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Minus: We Cannot Do a Thing! Probably!
Posted on 06.02.07 by Widge @ 12:02 pm
Webcomic Minus

This is 100% dead on genius. And a way of life.

Found via The Lady Porphyre.

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Comic Blitz: Dungeon Parade, Lone Racer, The Phantom and More
Posted on 05.02.07 by Widge @ 11:59 pm

All-Star Superman #7 (DC; Grant Morrison, writer; Frank Quitely, artist; Jamie Grant, inker, colorist) - The Bizarros have arrived, and these are not your father's Bizarros. Although if your father had some Bizarros, come to think of it, that might be pretty cool. These Bizarros are flawed versions of what Danny Boyle might envision the Body Snatchers to be: they touch you, they become you, and you become them. And you sorta go apeshit. Thus, we get Bizarro Superman and the cube world of All-Star Htrae hovering above the planet, ready to bring down doom. Well, after the last issue it seemed like Morrison might be on the mend and was actually tempering his whacked out ideas with some actual, you know, decent writing and dialogue. The main problem with this issue is that it starts in such a weird place, with the attack already well underway and Superman dumping what looks to be a giant ginger root into space then suddenly being attacked by grey clones of Iceman circa 1963. I kept thinking I had missed an issue between 6 and 7. Regardless, it's coherent--not as good as last issue, but it gives me hope that the mirror universe version of Morrison might have gone back to where it came from. Foolish of me, I know.

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xkcd and the Chess Photo
Posted on 04.27.07 by Widge @ 6:13 am

xkcd Chess

It's just nice to have goals. That's all.

Found via Boing Boing.

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Why Proper Anatomy is Important in Drawing Comics
Posted on 04.23.07 by Widge @ 1:41 am

Those are some huge thighs

Because without it, some smartass with a website will ask the question: "How in the world did Champion, from Triplets of Belleville, wind up having his calf muscles transplanted to that woman's thighs?"

More things to wonder about can be found at the Invincible Super-Blog.

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Categorized as: Comics and Stimuli
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Sparkplug Comic Books at APE, at SPACE, and Even Watching You As You Sleep
Posted on 04.18.07 by Widge @ 11:47 pm

Dylan Williams of Sparkplug Comic Books just sent this out. If you don't know Sparkplug, they publish some great indie fare, including some really excellent stuff... like Watching Days Become Years and the magnificent WTF-ery of Tales to Demolish.

Sparkplug Comic Books is on our way to the A.P.E. tonight but before we head out on the car ride I'd like to announce the publication of two new books and send out some info about the shows.

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Angry Little Robot: Jamie Smart Is My Guardo Camino
Posted on 04.16.07 by Widge @ 3:06 pm

Jamie Smart, creator of the Chazzie award-nominated Bear, has some new travesties online to surprise and delight you.

First up: "Angry Little Robot," his new webcomic that he has threatened to update each Monday. First episode here, second episode here.

Angry Little Robot is a character that's kind of like what would happen if you crossed a Dalek with Siege. Or if it was me instead of Cliff Steele inside Robotman's body.

Second up: new t-shirts. At his store. My favorite here. Go throw him some coin.

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Top Shelf's 10th Anniversary $3 Sale
Posted on 04.08.07 by Widge @ 11:02 am

We just received word from the folks at Top Shelf. They've gone berserk again and are slashing prices to celebrate their 10th Anniversary. Check out the skinnee here:

To celebrate Top Shelf's 10th Anniversary in publishing, and also to announce (and prepare for) our 2007-2008 publishing line, for the next ten days -- from Monday April 9th thru Wednesday April 18th -- Top Shelf is having its biggest web sale ever. When you visit the site, you'll find over 125 graphic novels and comics on sale, with fifty titles marked down to just $3 (!), twenty-five titles marked down to just $1 (!), and a slew of other key titles just slashed! All we ask is that you hit a $30 minimum on sale and/or non-sale items (before shipping). It's a great opportunity to load up on all those graphic novels you've wanted to try, but just never got around to picking up. Get 'em while supplies last!

So check out the 2007 and 2008 scheduled titles while you're there. New Brian Wood, Alan Moore, Alex Robinson and Craig Thompson coming down the pike, among others. Nice.

Our recommendations for sale purchases after the jump.

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The True Reason the DC Universe Went All Dark on Us...
Posted on 03.20.07 by Widge @ 1:03 am

...is that Zatanna made all the heroes forget how important Hostess snacks were to everyone's happiness. Ah well.

Full page ad here.

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Lemony Snicket's The Punisher: A Generous Helping of Willy Pete
Posted on 03.19.07 by Widge @ 2:49 am
Lemony Snicket: Punisher

Chris over at the Invincible Super-Blog has taken the idea of authors writing super-heroes to its logical and ridiculous conclusion. After all, didn't Brad Meltzer start as just a novelist? Don't you wish he'd go back to being just a novelist? Anyway. Lemony Snicket's The Pernicious Punishment contains bits like this:

Gentle Reader,

I'm sorry to say that the story you are reading is horrifically violent. It is, to say the least, an extremely brutal tale of a very angry man who, despite being rather clever and possessing a very grim sense of humor, has chosen to react to tragedy by shooting, stabbing, or blowing up virtually every single person he encounters who is not dressed in some sort of garish spider costume.

I laughed so hard that Red Bull came out my nose. And I haven't been near a Red Bull in a week's time. Explain that.

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X-Men Flash Fun: Are We Counting Alternate Timelines?
Posted on 03.17.07 by Widge @ 8:59 pm

This little bit of flash is better than X3.

Then again, so is my ass. But anyway...

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