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赃物冒汗了-饮料回顾
张贴 12.15.08由Widge @ 5:04 pm
赃物汗水

那么是,他们派出电视节目预告罐头赃物汗水, Alpa丝光斜纹棉布的能量饮料,从 热带雷. 在什么以后一可笑一味寻欢作乐电影是(和评论--它是天才)我感到确信我应该抽样这个不幸地说出的饮料。

这是由波士顿美国(谁创造的带来了您 未击中的能量饮料)和我如此有远大抱负--通常电影搭卖电视节目预告饮料是乏味和无兴趣的,但未击中相当鲜美。

这,虽然,是较不成功的。 主要口味是樱桃ish,跟随由含糖密糖。 授予,通常,当喝这些事(能量饮料之一我一般来说,意味)时,您为糖猛击准备--它是 能量 饮料,终究。 那是象点乳酪汉堡然后bitching关于乳酪口味。 但为能量饮料,这是强的。 并且樱桃口味--很好,我比甚而多数人为樱桃味道无论如何是樱桃没有一台大风扇,而是这口味人为。 例如它无处在我们得到与游戏燃料山露水的优秀樱桃口味施行附近。

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愉快的助力-饮料回顾
张贴 12.13.08由Widge @ 2:00 pm
愉快的助力

愉快的助力是许诺“健康心情支持的饮料,能量+性欲”。 哪些牌子它排序能量饮料,在我们的司法方形地投入它。 这,即使它实际上没有咖啡因在它,那么没有真正的兴奋剂除了goji,是什么公司命名作为“Superfruit”。 因为他们在这份特殊饮料依靠它是助力,它更好是。

口味不是坏的--它有梨、石榴、樱桃、蔓越桔和仙人球汁除goji之外,加上绿茶。 我能品尝一点樱桃和石榴--并且我假设奇怪(但不令人不快的)口味是goji,因为那里应该是材料的24,000mg这里。 它是,终究98%汁液。

一样好口味,象它,虽然,它是否实际上交付在它的诺言支持大三上面? 嗯。 不真正地。 我在我的范围接受了不一个物体光点的鬼魂--并且,因为我们不涉及咖啡因它真正地不是容忍问题。 在瓶的末端,当我开始了它,我是正被疲劳和--并且平衡等待一会儿看任何“踢在”是否没有运作。

这另一件事我发现一点奇怪: the drink says, in its explanation of what goji is, that it's "been used for 4,000 years to support positive moods, healthy aging, eye health, healthy energy levels, liver and kidney health, and more." The website says it has "been used in traditional Chinese medicine for over 3,000 years to help support such things as a healthy immune function, healthy moods (known as the "Happy Berry"), libido, energy levels, resistance to fatigue and is most commonly known as an anti-aging "super" food." That's a bit of an odd difference in years, although technically correct: 4000 is over 3000.

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Bom Dia: Acai Energy: Transcend & Conquer - Drink Review
Posted on 12.06.08 by Widge @ 5:48 am
Bom Dia: Acai Energy: Transcend and Conquer

So Bom Dia, the people who bring you many different pricey but tasty acai drinks (and yes, I know it's really a?a?, but you know what I'm saying--and acai is easier to type), now has a couple of flavors designated as "all natural energy." That puts them squarely in our jurisdiction, so here goes.

Acai Energy: Transcend is the one in the green and is an "all natural juice blend." And it's 100% juice so that's something. Yes, if you haven't figured out that you need to check the percentage of what's actually juice on the juices you buy, well, now you know. It's got among its ingredients: acai juice, green tea, guarana, apple juice, raspberry juice, "natural flavors," merlot grape juice, taurine, Vitamin C (100% RDA), mangosteen puree, L-Theanine (an amino acid, apparently), and B6 and B12 (300% RDA for each of those), along with 25% RDA of Vitamin K, and something called yumberry juice.

Now you know how you see some information about a product and think: okay, you're just making shit up now? Yeah. Yumberries. Seriously? Apparently so. The somewhat reliable Wikipedia lists yumberry as an known alias of Myrica rubra. Which sounds so much like a Lucasian alien bounty hunter name--wasn't that the lizard guy? Anyway. If your name was myrica rubra you'd stick with yumberry too. Although I have this sick desire for yumberries to taste horrible, just for the sheer irony of it. Imagine that lesson when you were a little kid: "Have a yumberry!" "Blech! This tastes like poo!" "Just preparing you for the rest of your life there, Junior."

What the hell was I talking about? Oh yes. The drink.

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Happy Belated Deathday, Prohibition
Posted on 12.06.08 by Widge @ 3:27 am

So I found out too late to put together a post on the day--but yesterday was the 75th anniversary of the repeal of Prohibition in the United States. Yes, to our readers outside this country's borders: there was a time in the supposed Land of the Free when we thought it was a great idea to tell people they couldn't consume alcohol. By law. At all. Like this guy:

Direct link for the feedreaders.

Beware them satanic honky tonks, friends! What a dick.

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Axl Rose vs. Dr. Pepper: The Saga Continues
Posted on 12.02.08 by Widge @ 3:46 pm
Dr. Pepper logo

The Chinese Democracy saga continues. And is actually more entertaining than the album. So that's something. Anyway, Axl Rose wants an apology from Dr. Pepper, since more people were interested in their free Dr. Pepper than in obtaining the album.

Wait, I got confused. They want an apology, in the form of a full-page ad in the New York Times, that Dr. Pepper was unable to deliver on their promise of a free Dr. Pepper for everybody in America because the vast teeming numbers blew out the Dr. Pepper website trying to get theirs.

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