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Happy Dysfunctional Valentines Day--Have a Contest!
Posted on 02.14.06 by Widge @ 3:25 am
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If you watched Bravo's Significant Others series, then you know what I mean when I'm saying that it is funny as hell. So good, in fact, I watched it...and I just don't watch television. And hey, it's perfect for your Valentine's Day fun if you want to snuggle up to your loved one of choice and be grateful that you're not as screwed up as these folks.

Shout Factory! wants you to win a copy...we've got two to give away. So if you want to take a chance at it, enter the fun here.

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The Subways Contest!
Posted on 02.13.06 by Widge @ 2:33 pm
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"Hey, you damn kid! Quit yer hard rock leapin' up and down in the living room!"

Man, I feel so old. I remember what it was like to have that much energy.

No, I don't. I'm bullshitting myself. I've always been this decrepit.

Anyway, if you'd like to attack a contest with that much energy, be my guest. Those three whippersnappers over there are The Subways and you can win their album plus a a JBL OnStage iPod Speaker System. Check it out here.

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The Lashes Contest
Posted on 01.27.06 by Widge @ 11:50 pm
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Hola. Yes, another contest. Oh, quit your bitching.

This time around your buddies at Filter want you to know that The Lashes are pleased to have their new album, Get It, coming out February 7th 21st. So pleased they want you to win a signed copy of the album...and a Sony PSP. I think you know what you must do.

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Rollergirls Contest!
Posted on 01.23.06 by Widge @ 11:16 am
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Well, there's been the heated debate on the Gabfest about who would reign supreme in the rink. Now even if Dindrane pummeled you, you can win swag from Rollergirls. It's just that easy. Find out more here.

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Hey, You Want to Hear Something Funny?
Posted on 01.22.06 by Widge @ 10:50 pm
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Want to win the most profane film you've probably ever seen? Then The Aristocrats is right up your alley with the most godawful nasty joke ever told. But this isn't your father's nasty joke. Only the hardcore need apply to our latest contest.

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Bill Hicks Contest!
Posted on 01.22.06 by Widge @ 1:56 am
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I'm sure Bill Hicks would have removed this site from the artistic roll call since we'll shill for anything we enjoy, but that's okay. We're not letting Satan do us while we eat Doritos. So that's something in our favor. Maybe.

May that as it be, you want to win his latest CD and DVD. So find out how to do so here.

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Win Cinema Classics From Fox
Posted on 01.04.06 by Widge @ 12:52 am
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The astute among you have noticed that a new contest is up. Win the upcoming Cinema Classics releases from Fox...if you dare. All the details are in the link.

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Fox Wants You to Win Some UMDs
Posted on 12.31.05 by Widge @ 11:11 pm
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Got a PSP? Want to stock on some movies? Fox is releasing some shortly, but they want you to win them. Want to find out how? Enter our UMD Contest here.

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More Blue Ribbons
Posted on 12.20.05 by Widge @ 3:48 am
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Here's some people who should be smiling:

Finally, the Elektra winners:

Kimberly Arndts of Michigan
Kori Edwards of Tennessee
Brenda Jordan of Ontario
Diana Lynch of Indiana
Hilary Williams of South Carolina

The November Mystery Box goes to

Don Lockhart of Ohio

The following folks win a copy of the Merry Mixmas CD:

Susan Burch of Minnesota
Terri Hock of Oklahoma
Catrina Pomerleau of New York
Rachel Reynolds of North Carolina

While the Xmas Grand Prize goes to:

Frances Cobbler of North Carolina

Rock on with your bad selves, why don't you? The Xmas prizes should go out shortly from Filter, and the others might take a few days, what with Xmas about to pimp slap us all into submission.

BTW, image taken from here, where apparently you can buy a mean dose of pig semen. Don't look at me like that, I'm not kidding.

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Two More Contests
Posted on 12.09.05 by Widge @ 11:02 pm
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Want to win the fourth season of The Shield? Or the seventh season of The Simpsons?

Follow me.

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