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The Complete Musketeers (1973-74) - DVD Review
Posted on 02.24.03 by HTQ4 @ 9:08 pm
The Complete Three Musketeers

Film:
DVD:

Written by: George MacDonald Fraser, based on the novel by Alexandre Dumas
Directed by: Richard Lester
Starring: Oliver Reed, Raquel Welch, Richard Chamberlain, Michael York, Frank Finlay, Christopher Lee, Geraldine Chaplin, Faye Dunaway, and Charlton Heston

Features:

  • The Saga of the Musketeers Featurettes
  • The Making of "The Three Musketeers"
  • Theatrical Trailer
  • TV Spots
  • Radio Spots

Released by: Anchor Bay
Region: 1
Rating: PG
Anamorphic: 1.77:1

My Advice: Own it

In The Three Musketeers, young D'Artagnan (York) has left home to become one of the King's famous Musketeers. The only advice that his father gives him upon leaving is to get into as many duels as he can to gain a reputation for himself as a swordsman. It just so happens that the first three men he challenges to a duel are Athos, Porthos, and Aramis (Reed, Finlay, and Chamberlain, respectively), who just happen to be three of the very same Musketeers. He soon finds himself in their good graces and joins them on their adventures to save the Queen's reputation by hiding her love affair with the Duke of Buckingham of England (Ward). Cardinal Richelieu (Heston) is trying to pit the King and Queen (Jean-Pierre Cassel and Chaplin) against each other in order to increase his own power as the new ruler of France.

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Sleepaway Camp 3: Teenage Wasteland (1988) - DVD Review
Posted on 02.21.03 by ScottC @ 3:50 pm
Sleepaway Camp 3 DVD cover art

Film:
DVD:

Written by: Fritz Gordon
Directed by: Michael A. Simpson
Starring: Pamela Springsteen, Tracy Griffith, Michael J. Pollard, Mark Oliver, Sandra Dorsey, Cliff Brand

Features:

  • Running audio commentary by director Simpson & writer Gordon, moderated by John Klyza
  • Deleted scenes from the Director's cut featuring additional "Gore" footage
  • Behind the scenes footage and outtakes
  • Photo galleries
  • Theatrical trailer

Released by: Anchor Bay
Region: 1
Rating: R
Anamorphic: Yes.

My Advice: Rent it.

The transgender serial killer Angela Baker (Springsteen) is back and she is going to have a good camp experience if it kills…everyone else. Camp Rolling Hills has changed hands and names and become Camp New Horizons. Run by the lecherous Herman (Pollard) and the lazy Lily (Dorsey), it’s supposed to be a place for kids, rich and poor, to bridge the class divide and reach a better understanding. It’s actually a way for Lily to afford her cruise trip. Angela takes the identity of one of the poor campers (by running her over with a garbage truck), but the same problems of vulgar language, fornication, and kids just behaving badly persist. Angela has to be careful in her murderous rampage. Barney (Brand), the cop father of one of the kids she killed last year is a counselor and campers Marcia (Griffith) and Tony (Oliver) might be a challenge. Let the games begin in Sleepaway Camp 3.

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Sleepaway Camp 2: Unhappy Campers (1988) - DVD Review
Posted on 02.20.03 by ScottC @ 3:39 pm
Sleepaway Camp 2 DVD cover art

Film:
DVD:

Written by: Fritz Gordon
Directed by: Michael A. Simpson
Starring: Pamela Springsteen, Renée Estevez, Walter Gotell, Brian Patrick Clarke

Features:

  • Running audio commentary by director Simpson & writer Gordon, moderated by John Klyza
  • Behind the scenes footage and outtakes
  • Photo galleries
  • Theatrical trailer

Released by: Anchor Bay
Region: 1
Rating: R
Anamorphic: Yes.

My Advice: Own it if you are a fan of horror.

Angela (Springsteen) has changed a lot from the original events of Sleepaway Camp. First she’s had The Operation so she’s now a real girl. And after years of electroshock therapy and heavy-duty medication, she’s no longer a shy, confused serial killer. Now she’s a happy outgoing serial killer. Since she’s been ‘cured’, she’s gotten a job as a counselor at Camp Rolling Hills. She wants the camp to be a place for good clean fun. There are a few good kids like Molly (Estevez), but the rest just want to get high, use vulgar language, and engage in fornication. The owner, Uncle John (Gotell), and the head counselor, T.C. (Clarke), don’t seem to share her intolerance of this behavior. Fortunately for Angela, she has a method to fix these problems that is effective and enjoyable. This, of course, is killing people in grisly, but appropriate ways. Always go with your strengths, I’d say.

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[[ Angela wants you to continue ]]

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Sleepaway Camp (1983) - DVD Review
Posted on 02.18.03 by ScottC @ 5:07 pm
Sleepaway Camp DVD cover art

Film:
DVD:

Written by: Robert Hiltzik
Directed by: Robert Hiltzik
Starring: Felissa Rose, Jonathan Tiersten, Christopher Collet, Karen Fields, Desiree Gould

Features:

  • Running audio commentary by director Robert Hiltzik and actress Rose, moderated by Jeff Hayes
  • Theatrical Trailer

Released by: Anchor Bay
Region: 1
Rating: R
Anamorphic: Yes.

My Advice: Own it if you are a fan of horror.

Poor Angela (Rose). Still withdrawn and disturbed by seeing her family slaughtered in a speeding boat accident years ago, she hasn’t been helped by being raised by her rather odd Aunt Martha (Gould). Camp Arawak doesn’t help either with its lecherous employees, malicious girls led by the queen bitch Judy (Fields), and hormonally challenged boys. Still she has her very protective cousin, Ricky (Tiersten), and a budding romance with his friend Paul (Collet). Along with the water sports, softball, and juvenile antics, the camp is having a lot of people die, horribly. The victims were all nasty to Angela before they died. Is shy Angela a brutal killer or is Ricky protecting his cousin to a deadly extreme? With the body count getting ever higher, will anyone escape Sleepaway Camp…alive? (Cue ominous music)


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[[ Angela wants you to continue ]]

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Impostor (2002) - DVD Review
Posted on 02.12.03 by ScottC @ 5:04 pm
impostor dvd cover

Film:
DVD:

Written by: Caroline Case, based on a short story by Philip K. Dick
Directed by: Gary Fleder
Starring: Gary Sinise, Madeleine Stowe, Vincent D’Onofrio, and Mekhi Phifer

Features:

  1. Featurette: The Impostor Files
  2. Original short film
  3. Theatrical Trailer

Released by: Dimension
Region: 1
Rating: R
Anamorphic: Yes, no impostor here.

My Advice: Wait for cable.

Spense Olham (Sinise) is having the worst day of his life. It starts out well with some early morning lovemaking with his wife Maya (Stowe). As he contemplates the planet-buster he designed to turn the tide of war against the Centauri (i.e. the enemy), he is stunned and apprehended by Major Hathaway (D'Onofrio). Bound to a chair, he is told by Hathaway that he isn't Spense Olham, but a Centauri biological android that was made to mimic Olham, infiltrate itself into his life, then explode the bomb it is carrying at its target. Olham thinks Hathaway is insane and after seeing a recording of an android being eviscerated to defuse its bomb, he promptly escapes. Made Public Enemy #1, he hides out in the slums of the city and makes a reluctant ally in Cale (Phifer). They plan to sneak into a hospital to get the proof Olham need to show he is not an…Impostor.

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