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Muppecakes!
Posted on 01.13.08 by Widge @ 4:42 am

Furry Muppet Cupcakes

Our love of all things classic Muppets is second only to our unhealthy obsession with zombies. So we rejoice in these furry monster cupcakes, which Evil Mad Scientist Labs took a step further and dubbed "Mupcakes," an allusion, of course, to this.

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The Bride's Cake is The Bride
Posted on 01.09.08 by Widge @ 1:41 pm

Chidi Ogbuta of Allen, Texas gets a cake that looks like her

Coming in February to the Food Network, it's the new Culinary Masters of Horror line of TV movies. A pair of twins, who want the same man, come to a bitter and sweet end...find out what happens when Willy Wonka meets House of Wax. That's right, it's John Carpenter's HOUSE OF CAKE. The two taglines being used for promotion are "Here Comes the Bride...and a knife to serve her with!" and "This red velvet tastes a little funny..."

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Or, you know, it could just be a woman who got a wedding cake that looks like her. But which sounds more interesting?

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If Irwin Allen Designed Wedding Cakes...
Posted on 12.16.07 by Widge @ 9:40 pm

Disaster wedding cake

I'm just trying to figure out who this would be a good fit for. FX crew members? Stunt coordinators? Jerry Bruckheimer? Who?

Found via cribcandy.

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No More Entries, Please--2007's Best Cake is Here
Posted on 11.28.07 by Widge @ 1:04 am

Custom cake from Wal-Mart

This is a thing of such beauty, that I can't say anything but point you to it. It even took me a few seconds to grasp what had transpired, it's so perfect.

Found via Neatorama.

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Thanksgiving: Our Sexy Bird
Posted on 11.22.07 by Widge @ 11:42 pm

Welcome, friends! Dressing up innocent food in thongs is only the beginning of our madness--subscribe to our feed and never miss a single bit of the fun!

One of our favorite local restaurants is having a "Sexy Bird Contest," where you have to prepare your turkey and send in a picture, and the prize for the winner of sexiest bird is a nice bottle of wine.

Our turkey, strumpet that she is, is shown below. Her name is Vickie, because referring to "the body" and "the carcass" put Thespia in the mind of a Law & Order episode, in which they keep referring to victim's body as "The Vic." But because our turkey was a hen, she decided to call her Vickie.

Vickie was delicious.

Vickie, the sexy turkey

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