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09.09.08由Su @ 10:01上午  巧克力。 詞給頭腦極樂的被竊取的片刻帶來的正義說法，開會在一個角落，在一輛汽車，在床，風味塊菌，美好的黑暗的巧克力片斷， Hershey酒吧。 像沒有錯誤方式吃Reese的，您無能為力破壞巧克力一個美好的酒吧的。 或至少那是什麼我認為。 直到上星期。 我的一個好朋友，知道我有一個緊張星期亂丟與稱「最後期限的礦」，滴下巧克力幾個酒吧幫助給我的腦子加油和緩和我的震驚。 看封皮，我知道她在做她的選擇之前保重某個時候和。 酒吧不是便宜的。 他們也是有機的(雖然我不是挑剔)。 當我搖擺了回到跟隨緊接的會議關於題目I無知者關於和關心的我的書桌關於甚而，他們等待我。 我在第一個在我的書桌上察覺了酒吧并且下來了，抓住它在我的绝望手。 做屋子的快的打掃確定沒人在我的書桌上看見了混合藥劑，我打開了我的抽屜并且視線之外清掃了其他二。 然後，傾斜在我人體工程的辦公室椅子，我在我的手解開了酒吧并且採取了巨大的叮咬。 并且及時地吐它。
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09.01.08由Su @ 4:04上午  我尋找自己最近做某事一少許奇怪，并且我必須承認，它改進我的買菜的質量。 我在停車場停放，擊中了 Starbucks 隔壁和用包含許多咖啡因的latte武裝自己，劫掠推車，折我的錢包，并且我走開! 當我瞄準我的推車往產物走道，它發生。 音樂管道系統從頂上的報告人滲入我的腦子，脫口說出， 「嘿，我知道這首歌曲!」 腦子與嘴聯絡，并且我很快唱歌。 當我擊中了穀物走道的時候，我低唱了二和一半歌曲。 (歌曲的另外一半由公告破壞關於新鮮麵包和熟食店特別。)在那首歌曲，我繼續唱歌，并且，當公告完成了，歌曲恢復了在精確點，我。 越舒適我變得，我越大聲唱歌。 我在幾首歌曲甚而闖入了和諧。
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08.25.08 by Su @ 5:41 am  Widge's Note: Please welcome Su, a new contributor here at Needcoffee. Su's a friend who goes a long way back, rediscovered via Facebook. Useful thing, that. In this, her first of hopefully many bits to come, she introduces herself in such a way as to show she's definitely One Of Us. Please welcome her to the Needcoffee Army with warmth and espresso. I'm having an affair and I don't feel one bit guilty. Actually, if I'm truly honest with myself, I'm having several affairs. At the same time. I know! I live dangerously! There's the Colombian. Ah? what a way to wake up. He's rich, smooth and knows just how to get my brain cells going. I need the Colombian before I hit the shower. Buenos Dias, indeed! At lunch, I have a quickie with the Frenchie. My friends say Frenchie comes on too strong, but I like strong! Sometimes, I only have ten minutes for Frenchie, but boy does he make those ten minutes count--and sends me off with a buzz to beat the band! Before dinner, I might take a nip from the Indonesian. Ooh, spicy and light. Five minutes with the Indonesian and I'm perky and ready for any dinner conversation. Categorized as: Columns
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01.27.08 by Widge @ 2:29 am  Okay, for those of you haven't read the latest issue of Booster Gold, #6, you might want to run away. I'll wait. Gone? Okay, fine. The gist is this: Booster Gold gets visited by three different versions of the Blue Beetle so he can go back in time and prevent the Ted Kord Blue Beetle from getting his brains blown out by suddenly evil Maxwell Lord as part of the suddenly lame revelation that the fun Giffen/DeMatteis Justice League years were fun because it was all part of Lord's plot to make the League ineffective. Get that? Fun = ineffective in the new DC. The spoilerific bit is that Booster succeeds, and rescues Ted, even though no one knows that Ted survived. He and Booster are now non-hero heroes, unknown but righting wrongs. Blue & Gold. Categorized as: Columns
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01.17.08 by Rob Levy @ 3:12 pm  One year has winded down and another one has begun. You can tell by the chaos. The malls and stores are filled with crashing bores and generally scary people. Traffic is nuts. People are "fake nice" and smile way too much. It's times like this that make me glad I shop online or at my indie retailer. Anyway, holiday merriment aside, 2007 was quite a year. It was a year of laughter, smiles, moving, lots of DJing, lots of books and a whole lot of generally trying to keep up. So I guess this column will be a summary of sorts but also one with news and insights and all that jazz. Anyway let's dispense with this stuff early on? List Madness! Because I am going to be bothered relentlessly for them--here are my Top 10 lists. Yes, I have no taste, now let me live in peace. Categorized as: Columns
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