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Bait Shop (2008) - DVD Review
Posted on 06.17.09 by ScottC @ 3:24 pm
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Film:
DVD:

Written by: Bear Aderhold, Bill Engvall, and Tom Sullivan
Directed by: C.B. Harding
Starring: Bill Engvall, Billy Ray Cyrus

Features:

  1. Featurette: "Opening the Bait Shop"
  2. Featurette: "Another Day in Paradise"
  3. Deleted Scenes
  4. Gag Reel

Released by: Lionsgate
Region: 1
Rating: PG
Anamorphic: Yes

My Advice: Eh.

Bill Dugan (Engvall) is just a regular guy, you know. He just wants to fish in the nearby bay and run his little bait shop with its quirky cast of characters. This all comes crashing down when Randy "Hot Rod" Johnson (Cyrus) lands in town. A famous bad boy of bass fishing, he opens a flashy new fishing superstore just when a balloon payment is about to come due on Bill's shop. Bill's only shot is the big bass fishing competition, but Bill is an old-school fisher. None of those fancy echo locator or GPS units for him. But with everything on the line, can Bill's old fashioned approach win out over Johnson's Xtreme style?

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The Legend Of The Lone Ranger (1981) - DVD Review
Posted on 05.20.09 by ScottC @ 2:19 pm
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Film:
DVD:

Written by: Ivan Goff, Ben Roberts, Michael Kane, and William Roberts based on characters created by George W. Trendle
Directed by: William A. Fraker
Starring: Klinton Spilsbury, Michael Horse, Christopher Lloyd, Jason Robards

Released by: Lions Gate
Region: 1
Rating: PG
Anamorphic: No, presented in 1.33:1 ratio

My Advice: Avoid It

John Reid (Spilsbury), a newly minted lawyer from back East, goes back West to help his brother, a Texas Ranger, bring some justice to this lawless land. John is no stranger to the savagery the West can give when as a boy his parents were murdered by the savage outlaw, Cavendish (Lloyd). Now he and his brother ride out with a posse to bring him to justice. But it turns out to be a trap and everyone except John is massacred. John is saved by Tonto (Horse), an Indian who helped him after his parents were killed. Now John takes on the guise of the masked man to stop Cavendish's fiendish plans and bring law and order to the Old West. This is The Legend of the Lone Ranger.

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Zebra Lounge (2001) - DVD Review
Posted on 05.03.09 by ScottC @ 7:58 pm
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Film:
DVD:

Written by: Claire & Monte Montgomery
Directed by: Kari Skogland
Starring: Kristy Swanson, Stephen Baldwin, Brandy Ledford, Cameron Daddo

Features:

  1. Photo gallery
  2. Trailer

Released by: Fox Home Entertainment
Region: 1
Rating: R
Anamorphic: No, presented in 1.85:1 ratio

My Advice: Rent Real Porn

Alan (Daddo) and Wendy Barnet (Ledford) are the typical suburban couple: two careers, two kids, and two cars. They are also bored out of their minds. There is just no excitement in their lives, sexual or otherwise. They decide to spice things up a little and put out an ad in a swingers magazine for another couple to play with. Enter Jack and Louise Bauer. They're rich, fun, and charming. Not only do they have a hot sweaty time together, they all like each other. Things get a little uncomfortable when the Bauers' start showing up at soccer games and spoiling the Barnett kids rotten. Then there is the indiscriminate drug use and a business rival of Alan ending up dead. When the Barnets try to cool things down, the Bauers are more than insistent that they keep their foursome going. It seems that everyone is playing for keeps.

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I Like It Like That (1994) - DVD Review
Posted on 05.01.09 by ScottC @ 1:22 pm
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Film:
DVD:

Written and Directed by: Darnell Martin
Starring: Lauren Vélez, Jon Seda, Jesse Borrego, Griffin Dunne, Lisa Vidal

Released by: Sony Pictures
Region: 1
Rating: R
Anamorphic: Yes

My Advice: Rent It

Lisette's (Vélez) life is about being there for other people. She keeps reassuring the fragile Latino ego of her husband Chino (Seda) while keeping the neighborhood tramp Magdalena (Vidal) from "inflating" Chino's ego. She keeps her rowdy kids from killing each other and away from the temptations of the street. She keeps giving support to her "sister" Alexis (Borrego) and her decision to transition to a female. But Lisette has practically nothing for herself.

So when Chino gets himself locked up from stealing a stereo, Lisette has to rely on herself. With a bit of luck and gumption, she gets a job as the personal assistant of the music executive Stephen Price (Dunne). She finds that she's got talent and enjoying creating a successful life for herself. But does this change mean that she has to abandon the husband and family she loves to live her own life?

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The Same River Twice (2003) - DVD Review
Posted on 04.22.09 by ScottC @ 5:52 pm
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Film:
DVD:

Directed by: Robb Moss

Features:

  • Filmmaker and Crew Biographies
  • Filmmaker Q&A
  • Audio Commentary with Director Moss

Released by: New Video
Region: 1
Rating: NR
Anamorphic: N/A: presented in 1.33:1

My Advice: Rent It If You Want To Feel Old

In 1978, Robb Moss worked with a bunch of river guides in the Grand Canyon. Being an aspiring filmmaker, he filmed one of their last excursions of the summer. However, a planned documentary using that footage never came about. Fast forward to the 21th century, Moss finds the film and decides to check on some of the people in that party and see what's happened to them. Of course, many things have changed since that bucolic summer when they were all young, carefree, and mostly naked. Now they have careers, families, and a sense of responsibility and mortality. The Same River Twice explores how much has changed and how much stays the same over the intervening decades.

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