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Meth Coffee Celebrates Betty Ford's Birthday
Posted on 04.06.07 by Widge @ 9:37 pm
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Meth Coffee, which we've raved about before, has opened up The Betty Ford 5-Day Meth Coffee Sale, in honor of Betty's birthday on Sunday. Nice.

The savings? $2 off a bag. Which means the cost is $10 a bag. So if you've been waiting to stock up, do so now. The promo code is FIVEDAY990 when you check out. Tell them we sent you (because we've signed up to be a Meth Coffee affiliate--also nice) and they say to thank Betty. So make sure you do that, too.

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Panama Creates World's First Weapon of Mass Caffeination
Posted on 04.05.07 by Widge @ 7:20 pm
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Giant Coffee Mug from Panama

That's right, Cafe Duran in Panama has created a 750 gallon cup of coffee.

This size will soon be available at your local 7-Eleven or QuikTrip for the low, low price of $1.29. Throw in an extra two bits and you could walk away with a donut, too.

Or...could this be the Non-Euclidean size the prophecies (or at least the previous post) foretold? Make peace with your gods.

Found via Slashfood.

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Why the Starbucks in Arkham Has No Drive-Thru
Posted on 04.05.07 by Widge @ 6:14 pm
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Starspawn Coffee mug

Because sucking down one of these while in the car is highly inadvisable. Although they do offer three sizes just like a regular Starbucks. Instead of Tall, Grande and Venti, you can have your coffee either Eldritch, Chthonic, or the mack daddy Non-Euclidean. They also have a very Short version called a Gibbous, but you have to ask for that special now--it's no longer listed on the menu.

Mug found via Dagon Industries.

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Coffee and Milk: The Eternal Struggle for Balance
Posted on 04.04.07 by Widge @ 12:07 am
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Okay, so perhaps that's a little melodramatic (from this site? no!). But still, you know how it goes. It's a constant balancing act for those who still spruce up their coffee with cream or sugar. I'm trying to ween myself off of everything and go with straight black coffee. And no, that's not to match my taste in clothing. Granted, for me, straight black coffee is coffee with about three shots of espresso, but still.

What the hell was I just saying? Oh, right. Still images of coffee/milk splashes here. We kinda have to post them. It's a law or something for this site.

Found via del.icio.us.

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Starbucks: Today Stores, Tomorrow Vending Machines, Then... Implants!
Posted on 03.27.07 by Widge @ 2:26 am
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Starbucks vending machine

Well, if you know any Starbucks conspiracy believers, you might want to give them a nice hug before you tell them about this. Because the coffee equivalent of Skynet is going to start selling their stuff out of vending machines:

Unlike any other coffee vending experiences in the market, the Starbucks vending platform utilizes proprietary heat-on-demand technology, developed by PepsiCo, which will offer customers yet another convenient way to enjoy Starbucks on-the-go.

Hell, you can sell everything else out of vending machines: anything from iPods to acne medication. So why not?

Found via Energy Fiend.

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