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05.19.07 by Widge @ 2:32 am Quaker has come out with the results of a survey they conducted with kids, showing that 83% of them "think it would be fun to be a pirate." This to celebrate the return of Jean LaFoote (no doubt because we summoned him back from the Phantom Zone via the Film Fests like we did with another nefarious food-shilling creature of evil). The commercial is to remind you who the hell he is, naturally. There's also some good news for those of us who fear that childhood imagination is dead these days: According to the survey, nine out of 10 kids say imagining and creating their own adventures is one of their favorite activities. Categorized as: Food
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05.15.07 by Widge @ 2:41 am  Coming soon to direct-to-DVD release: a sequel to White Noise. This time around, it's not EVP, electronic voice phenomenon, that the dead are using to contact us--it's our breakfast. "Hello World." Once a standard default post for a Wordpress installation, it's now...a clarion call of doom. Or...maybe not. Michael Keaton needs work and I want to help the man out, that's all I know. Regardless, the maniacs at Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories have created a device to toast words and pictures on your...well, your toast. It's only a matter of time before you can get free toast for life if every single slice comes with an advert on it. You know it's coming. Categorized as: Food
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05.11.07 by Widge @ 1:34 am  Headsup, folks. Just received this word: Ice cream aficionados can get their ice cream fix for free on Tuesday, May 15, 2007, thanks to Haagen-Dazs ice cream's first New Flavor Day free cone event. Samples of new flavors of the world's finest, most indulgent ice cream -- Haagen-Dazs Cinnamon Dulce de Leche and Haagen-Dazs Sticky Toffee Pudding -- will be served at any participating Haagen-Dazs shop from 4:00-8:00 p.m. Now I don't know how much a "sample" is considered to be. Later in the press release they refer to "free cones," so YMMV. However, I will tell you from personal experience that Sticky Toffee Pudding ice cream is pret-ty damn good. So if you've got a location nearby, take advantage. Image: Junk Food News. Categorized as: Food and Headsup
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05.05.07 by Widge @ 1:58 am  I must concur: this is a great idea. The West Virginia Surf Report is taking the pics of fast food items as they appear in advertising and putting them side by side with what they look like when actually purchased. No doubt the fast food PR flaks are preparing to tell us that exposure to our grubby little hands makes the sandwiches look like they've been deflated. I mean...Jesus, look at that Arby's Beef n Cheddar there. It looks like it's going to either come lumbering after your children or try to attack Steve McQueen in the basement of a diner, one of the two. Categorized as: Food
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04.24.07 by Widge @ 8:00 pm  Okay, make no mistake: around here, we dig Threadless muchly. We buy way too much stuff from them, honestly. There are, however, people who dig Threadless even more than we do. They're writing songs about shirts and stuff like that. But now it's gone to a whole new level. There's a contest for making cakes based on Threadless shirt art. As an example, we've chosen the entry that basically brings a classic George Carlin joke to life. Categorized as: Food
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