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再見,酒精能量飲料
張貼 12.28.08由Widge @ 10:15 pm
火花酒精能量飲料

一方面,我不可能同意傾斜在MillerCoors和Anheuser-Busch/InBev的政府 他們拉扯了插座在他們的酒精能量喝. 或許如此他們是營銷他們對不到年齡的孩子。 材料得到被銷售對孩子太年輕以至於不能是參加所有時間,并且那是什麼父母應該是為。 我知道評論像那抓住我很多高射砲,但它是真相。 我們不能防孩子世界。 抱歉。

并且假想有從混合的酒精和咖啡因聯繫的健康風險。 我坦率地未調查此并且不可能評論,但是我說有健康不安與興奮劑和健康不安與抑製劑--并且,如果您混合二,我可能大概相信您得到某一組合是最壞兩個世界。 但,如果有被證明的風險,文件在罐頭。 我懷疑他們將做所有好--看丹尼斯猜疑慣例關於警告在香煙作為參考--但我們不能(和不要應該)保護從恣意地是的人(主要)正常的和consensually損壞。 抱歉對此也是。

但設置在旁邊,我從未瞭解酒精能量飲料的呼籲的所有。 我意味,嚴重: 下決心。 您是否想要是? 或下來? 您是否想要興奮劑? 或您是否想要抑製劑? 如果您採取兩個您是否正義同時不結束後面,您開始,除了被消耗糖crapload,砰砰地走您的肝臟一好一個和被釋放您的錢包幾個大型裝配架? 如此我不可能流洒一滴淚花為他們通過。 任何人是否是抱歉看他們去?

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贓物冒汗了-飲料回顧
張貼 12.15.08由Widge @ 5:04 pm
贓物汗水

那麼是,他們派出電視節目預告罐頭贓物汗水, Alpa絲光斜紋棉布的能量飲料,從 熱帶雷. 在什麼以後一可笑一味尋歡作樂電影是(和評論--它是天才)我感到確信我應該抽樣這個不幸地說出的飲料。

這是由波士頓美國(誰創造的帶來了您 未擊中的能量飲料)和我如此有遠大抱負--通常電影搭賣電視節目預告飲料是乏味和無興趣的,但未擊中相當鮮美。

這,雖然,是較不成功的。 主要口味是櫻桃ish,跟隨由含糖密糖。 授予,通常,當喝這些事(能量飲料之一我一般來說,意味)時,您為糖猛擊準備--它是 能量 飲料,終究。 That would be like ordering a cheeseburger and then bitching about the cheese taste. But even for an energy drink, this is strong. And the cherry taste--well, I'm not a big fan of cherry anyway, but this tastes more artificial than even most artificial cherry flavors. It's nowhere near the excellent cherry taste execution that we got with Game Fuel Mountain Dew, for example.

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Happy Boost - Drink Review
Posted on 12.13.08 by Widge @ 2:00 pm
Happy Boost

Happy Boost is a drink that promises support of "Healthy Moods, Energy + Libido." Which makes it an energy drink of sorts, which puts it squarely in our jurisdiction. This even though it actually has no caffeine in it, so no real stimulants except for goji, which is what the company terms as a "Superfruit." Since they're relying on it to be the Boost in this particular drink, it better be.

The taste is not bad--it's got pear, pomegranate, cherry, cranberry and prickly pear juices in addition to the goji, plus green tea as well. I can taste a bit of the cherry and pomegranate--and I'm assuming the strange (but not unpleasant) taste is the goji, since there's supposed to be 24,000mg of the stuff in here. It is, after all, 98% juice.

As nice a taste as it is, though, does it actually deliver on its promise of supporting the big three up top? Eh. Not really. I received not even the ghost of a blip on my scope--and since we're not dealing with caffeine it's not really a tolerance issue. At the end of the bottle I was just as fatigued as when I started it--and even waiting a while to see if anything "kicked in" didn't work.

Here's the other thing that I find a little odd: the drink says, in its explanation of what goji is, that it's "been used for 4,000 years to support positive moods, healthy aging, eye health, healthy energy levels, liver and kidney health, and more." The website says it has "been used in traditional Chinese medicine for over 3,000 years to help support such things as a healthy immune function, healthy moods (known as the "Happy Berry"), libido, energy levels, resistance to fatigue and is most commonly known as an anti-aging "super" food." That's a bit of an odd difference in years, although technically correct: 4000 is over 3000.

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Bom Dia: Acai Energy: Transcend & Conquer - Drink Review
Posted on 12.06.08 by Widge @ 5:48 am
Bom Dia: Acai Energy: Transcend and Conquer

So Bom Dia, the people who bring you many different pricey but tasty acai drinks (and yes, I know it's really a?a?, but you know what I'm saying--and acai is easier to type), now has a couple of flavors designated as "all natural energy." That puts them squarely in our jurisdiction, so here goes.

Acai Energy: Transcend is the one in the green and is an "all natural juice blend." And it's 100% juice so that's something. Yes, if you haven't figured out that you need to check the percentage of what's actually juice on the juices you buy, well, now you know. It's got among its ingredients: acai juice, green tea, guarana, apple juice, raspberry juice, "natural flavors," merlot grape juice, taurine, Vitamin C (100% RDA), mangosteen puree, L-Theanine (an amino acid, apparently), and B6 and B12 (300% RDA for each of those), along with 25% RDA of Vitamin K, and something called yumberry juice.

Now you know how you see some information about a product and think: okay, you're just making shit up now? Yeah. Yumberries. Seriously? Apparently so. The somewhat reliable Wikipedia lists yumberry as an known alias of Myrica rubra. Which sounds so much like a Lucasian alien bounty hunter name--wasn't that the lizard guy? Anyway. If your name was myrica rubra you'd stick with yumberry too. Although I have this sick desire for yumberries to taste horrible, just for the sheer irony of it. Imagine that lesson when you were a little kid: "Have a yumberry!" "Blech! This tastes like poo!" "Just preparing you for the rest of your life there, Junior."

What the hell was I talking about? Oh yes. The drink.

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Happy Belated Deathday, Prohibition
Posted on 12.06.08 by Widge @ 3:27 am

So I found out too late to put together a post on the day--but yesterday was the 75th anniversary of the repeal of Prohibition in the United States. Yes, to our readers outside this country's borders: there was a time in the supposed Land of the Free when we thought it was a great idea to tell people they couldn't consume alcohol. By law. At all. Like this guy:

Direct link for the feedreaders.

Beware them satanic honky tonks, friends! What a dick.

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