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09.02.08 ب [ويدج] @ 2:11 بعد الظّهر ![[كلوسّوس], من [فوربين] مشروع](http://www.needcoffee.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/colossus.jpg "[كلوسّوس], من [فوربين] مشروع") أنّ من أنت الذي يستمتع يمشي حتّى صودا نافورة في ملاءمة مخزن ويخلق ك خاصّة [فرنكندرينك] [كمبريز] من بعض من هذا وبعض من أنّ--أعدّت لرؤوسك أن ينفجر. كوخ يتمّ ما مبلغات إلى [ألف-تستينغ] هذا فصل صيف--وإرادة [بتا تست] الجزء أولى من سنة تالية--نوافير أنّ يتلقّى مئة شراب إختبار في هم. "الجديدة موزع أعمال ب يستعمل [هيغل-كنسنترتد] عنصر حزمات أنّ يكون حوالي مثل يتيح أن يغيّر كطبعة خراطيش." أساسيّا سيسمح هذا لكور أن يتلقّى كلّ شراب وحيد ملعونة هم يبيعون في واحدة آلة, من صفرة كور أشربة إلى [فنتا] إلى كور نظاميّة مرصّصة, وإذن غرفة لطاقة أشربة ومستنقع من أخرى إمكانيات. إن كور كان ذكيّة, أعطى هم واحدة إلى ي إلى إختبار, لأنّ إن أنا يستطيع لا يكسر الشيء, أنت تعرف هو ذهبيّة. وربّما يعتبر أنت يتلقّى سابقا هذا--وربّما يلفّ عقلك بعد من الإمكانيات من هذا أداة جديدة--غير أنّ أكون أنا الوحيد واحدة الذي يريد أن يطرق إلى الخلف "[هيغل-كنسنترتد] عنصر حزمة" أن يرى ماذا يحدث? يصنّف بما أنّ: أشربة
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08.25.08 ب [ويدج] @ 12:58 بعد الظّهر  بينما أنا أكون المنبه مدمنة, هناك أوقات عندما حتّى يريد أنا أن يسترخي. وقد كان أنا, على مناسبة, يعرف أن يشرب شيء أنّ لا يتلقّى قهوين في هو. مثل لبن. و… يعرف أنت. لبن. غير أنّ يحبّ أنا يحاول أشربة جديدة, خصوصا عندما هم يصوّتون مثل لطيفة بما أنّ "عطلة في زجاجة." هو [بومغرنت] عنّبيّ ينكّه, يقول هو, [س ثت] يكون لطيفة. هو يعد "موجة الاسترخاء," أيّ يكون أيضا لطيفة. وبينما الحقيقة أنّ يتلقّى هو ما من قهوين يجعل هو صحيحة مثل شيء أنّ أنا انفجرت داخل ألهاب إن أنا في أيّ وقت حاولت, أنا قال أنّ أنت تفكّر حول هو الطريق خاطئة. عطل لقطة وقت. هكذا إن أنت يستطيع يتلقّى المعادلة من عطلة في الوقت يأخذ هو إلى شراب شيء--كيف استطاع أنّ لا إستئناف إلى المنبه مدمنة? يمنح, أقلقت أنا كان أنّ الشيء أمكن خسرت [موجو] ه, يعتبر أنّ هو وصل في علب. غير أنّ إن أنت تعتبر هو, "لا يتلقّى عطلة في [ا] علبة" فقط ال نفسه صوة أنيقة إلى هو. يفرقع الأعلى, يحصل أنت النفحة من ال [برّ-نسّ], أيّ يكون ممتعة. الرشف أولى جدّا ممتعة--هناك كثير عنّبيّ نكهة هناك من تماما على [بوم], غير أنّ أنّ ممتعة. هو جدّا لطيفة, يانعة حتّى. Then...the wave of relaxation is drowned by a wave of chemical aftertaste. And that's the sucralose undertow, folks. Categorized as: Drinks and Reviews
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08.10.08 by Widge @ 7:55 pm  Whoops, no, my mistake. The name of the drink is Surging Eel and actually has nothing to do with our dearly departed Surge. In Japanese it's Unagi Nobori. And it doesn't just taste like eel, it is eel. "Contains extracts from the head and bones of the serpentine fish." On one hand, I eat eel with my sushi, so that's not so odd. On the other hand, the concept of drinking an eel smoothie just doesn't, you know, thrill me. But because this is supposed to "boost stamina" that makes it, technically, an energy drink. And dammit, that's my jurisdiction. So I have a responsibility. Therefore I declare I will reimburse the costs if anyone wants to send me, from Japan, a bottle of this stuff. (As long as they send it via the slow, inexpensive transport instead of, you know, FedExing to me. Let's not crazy here.) Anyway, I will review it on the site. Contact me for details. I would hit up Japan Tobacco for a sample but I have a sneaking suspicion that since it's probably never going to show up stateside, they would derive no benefit from a review here, even though we do have readers in Japan. I declare also that I will also give a dollar to the first person who posts to YouTube a film of themselves taking a swig of Surging Eel and saying into the camera, "That's a moray!" Categorized as: Drinks
