Wow, where to begin with Streets of Legend .哇，從何處開始，與街道的傳說 。 The tagline really tells you anything you need to know: a saga of love, set among the romantic illegal street-racing "scene" of Los Angeles.該宣傳標語，真的會告訴您什麼您需要知道：佐賀的愛情，設置之間的浪漫非法街頭賽車“現場”洛杉磯。 Yes, anything that's called a "scene" is likely to be incredibly self-indulgent, irritating, and annoyingly self-referential, and this, boy howdy, does all three in spades.是的，任何的所謂的“現場”很可能是令人難以置信的自我放縱，令人厭煩， annoyingly自我參照，而這，男童howdy ，是否所有這三個在紙牌。 Alas, it does little else in spades.可惜，但這一點，否則在紙牌。 Except maybe suck.可能除了吸吮。 Something about male posturing, some girls wearing oddly little for non-hookers, and something else about … whatever.一些男性姿態，一些女孩穿著奇怪的小非hookers ，及其他約…什麼。 I mean, really, who cares?我的意思是，真的，誰在乎呢？ It's street-racing with lots of flashing neon and some horrible actors, all with a veneer of "wow, this is supposed to be exciting and illegal and wicked and stuff!"它的街道賽車有很多閃動的霓虹光管和一些可怕的演員，所有與單板“哇，這應該是令人興奮的和非法的和邪惡的和東西！ ” mixed with "Latino pride," when really you just want to give the girls a robe and send the boys off to the Queer Eye crew to learn at least a little something about not looking like an idiot.混合與“拉丁裔的驕傲， ”當你真的只想給女孩的長袍和發送男孩小康向酷兒眼船員要了解至少有一點不一樣，看一白痴。 You want Latino goodness?您想要拉丁裔善？ Try something with a plot (and some action) like Carlito's Way or just a still shot of Eduardo Verástegui.嘗試與陰謀（和一些行動）一樣， carlito的方式，或只是一個仍然打愛德華多verástegui 。 You want action?您想要採取行動呢？ Try嘗試 Shoot 'Em Up 射擊 , The Professional , or anything starring ，專業 ，或任何主演 Jason Statham號Jason Statham ） . 。

If you thought如果你以為 Gone in 60 Seconds 在經歷了60秒 was the best movie EVAR, but thought it needed more T&A, a less coherent plot, and a shallower philosophical base, and the third Highlander movie is the yardstick by which you judge all good cinema, then this might be for you.是最好的電影evar ，但認為需要更多的＆一噸，較連貫的情節，和較淺的哲學基礎， 和第三的Highlander是電影的尺度由你法官的所有良好的電影院，然後，這可能是你。 If, on the other hand, you actually like movies with a plot to go with those explosions, then you're better off with如果，在另一方面，你實際上像電影與陰謀去與這些爆炸，那麼您更好地與小康 Live Free or Die Hard 自由生活或死亡的努力 . 。 Seriously.嚴重。 This thing won the award for "Best Cinematography" at the 2003 Sundance Film Festival, which makes me fear for the future.這件事，贏得獎“最佳攝影”在2003年聖丹斯電影節，令我畏懼未來。 Apparently, all you need to win an award is to grossly overuse the "cutting edge" (read: cliché) fast-cut method, manage to keep the speakers in the frame, and occasionally turn your camera sideways.顯然，所有你需要爭取一個獎是粗暴過度的“前沿” （閱讀：陳詞濫調）快速切割法，管理，讓發言者在框架中，偶爾談談您的相機側身。

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