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Win Nude Nuns With Big Guns on DVD!
Posted on 01.14.12 by Widge @ 12:01 am
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Nude Nuns With Big Guns DVD

It's Nude Nuns With Big Guns, hitting DVD from Image Entertainment.

No, seriously. That's what it's called. Anyway, here's what they have to say for themselves:

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Win Primeval Vol. 3 on DVD!
Posted on 01.13.12 by Widge @ 12:10 pm
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Primeval Vol. 3 DVD

It's the third volume of Primeval on DVD, hitting from BBC Home Video on Region 1. Here's what they have to say for themselves:

Monster hit Primeval roars back onto the screens for an extended third series. Still reeling from Stephen's death and with the depth of Helen's betrayal now revealed, Nick Cutter must fight to re-focus his embattled team. Cutter's crew are joined by some new recruits in the form of maverick policeman Danny Quinn, sparky Egyptologist Sarah Page, and the new leader of the ARC's security forces Captain Becker. But as the anomalies continue to present an unrelenting series of threats, the task in hand seems almost insurmountable. It's not just deadly creatures the team has to contend with, they also face a threat to the future of not just the ARC but of mankind itself. Prepare for more explosive action as Primeval bares its newly sharpened teeth.

We've got two copies of the DVD to give away. Want to win one? Excellent. Here's how that happens: you enter using the form below. Remember you can enter once a day. If we draw your name when the contest ends, you snag it! Good luck!

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Win Division III: Football's Finest on Blu-Ray!
Posted on 01.13.12 by Widge @ 4:53 am
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Division III: Footballs Finest Blu-Ray

It's Division III: Football's Finest, out on Blu-Ray January 17th from Image Entertainment:

Comedy mad man Andy Dick (Old School) leads a winning ensemble cast in this outrageous comedy in the no holds barred tradition of Bad Santa and Bad Teacher. Meet bad coach Rick Vice, a redneck psycho with a suspect record (the attempted murder of a Pee Wee football team). When the Pulham Blue Cocks coach drops dead on the sidelines, Vice is brought in to turn around the worst team in college football's lowest division.

Marshall Cook costars as Mitch, the slacker second-string quarterback who butts heads with Vice, his worst nightmare, but maybe Vice's demented methods will be just the spark to turn Mitch and the Blue Cocks into winners. Adam Carolla and MadTV veterans Will Sasso, Debra Wilson, Mo Collins and Bryan Callen go the extra yard in this comedy that will blindside you.

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Win Royal Pains DVDs + Swag!
Posted on 01.12.12 by Widge @ 1:28 pm
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Royal Pains Cast

Royal Pains returns January 18th on the USA Network. To celebrate, we have some DVDs & swag you can win. Here's what they have to say for themselves:

We're in the dead of winter, but sunny Hamptons awaits…what's not to like about a medical dramedy with a charming cast, to-die-for décor and relationship drama? ROYAL PAINS premieres Wednesday, January 18th at 10/9c on USA Network. Starring Mark Feuerstein, Paulo Costanzo, Reshma Shetty and Henry Winkler.

Need a reminder of where the show left off? Sure thing:
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Win You and I on DVD!
Posted on 01.12.12 by Widge @ 12:26 am
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You and I DVD

It's You and I, hitting DVD from Lionsgate. Here's what they have to say for themselves:

Two teenage girls are swept up in a world of obsession, drugs and murder as Lionsgate debuts You and I to DVD, Digital Download and On Demand this January. The sultry and seductive drama features some of the brightest stars in Young Hollywood - Mischa Barton (TV's "The O.C."), Anton Yelchin (Fright Night), and Shantel VanSanten (TV's "One Tree Hill"). Featuring the music of t.A.T.u., the film is based on the novel "t.A.T.u. Come Back" by Aleksey Mitrofanov & Anastasia Moiseeva, from a screenplay by Shawn Schepps and Luke Goltz and Andrew Cullen, and is directed by two-time Oscar® nominee Roland Joffe (Best Director, The Mission, 1986; Best Director, The Killing Fields, 1984).

After meeting at a t.A.T.u. concert, Lana (Barton) and Jane (VanSanten) bond with one another. The duo is swept up in a glamorous lifestyle that is soon found to be cruel and deadly. Desperate to remain together despite their environment pulling them apart, Lana and Jane must rediscover the bond they share and leave behind the intoxicating and dangerous world.

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W Stands For Winning (And For 'Whoa, That's On Fire!')
Posted on 01.11.12 by Widge @ 5:49 am
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Burning W

Clare Jordan of California and Renee Miles of Michigan are going to get Freerunner run over to them straightaway.

Erin Clapham of Louisiana is flying high with the Angels prize pack.

Phyllis Beck of Arkansas and Jerry Rache of South Carolina are getting a present of The Presence.

This does need to be said: that Craig Ferguson: Does This Need to be Said? was won by Julia Litwin of Georgia and Lorraine German of Ohio.

