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Diet Mountain Dew Has Surprising Ad
Posted on 08.24.07 by Widge @ 2:12 pm

Plenty of surprises here. The fact the vid is amusing enough for me to post, even though it's for a diet drink--that's a surprise.

Of course, what they don't tell you is that the little critter's innate evil has been amped up by drinking diet soft drinks in first place. I mean, honestly, the guy in the suit is the supplier. Think about it. Surprise!

Direct link for the feedreaders.

Found via VideoSift.

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Needcoffee Presents Chazz in a Can?
Posted on 08.15.07 by Widge @ 2:58 am

Custom label energy drink from Pinnacle

Okay, Energy Fiend posted how to make an energy drink in seven easy steps.

Did you know that there are services that will slap your custom label on their energy drink can? I did not.

This is really, really tempting.

Of course, if I were to create Chazz in a Can, or whatever the hell it would be called, would anybody buy it? If you have thoughts, share them here.

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Rockstar Juiced Pomegranate - 27 Second Review
Posted on 08.11.07 by Widge @ 7:25 pm

Rockstar Juiced Pomegranate, laced with evil sucralose

Review: Party like a rockstar, sure, but only if your idea of a party involves a sucralose-laced drink that tastes like somebody took all the flavoring you would expect from a pomegranate Dum-Dum lollipop and then melted it down with some low-grade plastic. This drink might be 50% juice and 100% energy, but it's 125% undrinkable. Two decent sized sips, then the rest went into the sink.

Time: 18 seconds.

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Playboy Energy Drink: Why Party Like a Rockstar When You Can Party Like El Hef?
Posted on 07.19.07 by Widge @ 8:16 pm
The Women of Starbucks from Playboy

Well, Playboy has been no stranger to the stimulant-loving demographic. After all, they have been stimulating men for decades. And, speaking as one of the three males on the planet who actually read the magazine part of the magazine, the articles and interviews are actually very interesting.

Now, BevBlog tells us that we will soon see a Playboy Energy Drink. They joke that the secret ingredient is Viagra, but we beg to differ: it's obviously a serious secret, but whatever it is, they had to lower Hef's supply of it during development of the drink. We know this because he did, after all, downsize from twenty-four girlfriends to just three.

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Categorized as: Caffeine and Drinks and Headsup
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Ice Cucumber Pepsi From Japan: The Quick Capsule Review
Posted on 06.29.07 by Widge @ 12:13 am

Somebody get this man a desk.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

Found via The Consumerist.

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