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10.29.06 by Widge @ 1:17 am  Check out this post over at the wonderfully-named Not Martha that shows you how to use little cakes like Twinkies and Ding Dongs and whatnot and turn them into spiders. Quick and dirty Halloween cakes--just add legs and eyes. Categorized as: Food
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10.28.06 by Widge @ 5:47 am  Why didn't we think of this? Zombie-themed hot sauces! Brilliant! They have a Fleshfeast trilogy of hot sauces plus a green hot sauce called Ghoul Drool. There's also spices known as the Bone Shaker blend. You can even buy the whole lot in a cedar coffin packed with Spanish moss and with some maggots thrown in the mix! Frea-king wicked. I wish I had found this ahead of time. I could have used some extra hot sauce to keep me awake during the majority of Orgy of the Dead. Jesus, what a terrible flick. I've never been so bored with ninety minutes of topless women in my entire life. I digress. Check out the hot sauces and more at HauntedHotSauce.com. Found via Boing Boing. Categorized as: Food
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10.26.06 by Widge @ 12:33 am  First of all, the site is called They're Coming, as in "They're coming to get you, Barbara." So they win points for that outright. But then they post a how-to for making a cake of a severed arm being dined upon by rats? Genius. And if you look at the steps, it's pretty involved. Me I'd be happy if I had the talent necessary to take a picture of my arm and then print it on one of those edible label things and stick it to the top of a cake. Categorized as: Food
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10.25.06 by Widge @ 10:57 am  Chocablog points us to this quite righteous looking cockroach cake. I'm sure you would want this for your Halloween buffet, but as they point out: alas, no recipe. Now if you really wanted to freak someone right the hell out, you'd put it on an RC car base so you could wheel it out from the kitchen on its own. Of course, that might earn it a boot right in the middle of its back--so hmm. Scratch that. Categorized as: Food
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10.13.06 by Widge @ 6:53 am  My brain just rebels at the very thought of this. There's eating and drinking in a self-destructive manner, and then there's doing so that could take out the person next to you as well. This definitely comes in the latter category:
Okay, folks. I run this website. I have so much caffeine and sugar in my system that I sometimes take caffeine to relax so I can go to sleep when my body finally does rebel and says, "Sleep or we're going to defenestrate ourselves and take you with us." And even I find this abhorrent. When you've gone past my limits, then you've achieved something truly diabolical. Holy crap. Categorized as: Food
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