Need Coffee Dot Com Coffee - It's Here!
Need Coffee Dot Com!


Arrrrr... It Be Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Posted on 09.19.07 by Widge @ 12:01 am

Roman Polanski's Pirates

That's right, it's September 19th, and that makes it Talk Like a Pirate Day. I know there's been a lot of stuff recently about that whole Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, but I'd like to point your attention to a great pirate performance: namely Walter Matthau in Roman Polanski's Pirates. Granted, the movie was crap, but Matthau was amazing.

Anyway, to celebrate this annual arrrrfest, there's a list of our previous pirate-related posts after the jump:

[[ More this way... ]]

Categorized as: Events
Comments: None




Vancouver Overrun With Zombies ...Again
Posted on 08.26.07 by Widge @ 9:51 pm

Vancouver zombie

Seriously, you folks in Vancouver need to take some steps: seems like every year you guys have a zombie uprising. Then they're running through the streets, frightening the animals, eating every living thing that's not nailed down. I mean, come on. I hear they even announce when they're going to be rising ahead of time. Get with it, Vancouver.

We were notified of the carnage by the Lady Porphyre. Badass black and white zombie portrait by Meg Bourne. Hey undead girl--you are not screwing around. Rock.

(more...)

Categorized as: Events
Comments: None



Happy Roller Coaster Day
Posted on 08.16.07 by Widge @ 4:30 am
Chess on a roler coaster

For those of you who can't get take a ride on one today to celebrate, we offer up photo responses to the classic xkcd comic, which we've discussed previously.

Also, you can check out these previous roller coaster posts:

If it helps you get the full experience you can, you know, hold your arms up over your head while reading them. I'd say you could shriek too, but our site has that effect on people normally anyway.

(more...)

Categorized as: Events
Comments: None



Warning: Clown Week
Posted on 08.01.07 by Widge @ 6:44 am

That's right, folks. The clown shenanigans we previously hinted to might just be here, because August 1-7 is officially Clown Week. No, really, check it out.

Just remember, clowns can be scary, scary things. Please take note of the following instructional video.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

Wait, sorry, that's the wrong one. The real instructional video's after the break.

(more...)

Categorized as: Events
Comments: None



Happy Birthday, Terence Stamp
Posted on 07.22.07 by Widge @ 12:01 am

Thanks for General Zod, first of all. I mean, we are all geeks here. So. You knew that was coming.

I'm one of five people on the planet who liked Superman 2 better than the original. Just because I loved the idea of a three on one Kryptonian throwdown. And Stamp is the guy who sold it.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

Of course, he's done plenty beyond that. My favorite in recent memory is Steven Soderbergh's little seen The Limey. I couldn't find the bit online where he gets kicked out of a place and stomped a bit, then has them say hello to his very little friend (which I loved), but after the break is another bit that's almost as good. Sorry for the subtitles.

(more...)

Categorized as: Events
Comments: None



A loving cup! Of coffee!
We accept you, one of us...


Google Search:
Needcoffee Web
Amazon Search:


Support Need Coffee.

Site Stuff
  • Contact the Loonies
  • Support the Loonies
  •  Subscribe in a reader
  • Get our updates via e-mail!
  • Manage newsletter subscription
  • Privacy Policy and Site Terms of Use
  • WordPress

  • Credits and Copyright
    All content © 1997-present by One Tusk Productions. Some rights reserved.
    Translation? What is This?