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10.18.08 by Widge @ 11:38 pm  Now, granted, when Tonx posted this, it was done as a one-off because he's cool enough to know people who own lasers. Nobody on staff here is able to (admit that they) own a laser after a...shall we say...recent injunction that Siege, Doc and Thespia have been advised by our lawyer not to discuss. Except that it would have made Chris Knight chortle mightily. Anyway, Tonx got his buddy to laser-etch "Tonx" onto some green coffee beans. So I don't think there's anybody who provides this service. Hey, don't look at me like that. Personalized slash monogrammed coffee beans? You know somebody would pay for that lunacy. Tonx, I say unto you: you and your friends at Espresso Parts need to go into business. There you go: free idea. Update: Add a number in the lower right and it's COFFEE BEAN SCRABBLE. Fuck-ing brilliant. And still free! Categorized as: Coffee
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09.09.08 by Widge @ 7:23 pm  We've been fans of Coffee Shop of Horrors for years. We make it a point to stop by their booth every year at DragonCon and stock up on the horror-themed java goodness. However, Ed over at The Unique Geek sounded the alarm when it looked like their website was in a state of flux, not unlike a Lemarchand box being reconfigured. Turns out that it soon was twisted about the right way, and when we checked in with The Shop (by that we mean, the aforementioned Coffee Shop--not the government organization that employs assassins like George C. Scott...but...that would be really fucking cool if it was secretly one and the same) we were told that they've recently changed hands, revamped their website and have changed geographic locations. They do indeed have an online presence only (unless you catch them at a show--which I urge you to do) and have eleven variations currently up for sale with more to come. From what they have up at the moment, I can personally recommend the Zombie Dirt espresso (pictured) or the Burial Grounds. Others over at The Unique Geek swear by the Shock-o-Rama, which albeit highly caffeinated was a bit too caramelly last time I tried it. And for me, that's saying something. I strongly hint (nay, I blatantly suggest!) that they release a non-flavored highly caffeinated brew. They could even call it "Aim For The Head," which says it all, really. Go give them love. And tell em we said hi, would you? Categorized as: Coffee
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08.19.08 by Widge @ 12:36 pm  That's right, like Superman and Batman, coffee and caffeine swoop in and save your ass from many things on a daily basis. That's what this round-up of caffeine and coffee info from The New York Times relates. Among the bits:
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08.08.08 by Widge @ 5:32 am  Lisa Madigan, attorney general of Illinois, is apparently under the impression that coffee is a gateway drug. Or at least coffee that humorously depicts itself as a serious drug (which of course contains a drug: caffeine) is a gateway drug. Or...something. But apparently she's said that Meth Coffee is not welcome in Illinois and thus, Meth Coffee has complied by no longer accepting orders from or shipping to Illinois. Full disclosure: Needcoffee.com is an affiliate of Meth Coffee. This means when you click on the scary Meth Coffee guy down on the right hand side there and buy some, we get some kickbacks, just like with any other company we've got an affiliation with. We became an affiliate after we first reviewed the product, were impressed by its potency, and thought others would like it as well. The folks behind Meth Coffee take this seriously, though (Madigan's charges, not our affiliation), and have responded on their website: Meth Coffee doesn't glorify methamphetamines any more than Richard Pryor glorified cocaine. Meth Coffee glorifies coffee and the wonderful, legal, kick-in-the-pants it provides. Coffee is a drug, so what is wrong with taking the phrase, "I'm amped on caffeine" to an absurd level? That's what comedians do. If you look at the coffee bag and the web site, you can see there is nothing flashy, sexy, or sane about methamphetamines. We depict a roller coaster ride of paranoia, fear, and insanity on our packaging. Where is the glamor? There is no enticement to do methamphetamines.
Which is why we like them so much, I guess. Because Needcoffee.com is basically a flume zoom of paranoia, fear and insanity. Categorized as: Coffee
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08.02.08 by Widge @ 5:47 am  That, my friends, is the world's largest coffee cup. In fact, here's a farther away shot but at least you get a better idea of scale:  Made of stainless steel, it stands over a meter and a half tall and is over two meters in diameter. It was created by Vinacafe Bien Hoa, who's apparently the grand poobah of Vietnamese coffee producers. It weighs over 2600 pounds and contained 952 gallons of coffee. Trouble is...it's instant coffee. Categorized as: Coffee
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