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08.08.08 by Widge @ 4:45 am  Could this be the world's first energy drink inspired directly by porn? I don't know. But yes, for those who missed ScottC's introductory 101 lecture on naughtiness last fall, Deep Throat was and is a 1972 porn film starring Linda Lovelace and is probably one of the most (or at least admitted to by most) widely known porn titles in pop culture, even if the folks don't know the plot. Or won't admit to knowing it. You know what I mean. But yes, apparently for last year's 35th anniversary of the film's release, an energy drink was born. Let's get to the taste first, then we can investigate the thrust of the product. Well. You know what I mean. The taste is nothing spectacular. It's very similar to Red Bull. But a bit milder and a bit smoother. As far as the energy bit goes, it's about average there as well. The caffeine content isn't listed on the can, although it does involve guarana extract as well. Bear in mind that this is me who's writing this review, so it does take a bit of a bazooka blast of caffeine at times to get me to notice anything. That's not to say that this is a negative review--not in the least. It was actually pretty pleasant to drink. But it's certainly not innovative--but sometimes you just want a known quantity. Especially if you've been trying around and all the innovations keep fizzling out. Categorized as: Drinks and Reviews
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08.02.08 by Widge @ 4:02 am  So when I heard that Dr. Pepper was going to get into the energy drink arena, I thought I should give these things a try. I was sent a sample of both the Black Mamba and the Mojave Rattler variations. Basically, as I understand it, the Black Mamba comes with half sugar and glucose and then half is the dreaded sucralose, then you have Mojave Rattler, which is just glucose and sucralose. The bottles are pretty cool, although they can mislead: I thought for some reason that the Mojave Rattler, being purple, was grape-flavored. For all I know it is grape-flavored, just overpowered by the sucralose, but we'll get to that in a minute. The bottles are aluminum and feel sturdier than the larger resealable bottle/can/battery that Jolt comes in. And as result, when they are cold they are nice and cold. Beyond that, we go straight into the taste. And I will give Dr. Pepper this: the Black Mamba, as much as I hate sucralose, is tolerable. When I unscrewed the top off I could just smell the fake sugar. And it's not like I had my nose up to the bottle. It just, boom, was loose and in the air around me. And I'm not kidding. So I was worried this was all about to go south. What happens is that it's got a rough taste to it, which reminds me a bit of Cocaine Energy Drink (but without the burn), then the sucralose kicks in, but just before it's about to overwhelm you and make you saw off your own tongue with a butter knife lest that taste linger--the real sugar seems to kick in and return you to sane sweetness. I drank a big gulp to begin with and my eyes watered afterwards. I was able to drink this and actually finish the bottle, which is a testament to its taste. If you actually can stand sucralose on its own, then you'll dig the hell out of this. Categorized as: Drinks and Reviews
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