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Tide: Damn, That's a Clean iPod
Posted on 06.10.06 by Widge @ 4:06 pm
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Okay, iPod branding has gone beyond the pale. Yes, you're looking at a Tide-branded iPod over there. Apparently you can enter to win it.

Now the reason I bring this up is because, as fugly as I think that is: I'd use it before I'd walk around with an iPod branded by a band that hasn't been relevant for fifteen years. In fact, when I first bought my 4G iPod, I asked if I could get the black aforementioned band-branded iPod and then get the warranty to replace the back of it, since "when I pulled it out of the box, it looks like four jackasses scratched their names into it...what the hell?"

Anyway, if you want to win that orange monster, you can enter here.

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The Last of the Red Hot Contests
Posted on 06.08.06 by Widge @ 10:24 am
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Okay, folks, as we're closing out this generation of contests, here's the last of the major winners:

The winner of the Subways Contest:

Kathleen Tronnes of Alabama

The winners of the Significant Others Contest:

Nancy Smith of Montana
Patricia Morrow of Kentucky

The winner of the Mellowdrone Contest:

Pat Ramey of Illinois

The winner of the Peter Walker Contest:

Manuel LaMonica of Florida

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King Kong, The Contest's Dead
Posted on 06.01.06 by Widge @ 11:37 am
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We're closing out our old regime of contests. Sorry we're so far behind, but the good news is we've got a new contest engine behind the scenes that should make processing these things a helluva lot easier. As we've done more contests, there are now thousands upon thousands upon thousands of you maniacs hitting us, and we've gone from a manual process to a semi-manual process and now we've had to go totally automatic (whenever you're around). We'll be running a quick test contest to put the system through its paces shortly. And then we're going to roll out a slew of contests since we'll be able to do more, faster, and with hopefully a slew of cooler prizes.

But first, another Version 2 contest bites the dust. And spawns winners.

The four winners of the WETA statues are:

Sonya Edgerton of Connecticut
Melanie Haneline of Indiana
Chris Hubler of New Mexico
Kent Peterson of Idaho

And the lucky grand prize winner of the signed book and the statue is...

Mark Karolkiewicz of New Hampshire

Congrats to everybody.

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Win With Peter Walker
Posted on 04.26.06 by Widge @ 11:44 pm
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Want to win the latest CD from Peter Walker as well as a black 1GB iPod Nano?

Of course you freaking do. Don't act all coy with us, buckos.

Get to it.

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More Winners! Huzzah!
Posted on 04.18.06 by Widge @ 10:21 pm
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The winner of the Aristocrats DVD is...Charlie Tyler from Ohio.

The winner of the Rollergirls swag is...Jane Kaplan of Virginia.

The winner of the Lashes contest is...Cheryl VanBrunt of California.

The winner of our last donations drive is...Diane Sullivan of Tennessee. She wins the Star Wars books.

And because we never heard back from the previous donation drive winner, I'm re-rewarding those to...Jessica Weiss. So rock on with all your bad selves.

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Win a Pez MP3 Player from Mellowdrone!
Posted on 04.13.06 by Widge @ 12:52 pm
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Here it is, short and sweet: say hello to Mellowdrone. You can win a signed copy of their latest album plus a nifty Pez MP3 Player. Give thanks to Filter for your shot at swag.

Now hurry up and do that thing.

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More Contests to Catch Up On
Posted on 03.30.06 by Widge @ 1:30 am
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Okay, here's some more winners as we climb out of the contest crater:

Cinema Classics:

Kermit Crissey of New York
Catherine Manna of Pennsylvania
Paul Meade of Pennsylvania
Niki Moyer of Pennsylvania
Don Willford of Texas

Good God, that's the first time we've ever gotten three winners from the same state. Man that's weird. And I checked their addresses, folks, they're all legit from what I can tell. I guess Pennsylvania really got the lead out for this one. Wild.

Okay, anyway, on with the show:

London winners:

Chad Thomas of Alabama gets the poster and the CD with Paul McCoy of Washington getting the CD.

And lastly, for now, Bill Hicks winners:

Laurie Ferguson of Oregon
Lisa Jochelson of Maryland

Oh, and Amanda Henry--your e-mail is kaput. Ping me back in seven calendar days to claim your Dragons, dear heart, or I'll have to draw another name in our donations giveaway for February! I'm giving you seven days! Come back to us!

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Contest Catchup...
Posted on 03.09.06 by Widge @ 1:36 am
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Okay, some winners for you here:

The Shield sets go out to:

David Harrison of Wisconsin
Charlie Johnson of Tennessee
Geraldine Madison of New Mexico
Irene Matthews of Iowa
Veronica Overton of Maryland

The Simpsons sets go out to:

Katie Allen of Arizona
Lena Gates of California
Carla Lewton of British Columbia
Heather McCain of Washington
Johnny Patrick of Nevada

And the Fox UMDs are hereby bestowed upon:

Cynthia Barnard of Tennessee
Bryan Michael of California
Irene Parker of Colorado
Jordana Rogers of Nebraska
Steve Thames of Illinois

More coming. Hang tight. Bite down on that leather belt and hold on.

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Win Some Kong!
Posted on 02.25.06 by Widge @ 3:19 am
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You know WETA Workshop. They're the badasses who make all the neat things come to life so that Peter Jackson can rock your socks off with effects. Now we've got a contest with WETA Collectibles, the badasses who take that stuff and make things you can put on your shelf out of them. You have the chance to win a collectible statue from King Kong, as well as a book signed by the WETA design team.

Dare I say "badass" again? I do. Click this badass link to enter.

And hey, anybody over the age of 18 can enter. Worldwide. Check the contest page for details.

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Happy Dysfunctional Valentines Day--Have a Contest!
Posted on 02.14.06 by Widge @ 3:25 am
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If you watched Bravo's Significant Others series, then you know what I mean when I'm saying that it is funny as hell. So good, in fact, I watched it...and I just don't watch television. And hey, it's perfect for your Valentine's Day fun if you want to snuggle up to your loved one of choice and be grateful that you're not as screwed up as these folks.

Shout Factory! wants you to win a copy...we've got two to give away. So if you want to take a chance at it, enter the fun here.

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