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Pimp That Snack: The Creme Egg That Ate Toledo
Posted on 04.12.07 by Widge @ 4:11 pm

I don't know why the maniacs who post at Pimp That Snack amuse me so. Maybe it's just because they truly embody the principle "Nothing exceeds like excess." Take for example this version of a Cadbury Creme Egg, so big you'd think it was filled not with creme, but that stuff from Food of the Gods. I mean, seriously, look how the regular sized creme eggs worship it like a god. That's just freaky, man.

Found via Neatorama.

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27 Second Review: Ben and Jerry's Cinnamon Buns Ice Cream
Posted on 04.04.07 by Widge @ 9:43 pm

Ben and Jerry's Cinnamon Buns Ice Cream

Review: It's like a street gang comprised entirely of Cinnabons ambushed you on a cold night, dragged you into an alleyway and took your wallet, leaving you for dead. But all of that in a positive, tasty and addictive sort of way.

Calories: Enough to power a baby elephant for two days. In each spoonful.

Time: 13 seconds.

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After This Candy, Your Kids Will Beg For Broccoli
Posted on 02.01.07 by Widge @ 8:57 pm

Over at Cotton and Sand, they've turned their twisted headspace into a candy factory from hell. Sure, the idea of Seafood Gumbo Reese's Cups is extremely nasty (but we can't prosecute them for that!), but you start to get to true genius when they reveal the Hershey's Breast Milk Chocolate:

...we can either choose to merely suckle at the teat of life or dive headfirst into the cleavage of this world and let it knock us around with its giant breasts and enjoy the ride.

Uh-oh. I just woke up B-Naut.

Found via Neatorama.

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Grizzly Man's Armor Upsets His Competitors
Posted on 01.18.07 by Widge @ 9:26 pm

Troy Hurtubise, the bear-suit guy who has recently gotten back in the news for creating a low-cost suit of Halo-esque armor, is getting all the spotlight. But let's take a moment to look at one of the people who was running with the idea in a different direction. There on the right you see the creator of the meat suit, which while it wouldn't stop bullets and doesn't come with its own solar-powered fresh air system, it can be grilled up nicely if you're stranded out in the field. And...what?

Oh, it's a performance art thing instead by artist Zhang Huan? Oh. Well. Never mind.

Huan found via We Make Money Not Art.

Categorized as: Food and Stimuli
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Helms Deep in Candy: The Big Fat Sweet Sweet Sugary Kill
Posted on 01.17.07 by Widge @ 4:37 am

This is insane. I mean truly certifiable. Somebody went and recreated the battle of Helms Deep in candy. Gummy Bear orcs, Tootsie Pop siege engines, and blood and carnage provided by red Nerds and licorice rope.

And finally, just like he said he would, Gandalf comes to the rescue. If you look closely you can see him with a wizard's staff just wrecking shit in the middle of orcs who are getting fucking pwnt. Pwnt is Ent-speak for owned.

Pure tooth-rotting genius. Plenty of pics for you to marvel at here.

Found via Boing Boing.

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