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Coffee Shop of Horrors is Alive! It's ALIVE!
Posted on 09.09.08 by Widge @ 7:23 pm
Zombie Dirt espresso from Coffee Shop of Horrors

We've been fans of Coffee Shop of Horrors for years. We make it a point to stop by their booth every year at DragonCon and stock up on the horror-themed java goodness. However, Ed over at The Unique Geek sounded the alarm when it looked like their website was in a state of flux, not unlike a Lemarchand box being reconfigured.

Turns out that it soon was twisted about the right way, and when we checked in with The Shop (by that we mean, the aforementioned Coffee Shop--not the government organization that employs assassins like George C. Scott...but...that would be really fucking cool if it was secretly one and the same) we were told that they've recently changed hands, revamped their website and have changed geographic locations. They do indeed have an online presence only (unless you catch them at a show--which I urge you to do) and have eleven variations currently up for sale with more to come.

From what they have up at the moment, I can personally recommend the Zombie Dirt espresso (pictured) or the Burial Grounds. Others over at The Unique Geek swear by the Shock-o-Rama, which albeit highly caffeinated was a bit too caramelly last time I tried it. And for me, that's saying something. I strongly hint (nay, I blatantly suggest!) that they release a non-flavored highly caffeinated brew. They could even call it "Aim For The Head," which says it all, really.

Go give them love. And tell em we said hi, would you?

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Coffee and Caffeine: The World's Finest of Stimulants
Posted on 08.19.08 by Widge @ 12:36 pm
Too Much Coffee Man by Shannon Wheeler

That's right, like Superman and Batman, coffee and caffeine swoop in and save your ass from many things on a daily basis. That's what this round-up of caffeine and coffee info from The New York Times relates.

Among the bits:

  • No added risk of heart disease and can actually benefit women in regards to cardiovascular disease, depending on the quantity consumed
  • Coffee drinking doesn't cause hypertension, but watch your ass with the colas
  • No real effect on your chance of getting cancer but can actually help with stuff like avoiding liver cancer (this does not mean mixing coffee and alcohol will protect you, of course)
  • No added risk of bone loss (but I always put mine next to my keys so I can find them in the morning)
  • No long term help with weight loss
  • Some studies show that caffeinated coffee can reduce your risk of Parkinson's
  • Any coffee can apparently reduce your risk of Type 2 diabetes

[[ Info continues... ]]

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Meth Coffee? Not in Illinois, You Don't
Posted on 08.08.08 by Widge @ 5:32 am
Meth Coffee

Lisa Madigan, attorney general of Illinois, is apparently under the impression that coffee is a gateway drug. Or at least coffee that humorously depicts itself as a serious drug (which of course contains a drug: caffeine) is a gateway drug. Or...something. But apparently she's said that Meth Coffee is not welcome in Illinois and thus, Meth Coffee has complied by no longer accepting orders from or shipping to Illinois.

Full disclosure: Needcoffee.com is an affiliate of Meth Coffee. This means when you click on the scary Meth Coffee guy down on the right hand side there and buy some, we get some kickbacks, just like with any other company we've got an affiliation with. We became an affiliate after we first reviewed the product, were impressed by its potency, and thought others would like it as well.

The folks behind Meth Coffee take this seriously, though (Madigan's charges, not our affiliation), and have responded on their website:

Meth Coffee doesn't glorify methamphetamines any more than Richard Pryor glorified cocaine. Meth Coffee glorifies coffee and the wonderful, legal, kick-in-the-pants it provides. Coffee is a drug, so what is wrong with taking the phrase, "I'm amped on caffeine" to an absurd level? That's what comedians do. If you look at the coffee bag and the web site, you can see there is nothing flashy, sexy, or sane about methamphetamines. We depict a roller coaster ride of paranoia, fear, and insanity on our packaging. Where is the glamor? There is no enticement to do methamphetamines.

Which is why we like them so much, I guess. Because Needcoffee.com is basically a flume zoom of paranoia, fear and insanity.

[[ Rant continues... ]]

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World's Largest Coffee Cup
Posted on 08.02.08 by Widge @ 5:47 am

World's Largest Coffee Cup

That, my friends, is the world's largest coffee cup. In fact, here's a farther away shot but at least you get a better idea of scale:

World's Largest Coffee Cup

Made of stainless steel, it stands over a meter and a half tall and is over two meters in diameter. It was created by Vinacafe Bien Hoa, who's apparently the grand poobah of Vietnamese coffee producers. It weighs over 2600 pounds and contained 952 gallons of coffee. Trouble is...it's instant coffee.

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Coffee... On a Stick!
Posted on 05.30.08 by Cosette @ 10:42 pm
YumSugar's Coffee on a Stick!

If you're in the Southern Hemisphere, you can ignore this (or just file it away for later), but here at the Technocave, it's really warm outside. When it's too hot to think about nice hot coffee outside, what are your options? You could have iced coffee, but then it just gets diluted after a while. You could go for a Frappucino thing if you wanted to pay out the nose for something that tastes like sugary ice at the bottom. But there is now a wonderful third option.

YumSugar has the answer to the coffee-in-the-summer dilemma which affects us all. She's been concocting Vietnamese-style coffee popsicles-- yummy coffee on a stick! The Vietnamese-style consists of blending espresso with sweetened condensed milk (which we usually refer to as Thai coffee here) and looks fabulously rich and cool on a warm day. She's posted the recipe on her site here-- enjoy!

Thanks to Craftzine for the headsup.

  • Click here to buy Popsicle Molds stuff from Amazon.
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