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Needcoffee labs, hunting down every last scrap of evidence to our theory that every day you smart people don't breed the world is going to hell in a handbasket have unearthed this little nugget from the Family Feud, our own personal Inquisition for such matters: Direct link for the feedreaders. Remember, this is the Family Feud so these people undoubtedly reproduced--and did so enough that they could get five of them together on a game show...so, you know, good luck evolution, good luck. Anyway, one of the things you can do to make your future spawn smarter and way cooler is to give them awesome books to read. And you remember books right? They're those things you put on your Kindle when you're not using the Wikipedia access. And they've even got these nifty ones that don't require a download and work with NO POWER. EVER. Here are a few of the more awesome ones from your childhood, and some nifty videos you can use to entice the younguns. Categorized as: Columns
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Posted on 10.31.09 by evrwrldBB @ 9:48 am
Comments on this: none yet. Add your own. WARNING: The following video may disturb you. Direct link for the feedreaders. Kel Mitchell has two children. Count 'em: TWO. Those of you that have less, evolution sees Kel as more fit than you. We at Needcoffee labs have been sounding the warning for the past few months and have recently sent our Amazon and YouTube miners out to bring back for you all things past and purchasable to take the edge off the crippling fear of bringing forth spawn. Categorized as: Columns
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Posted on 09.21.09 by Rob Levy @ 1:35 am
Comments on this: none yet. Add your own. 'Coffee' by Motel Motel from the album The New Denver A lot has been made of the 40th Anniversary of Woodstock. Happy Birthday Woodstock. Thanks for 40 years of really annoying people. Noel Gallagher has left Oasis. Is anyone really surprised? A band with some buzz behind them is Brooklyn's Motel Motel. The band is touring in support of their new record The New Denver (click here to buy). Tour of the UK and Egypt are forthcoming. The Revolting Cocks are back again are touring in support of Sex-O Mixxx-O, their new remix album, which is due out September 29th. (Click here to pre-order.) London 0 Null 4 the debut from Hull's The Housemartins has been reissued with extra tracks and session recordings. (Click here to buy.) October sees the release of the entire Jesus Lizard catalog in a remastered form. (Click here to pre-order.) Categorized as: Columns
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Posted on 08.10.09 by evrwrldBB @ 4:33 am
Comments on this: just one. Add your own. Needcoffee labs, hot on the trail of more powerful and purchasable products from your past ready for those of the pre-adult persuasion brings you this week's smattering of feature films designed to enlighten and expand young horizons and hopefully save the world from looking like this in a couple hundred years: Direct link for the feedreaders. Horrifying isn't it? Remember the guy from your high school that sold you your Big Gulp last night? He may have seven children at this point, and thus evolution is deeming him more fit than you. Keep that in mind. Anyway, this week, to make your kids cooler we've tried to include a smattering of movies that enlighten, entertain and inspire, so let's start shall we? Categorized as: Columns
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Posted on 07.26.09 by Cosette @ 2:14 am
Comments on this: 2 so far. Add your own.  Our little hellhound is growing up fast (we weighed her on July 16th, and she was 44 pounds)! Little Kora is fast moving into puppy adolescence. We failed to mention it last time, but one of the funniest things about her is that you can tell how sleepy she is by the position of her ears. If they're laid back, she's not really awake yet, but if they're forward and perky, she's awake. A good friend of mine has two adult dogs. When I told her we were getting a puppy, she told me that we needed to know that puppies lose their teeth--no one had mentioned this when her oldest was a puppy, and when his puppy teeth started falling out, she freaked. I'm very glad now for the warning, because it is a bit of a shock when you look down and there's a puppy tooth on the floor with a very bewildered puppy looking down at it. Kora has been shedding her tiny puppy teeth and getting much sturdier-looking big-girl teeth this month. She's lost about five in front of us...which makes me wonder where the other ones went. I'm grateful that she likes chewing on ice cubes and her washable fabric play mat. Categorized as: Columns
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