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01.17.07 by Widge @ 4:37 am  This is insane. I mean truly certifiable. Somebody went and recreated the battle of Helms Deep in candy. Gummy Bear orcs, Tootsie Pop siege engines, and blood and carnage provided by red Nerds and licorice rope. And finally, just like he said he would, Gandalf comes to the rescue. If you look closely you can see him with a wizard's staff just wrecking shit in the middle of orcs who are getting fucking pwnt. Pwnt is Ent-speak for owned. Pure tooth-rotting genius. Plenty of pics for you to marvel at here. Categorized as: Food
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01.17.07 by Widge @ 1:51 am  Because we believe that nothing exceeds like excess, we bring to your attention the fact that Hardee's has spawned a new massive breakfast offering: the Monster Biscuit. "We found that a big part of the success of our Monster Thickburger a few years ago was the basic combination of meat and cheese...and more meat and more cheese," said Brad Haley, Hardee's executive vice president of marketing. That's right...because the best condiment when it comes to beastflesh...is more beastflesh. I'm sure people will be in an uproar about this and try to pressure Hardee's into getting rid of it for your protection (since you're too dumb to pick your own food) so enjoy it while you can. Categorized as: Food
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01.17.07 by Widge @ 12:47 am  Yes, that's right. Not even death can save you from being a pitchman. Orville Redenbacher was CG-resurrected for a new popcorn ad. And he's lodged firmly in the Uncanny Valley, if you know what I mean. It aired on the Golden Globes so maybe it's on YouTube, but I'm sure as hell not going to go looking for it. The still is creepy enough as it stands. Apparently ConAgra is the company behind this decision, but my inside sources tell me that ConAgra was recently acquired clandestinely by some company called The Umbrella Corporation? I dunno, it rings a bell, but I can't quite place it... Categorized as: Food
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01.08.07 by Widge @ 10:19 pm  That seems to be the point behind Frankie Flood's work here, in which he creates badass works of art that not only will slice up your pizza nicely, but also can combine to form Voltron. Sweet. Categorized as: Food
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01.04.07 by Widge @ 10:40 pm  Mark Frauenfelder, one of the head BoingBoingologists and author of The World's Worst, went to the Bazaar Bizarre craft show in December and took a pic of the cake that all the Constant Readers of this site will want for their next birthday. For the full pic and more, check it out here. Mark posted it to Boing Boing here. Categorized as: Food
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