date of DKNY's creation. The story, like much of Pope's influential work, sets a futuristic love story against the collision of nature and industry. The prints are updated camouflage, and the graphics on tees, jackets and hoodies melds sci-fi with the prehistoric.

Prepare for pop art clothing alchemy, in other words. I'll see if I can wrestle some images from somewhere when they become available--because this I gotta see. Well played, DKNY.

Full press release after the jump. Full image here. Paul's blog here.

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Categorized as: Art
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The Bunny With the Very Open Mind
Posted on 03.11.08 by Widge @ 12:51 am
Test Lab Bunny by Andricongirl

To find out what happens to this cute little bunny with the sun roof in its cranium and to find out how to determine whether a kid is disturbed or disturb-able, all you have to do is click through to see the inevitable result of playing around with the bunny's brain. If the kid says, "Neat!" then congratulations, he or she could grow up to work for us someday. This creation by Andricongirl.

The crochet style is called "amigurumi," which I thought was a type of ritual suicide for when your knitting got completely hosed up and dishonored your family. But apparently I got that wrong. It happens.

Found via Craft.

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The Cross-Stitch Mayhem of Kate Westerholt
Posted on 02.21.08 by Widge @ 4:26 am

"...And the Horse You Rode in on" by Kate Westerholt

The only way to make Kate Westerholt's subversive cross-stitch artwork even better than it is would be to figure out how to smuggle it into the homes of grandparents across the country, Banksy-style. Or even better, if you are a grandparent (and quite a few of you reading this site are--and you must be some badass grandparents if you like this site, well done), put a cross-stitch sampler with "Get Your Freak On" on your wall and see how long it takes someone to notice.

Found via Craftzine.

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This Just In: Eli Roth to Direct High School Musical 3
Posted on 02.17.08 by Widge @ 1:33 am
High School Musical decapitated

Kidding. I'll explain.

There's graffiti, and then there's smart graffiti. We rank the Decapitator in with the smart ones, because a lot of the "installations" are really subtle. In fact, most people might not even notice that the ad with Beckham in it has him sans a head. But that's what he does: replace pieces of an advertisement so that the people (or the decapitated bee from Bee Movie, poor thing--maybe his name was Eric) within, well, have been decapitated. Leaving behind just a bloody stump.

Morbid? Assuredly. But damn, if it's not funny. Check out the full Flickr gallery here.

Found via Ectoplasmosis.

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