51 is going to be explored by Regina Bradwell of Texas, Anna Gallo of Oregon and Kevin Showers of Massachusetts.

The Tree of Life is going to get a treehouse built in it by Lynne Pettus of Virginia and Wendy Stein of Nevada.

Robot Chicken Season 5 is going to do a lot of channel changing for Brittany Tatum of Wyoming, Nick Hough of Kentucky and Ralph Harrison of Washington.

Trainspotting got spotted by Megan Edmondson of Ontario.

And The Cider House Rules was snagged by Cat Mayfield of New Jersey.

Congrats to all the winners. Don't see your name up there? Don't panic. There are plenty of chances to win. Just a reminder--you can enter up to once a day (but no more than once a day, please) per household. Find our contests here. Our become a fan of our contests on Facebook. And hey: subscribe to our contest feed so you don't miss a single chance to enter -- the day you miss entering might have been Your Day!

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Win White Collar Style Essentials!
Posted on 01.10.12 by Widge @ 4:05 pm
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White Collar cast

White Collar is coming back January 17th on the USA Network. To celebrate, we have some swag you can win. Here's what they have to say for themselves:

WHITE COLLAR is back with even more intrigue, wit and sex appeal as charismatic con-man Neal Caffrey (the exceedingly handsome Matt Bomer) walks a dangerous line between good and evil. Plus, pop culture icon and series regular Tiffani Thiessen is at the center of a kidnapping plot! WHITE COLLAR premieres Tuesday, January 17th at 10/9c on USA Network. Starring Matt Bomer, Tim DeKay, Tiffani Thiessen and Willie Garson.

Need a reminder of where the show left off? Sure thing:
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Win a They Live Obey Shirt from Tshirt Bordello!
Posted on 01.10.12 by Widge @ 12:01 am
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They Live Obey T-Shirt from Tshirt Bordello

They Live? Who doesn't have fond memories of it? While not the best of John Carpenter's works, it was at least fun and insane. Which is sometimes all you can hope for. To celebrate its memory, Tshirt Bordello has created the They Live Obey T-Shirt. I have no problem with consuming...but the other three you should definitely watch out for.

We've got one of these shirts in an XL flavor for the taking. Want to win it? Excellent. Here's how that happens: you enter using the form below. Remember you can enter once a day. If we draw your name when the contest ends, you snag it! Good luck!

P.S. This is the tip of the horrific iceberg when it comes to Tshirt Bordello. Check out their horror t-shirts section for more madness.

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Our Winners Know Who They Are...
Posted on 01.07.12 by Widge @ 2:27 am
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We Are the Champions Sheet Music

The second season of The League is going to be hiking itself over to William Christie of Tennessee and Katie Collins of Nebraska

The third season of Lie to Me is going over to Quentin McKinley of Colorado and Andrew Morehouse of North Carolina. No lie.

The A&E Halloween prize pack goes to Howard Potts of Delaware.

American Loser goes to three winners: Diane Bridges of Florida, Christina Butler of California and Jane Gibson of Arizona.

Devil's Playground wants to go play with Margot Hughes of Connecticut.

Go For It was won by James Moyers of Iowa, Brent Pierce of Delaware and John Patton of Virginia because, well, they went for it.

The first release of Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1 is off to fight crime with Jay Dickey of Alabama, Lee Ann Gray of New Hampshire and Emily Schaffer of Arizona.

The Howling Reborn is going to be bugging the neighbors of Keri Brewer of New York and Debra Hernandez of Kansas at all hours of the night.

And lastly, Maniac Cop will be flashing its maniac badge at Elle Hale of Florida, Kevin Peters of Alberta, Sarah Bolling of Iowa, Ross Krause of Nevada and Jean Palmer of Kentucky.

Congrats to all the winners. Don't see your name up there? Don't panic. There are plenty of chances to win. Just a reminder--you can enter up to once a day (but no more than once a day, please) per household. Find our contests here. Our become a fan of our contests on Facebook. And hey: subscribe to our contest feed so you don't miss a single chance to enter -- the day you miss entering might have been Your Day!

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Win an Archer Poster and Book!
Posted on 01.07.12 by Widge @ 1:53 am
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Archer Season 3 Poster How to Archer book

Archer returns to FX on January 19th for its third season. The Season Premiere is 10PM ET/PT only on FX. To celebrate, they've handed us some swag to give away.

Firstly, a full-size poster for the third season (that's it on the left). And also, the new book: How to Archer. Here's what they have to say about that:

Sterling Archer is now the author of the definitive handbook detailing how you, too, can learn how to be a killer secret agent. HOW TO ARCHER is Sterling Archer's gift to the world, in which he reveals his secrets on how to dress properly, drive an elephant, haggle with a Thai prostitute in her native tongue, pilot an airboat and make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one. Buy your copy now, available wherever books are sold.

(Or, for example, you can buy your copy here.)

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