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Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre - Audio, Part 4
Posted on 04.18.10 by Widge @ 10:39 pm
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Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre

We return...to the totally non-lame world of Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre. This, a found young adult novel, was brought to the attention of the world by Storm (of Paul and Storm.) And it has made the lit world crazier than a possessed octogenarian looking for her glasses while they're perched perfectly atop her head.

Never one to shy away from a challenge--I asked Storm if I could take a crack at reading it. And he said sure. So now we bring you the fourth part of the saga.

The previous audio chapter can be found here.

You can find the story here. And for Paul and Storm's homebase (the secret password is "marmite") go here.

And if you'd like to subscribe to an RSS feed of these shenanigans, you can do so here.

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Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre - Audio, Part 3
Posted on 03.22.10 by Widge @ 10:54 pm
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Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre

We return...to the totally factual world of Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre. This, a found young adult novel, was brought to the attention of the world by Storm (of Paul and Storm.) And it has set the lit world ablaze like an ant trapped under a magnifying glass on a sunny day.

Never one to shy away from fire--or ants--I asked Storm if I could take a crack at reading it. And he said sure. So now we bring you the third part of the saga.

The previous audio chapter can be found here.

You can find the story thus far here. And for Paul and Storm's homebase (cafeteria closes at 6pm...and that's EST) go here.

And if you'd like to subscribe to an RSS feed of these shenanigans, you can do so here.

Categorized as: Emily
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Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre - Audio, Part 2
Posted on 01.29.10 by Widge @ 2:51 am
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Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre

We return...to the blasé world of Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre. This, a found young adult novel, was brought to the attention of the world by Storm (of Paul and Storm.) And it has set the lit world ablaze.

Never one to shy away from fire--and it is cold as hell in January--I asked Storm if I could take a crack at reading it. And he said sure. So now we bring you the second part of the saga.

The previous audio chapter can be found here.

You can find the story thus far here. And for Paul and Storm's homebase (tours every Sunday afternoon) go here.

And if you'd like to subscribe to an RSS feed of these shenanigans, you can do so here.

Categorized as: Emily
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Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre - Audio, Part 1
Posted on 01.16.10 by Widge @ 4:05 am
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Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre

The book--the literary opus--is entitled Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre. It's a young adult novel about love, death, magic and how youth will always be triumphy over the stupid. It was "...found inside a unicorn-themed Trapper Keeper ™ on a sidewalk in Storm's neighborhood." Storm, you ask? Yes, that's Storm of Paul and Storm. They are the guardians of this piece of fine literature.

Knowing that it was so terribly fine, I asked Storm if I could take a crack at reading it. And he said sure. So here is the first part of me cracking. I apologize in advance for the moments in which it gets a little clippy.

You can find the story thus far here. And for Paul and Storm's homebase (complete with lasers) go here.

Categorized as: Emily
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