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Win Halo 3 Kubrick Master Chiefs!
Posted on 11.23.07 by Widge @ 9:07 pm
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Halo 3 Master Chief Kubrick Collection

Halo 3 is out, and there's lots of people who lost a month of their lives starting from about the end of September. A tremendous timesuck and, as Doc has mentioned, entertainment fundsuck, it's pretty impressive. Will it end the world as some have postulated? Who can say?

What I can say is that we've got a Kubrick Master Chief Collection here. And as you can see, you get Blue, Red and Green flavors, along with Predator mode, or as you gamers would call it, "Active Camo" mode.

Anyway, you can win them here. Proceed to get a chance to do so.

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Win Some Dreamsongs by George R.R. Martin!
Posted on 11.22.07 by Cosette @ 12:15 am
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Dreamsongs Volume 1 by George R.R. Martin, audiobook CD cover art

We first learned about George R.R. Martin when we began upon the epic journey that is his A Song of Ice and Fire series, which is badass. We've given our analysis of some of the things you learn from the series here. (If you haven't started it, begin with A Game of Thrones. You'll thank us.)

Martin, though, has been a prolific fantasy and sci-fi writer for decades. Dreamsongs is a collection of his earlier works, mostly short stories, and in volume one, mostly sci-fi.

This audiobook includes previously unpublished pieces and features seven different readers, including Adrian Paul (of the Highlander series) and one of our favorite voice talents ever, Roy Dotrice (who has read three of the four existing audiobooks of A Song of Ice and Fire--he ranks up there with Jim Dale, reader of the Harry Potter series--he's that good). Having whipped through all fifteen hours of this audiobook on a road trip recently, I can heartily recommend these stories.

If you, like us, have been jonesing for more George R.R. Martin to tide you over until the next installment in the epic fantasy is released, you need to enter to win a copy of Dreamsongs, Volume 1, right here, right now.

[[ Click here to get to the entry form... ]]

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Contest: Win Luke vs. Vader From Kotobukiya
Posted on 11.19.07 by Cosette @ 8:52 pm
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Kotobukiya Luke Skywalker vs Darth Vader artfx statue

Time to feel old (again), because this year, as you might recall, is the 30th anniversary of Star Wars. As a result, the folks at Kotobukiya, maker of badass models, have come up with a beautiful special edition snap-together model, or as they put it, an Artfx statue.

This model was inspired by the designs of Ralph McQuarrie, conceptual artist on the Star Wars films, name known to geeks everywhere. The famous lightsaber battle from the first film in the original trilogy comes alive in 3D, with Luke's added breathing apparatus that never made it to the film (but would later be needed by anyone who saw the prequel trilogy). Want to commemorate your favorite space opera with a kick-ass model from Japan? Proceed!

P.S. Did we mention this thing will run you, in some circles, about $200? Yeah.

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We Have Some Winners...
Posted on 11.19.07 by Widge @ 6:16 pm
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And they are:

Wendy Singleton of Kentucky, who won the Film Crew: Wild Women of Wongo DVD.

Daniel Morrell of Massachusetts, who won the Joe Cocker contest.

And Greg Wenger of Indiana, who won the 3-D Robocop poster.

May they rock on in perpetuity. As for the rest of you, do not lose hope. Just keep entering!

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Win a Super Elvis Prize Pack!
Posted on 11.10.07 by Cosette @ 9:21 pm
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Elvis: The Hollywood Collection DVD cover art Elvis! Lights! Camera! Elvis! Collection DVD cover art

The King is back! Man, that Elvis Prize Pack Contest is huuuuuuuuge!

That's right, we're giving away two DVD sets of Elvis. The Hollywood Collection and Lights! Camera! Elvis!. If you want to see the rundown on them, we featured them previously here. But bear in mind this prize pack does NOT have the CD we mention there. Okay? Okay.

So...want a western, a beach romp, or a war film featuring your favorite hunka hunka burnin' love? This prize pack has them all. You can win all fourteen films' worth of hip-shaking, guitar-playing Elvis! Can you take it?

If so, then proceed and enter.
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Win The White Book!
Posted on 11.10.07 by Widge @ 3:40 am
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The White Book cover art

You like The Beatles, don't you? Of course. Because all of our readers have exquisite taste and realize the importance of this band to the history of music in general. Naturally.

Well, if you like The Beatles then check out this book from Ken Mansfield: The White Book. The full title is The White Book: The Beatles, the Bands, the Biz: An Insider's Look at an Era. Insider, you might ask? Yeah, he was the US manager for Apple Records. He's also worked with a huge range of folks: eveyrbody from Lou Rawls to Judy Garland to The Beach Boys to Don Ho. So he's been around a bit.

So when somebody like that says he's going to go behind the scenes and take you with him, then it's certainly worth perking up one's ears over. Also worth noting is that the book is chocked full of pics to go along with the stories, and all the editions come numbered. So, nice, yes? Yes. For more info, check out the official site.

Also nice is that we happen to have five copies here to give away. Yes, now I have your full attention. If you want to win one for your very own, please proceed.

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Winners. Yes, More of Them.
Posted on 11.10.07 by Widge @ 3:27 am
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The Steven Wright copies go out to Mindy Aptecker of New York, Val Weber of Vermont and Nichole Wilson of Michigan.

Our Pink Floyd winner is Leona Pullyard of Maine.

And the October Mystery Box will be winging its way towards Suzanne Reichel of Oregon.

Huzzah. And you know, stuff. As always, if you do not see your name among the above--do! not! despair! Just enter more contests.

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Winners: Fling Your Envy At Them
Posted on 11.05.07 by Widge @ 8:14 pm
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The EX DVD goes to Tina Paseur of Tennessee.

The Film Crew: Killers From Space DVD goes to Nathan Waters of Utah.

The Fraggle Rock DVD sets go out to: Darrell Holden of Wisconsin; Steve Collins of Illinois; Brianna Tate of Florida and Francine Jones, also of Florida.

Do those names not belong to you? Never fear. Always more contests where that came from...

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Win The Heartbreak Kid Soundtrack
Posted on 11.03.07 by Widge @ 7:07 pm
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Heartbreak Kid soundtrack, CD cover art

Plan R Soundtracks has released the soundtrack to The Heartbreak Kid, the latest Farrelly Brothers flick. You've got 14 new tracks (full list below), which includes exclusive new songs by The Flaming Lips and Buva.

Here's what they have to say:

In The Heartbreak Kid, single and indecisive Eddie (Ben Stiller) begins dating the incredibly sexy and seemingly fabulous Lila. Upon the urging of his father and best friend, Eddie proposes to her after only a week, fearing this may be his last chance at love, marriage, and happiness. However, while on their honeymoon in sunny Mexico, Lila reveals her true beyond-awful nature and Eddie meets Miranda, the woman he realizes to be his actual soul mate. Eddie must keep his new, increasingly horrid wife at bay as he attempts to woo the girl of his dreams.

[[ Click here for more info and the entry form... ]]

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Mystery Box for November
Posted on 11.02.07 by Widge @ 10:00 am
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Inspector Clouseau!

Because you requested it--okay, maybe not you specifically, but some people have e-mailed me about this--I'm moving the Mystery Box Contest out to posts instead of the page where it was, so it can be easier to get to.

So here it is. What is the Mystery Box?

Well, it's a box. Filled with stuff. What stuff, you might well ask. You must win to find out. That's just how it rolls.

Well, it doesn't actually roll, seeing as how it's a box. But I'm sure there's some metaphorical rolling happening somewhere. So. Rules and entry after the break.

[[ Click here to get to the entry form ]]

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