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Blair's 2006 Halloween Reserve Hot Sauce
Posted on 10.29.06 by Widge @ 11:44 pm

Well, I'm not too sad about having missed out on the 299 limited edition numbered bits of Blair's 2006 Halloween Reserve Hot Sauce. Topped off with a skull and some lovely orange wax, it's a little too hot for me, mind you. Although...dunno, maybe a drop of it in a bigass bowl of chili. But alas, they've already sold out. And the special Halloween Mega Death was only available at their store. Probably for the best. For my own self protection, no doubt.

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Halloween Cakes So Good They'll Scuttle Right Off Your Plate
Posted on 10.29.06 by Widge @ 1:17 am

Halloween cakes

Check out this post over at the wonderfully-named Not Martha that shows you how to use little cakes like Twinkies and Ding Dongs and whatnot and turn them into spiders. Quick and dirty Halloween cakes--just add legs and eyes.

Found via Slashfood.

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Zombie Hot Sauce: Send Some to Your Aunt Alicia
Posted on 10.28.06 by Widge @ 5:47 am
Fleshfeast 2 Hot Sauce

Why didn't we think of this? Zombie-themed hot sauces! Brilliant! They have a Fleshfeast trilogy of hot sauces plus a green hot sauce called Ghoul Drool. There's also spices known as the Bone Shaker blend. You can even buy the whole lot in a cedar coffin packed with Spanish moss and with some maggots thrown in the mix! Frea-king wicked.

I wish I had found this ahead of time. I could have used some extra hot sauce to keep me awake during the majority of Orgy of the Dead. Jesus, what a terrible flick. I've never been so bored with ninety minutes of topless women in my entire life.

I digress.

Check out the hot sauces and more at HauntedHotSauce.com. Found via Boing Boing.

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I'd Give My Left Arm For a Wicked Looking Cake
Posted on 10.26.06 by Widge @ 12:33 am

Bloody arm cake

First of all, the site is called They're Coming, as in "They're coming to get you, Barbara." So they win points for that outright. But then they post a how-to for making a cake of a severed arm being dined upon by rats? Genius. And if you look at the steps, it's pretty involved. Me I'd be happy if I had the talent necessary to take a picture of my arm and then print it on one of those edible label things and stick it to the top of a cake.

Found via MAKE Blog.

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Nummy: Cockroach Cake
Posted on 10.25.06 by Widge @ 10:57 am

Cockroach cake

Chocablog points us to this quite righteous looking cockroach cake. I'm sure you would want this for your Halloween buffet, but as they point out: alas, no recipe.

Now if you really wanted to freak someone right the hell out, you'd put it on an RC car base so you could wheel it out from the kitchen on its own.

Of course, that might earn it a boot right in the middle of its back--so hmm. Scratch that.

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