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Identity Crisis #2 - Comic Review
Posted on 07.18.04 by Widge @ 2:00 am
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Cover art for Identity Crisis #2

Identity Crisis #2 from DC. Brad Meltzer (Writer); Rags Morales (Penciller); Michael Baia (Inker); Alex Sinclair (Colorist); Kenny Lopez (Letterer). What do you do when it's not shocking enough to have a much-beloved female character--who happens to be pregnant--get brutally murdered in your first issue? Why, have more brutality and wanton violence happen to the same character in a flashback in this issue. The first issue's events worked well enough in context, but this time DC has really gone too far. Throwing subtlety out the window, they make certain you know what happened (because it takes place over a page and a half), and then turn the perp into a raving, drooling loonbag afterwards who enjoys reliving and sharing the experience. There's a time and place to have gritty, morally ambivalent heroes--this is not it. Especially when there's no "mature readers" tag on the cover. And especially now that we know one character to have been an assault survivor all this time and the rest of the heroes that we've grown up reading to be more fallible than is necessary to tell a story. It's unbelievable that DC has sunk even lower than Marvel when it comes to shock-for-shock's-sake writing. Actually, it's really not--what with Nightwing having potentially nonconsensual sex in his title and DC touting a six-issue JLA story arc that shows the heroes failing in each issue. The fanboys are already lining up to talk about this issue: how it's impressive and deep and I bet they'd throw the word "gravitas" around if they could only spell it. But frankly, they're wrong. This isn't deep, dramatic storytelling. It's reprehensible. And sadly, it will sell like hotcakes.
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G.I. Joe: Master & Apprentice #1 - Comics Review
Posted on 07.01.04 by Everest @ 4:05 pm
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Written by Brandon Jerwa
Art by Stefano Caselli & Sunder Raj

Published by Devil's Due

Price: $2.95

My Verdict: New fans of the series will probably want it; long time fans, run far, far away.

The premise: The G.I. Joe team has been disbanded in the wake of Cobra's defeat; their task is done; they can go home and get some well-deserved rest. Snake-Eyes and Scarlet are engaged to be married, and the wedding day countdown clock is ticking away. During all this, Snake-Eyes, the new Silent Master of the Arashikage ninja clan, in conjunction with all the idiotic pseudo-ninja characters introduced in the death throes of the original Marvel G.I. Joe series, is teaching their final student the ways of the ninja just before disbanding the clan and calling a halt to all operations. Just before the wedding, the new student goes on her 'final test,' which turns out to be much more final than anyone was expecting. Snake-Eyes, who (apparently) miraculously has never lost a friend, student, teacher, or acquaintance to death in all his long years in the military, is torn apart by his student's death, and retreats back into his shell, jilting Scarlet at the altar and going back to his log cabin in the Sierra Madres to be alone with his misery. But along comes a new student to the clan, son of a former Crimson Guardsman, a treat for long-time fans of the series, and Snake-Eyes is dragged back into the fray, kicking and scream, er, just kicking. He was never much on talking.

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Street Angel #1 - Comic Mini-Review
Posted on 01.07.04 by Widge @ 1:53 am
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Street Angel #1

Street Angel #1 from Slave Labor Graphics, by Brian Maruca & Jim Rugg.

Hmmm. What the hell is this book? It's like Bob Burden suddenly decided to write a bizarre mixture of kung fu and skatepunk. It's got artwork that looks like it was done by the bastard child of Paul Pope and Mike Allred, which as you can imagine, is badass. It's like The Six Million Dollar Homeless Spy Kid, only with basketball playing ninjas. It's also one of the most exciting new books of 2004. Here we have Dr. Pangea, who's stolen the Mayor's daughter AND wants to realign all the world's continents. Who can you call? Jesse Sanchez, a.k.a. Street Angel, a badass eighth grader who could take down both Snake Eyes and Elektra together in a fair fight. Holy shit, where's issue number two?
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Fushigi Yūgi (The Mysterious Play), Vol. 1: Priestess - Manga Review
Posted on 12.07.03 by Dindrane @ 9:11 pm
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Fushigi Yugi: The Mysterious Play, Vol. 1: Priestess

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Story and Art by: Yu Watase
Touch-Up Art and English Lettering by Bill Spicer

Published by: Viz
Contents: Collects installments from Animerica Extra Vol. 1, No. 1 through Vol. 2, No. 4.

My Verdict: Buy it.

Miaka Yuki thought she was a normal junior-high student, stressing more over her high school entrance exams and what her next meal will be than anything else. But Miaka has a weird experience in a library: she opens a book and is magically transported into the story, The Universe of the Four Gods, where she is hailed as the priestess of Suzaku, the deity of the realm of Konan. Based upon the medieval China, a war is brewing, and Miaka must help the people of Konan by gathering the seven legendary warriors of Suzaku. When Miaka gathers the warriors and summons Suzaku, she will also be granted one wish, which she plans to use to pass her exams in the real world.

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Blankets - Comic Review
Posted on 12.07.03 by Widge @ 7:10 am
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Written & Art by Craig Thompson
Published by Top Shelf
Price: $29.95

My Verdict: This book is why comics exist.

Craig is a young boy who, along with his brother, suffers through growing up with fundamental Christian parents who use both the fear of God and the fear of a literal hole in the wall called The Cubby Hole to keep the kids in line. Craig is also a young man who looks back on his life with his family and with his brother and how they've grown apart. He's coming to terms with his art, his faith and falling in love for the first time.

This book is so good it hurts. Thompson has managed to capture teenage uncertainty with a clarity that literally made me ache with recognition--because I've been Craig. Oh sure, I managed to luckily miss some of the abuse, but I've exchanged those mix tapes, I've done unique art for love, and I've kept my own version of the blanket in the title. I've also spent long hours trying to figure out exactly what God wanted from me and why the things that seemed to be perfectly natural were only supposed to bring me eternal fire and damnation. So I can vouch for the fact that this is Craig's story, but he's tapped into what it was like--so much so that the experience of reading the book has left me shaken and this review probably will wind up making no damn sense at all.

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