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01.17.07 by Widge @ 1:51 am  Because we believe that nothing exceeds like excess, we bring to your attention the fact that Hardee's has spawned a new massive breakfast offering: the Monster Biscuit. "We found that a big part of the success of our Monster Thickburger a few years ago was the basic combination of meat and cheese...and more meat and more cheese," said Brad Haley, Hardee's executive vice president of marketing. That's right...because the best condiment when it comes to beastflesh...is more beastflesh. I'm sure people will be in an uproar about this and try to pressure Hardee's into getting rid of it for your protection (since you're too dumb to pick your own food) so enjoy it while you can. Categorized as: Food
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01.17.07 by Widge @ 12:47 am  Yes, that's right. Not even death can save you from being a pitchman. Orville Redenbacher was CG-resurrected for a new popcorn ad. It aired on the Golden Globes so maybe it's on YouTube, but I'm sure as hell not going to go looking for it. The still is creepy enough as it stands. Apparently ConAgra is the company behind this decision, but my inside sources tell me that ConAgra was recently acquired clandestinely by some company called The Umbrella Corporation? I dunno, it rings a bell, but I can't quite place it... Categorized as: Food
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01.08.07 by Widge @ 10:19 pm  That seems to be the point behind Frankie Flood's work here, in which he creates badass works of art that not only will slice up your pizza nicely, but also can combine to form Voltron. Sweet. Categorized as: Food
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01.04.07 by Widge @ 10:40 pm  Mark Frauenfelder, one of the head BoingBoingologists and author of The World's Worst, went to the Bazaar Bizarre craft show in December and took a pic of the cake that all the Constant Readers of this site will want for their next birthday. For the full pic and more, check it out here. Mark posted it to Boing Boing here. Categorized as: Food
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10.29.06 by Widge @ 11:44 pm  Well, I'm not too sad about having missed out on the 299 limited edition numbered bits of Blair's 2006 Halloween Reserve Hot Sauce. Topped off with a skull and some lovely orange wax, it's a little too hot for me, mind you. Although...dunno, maybe a drop of it in a bigass bowl of chili. But alas, they've already sold out. And the special Halloween Mega Death was only available at their store. Probably for the best. For my own self protection, no doubt. Categorized as: Food
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