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Duck Duck...Doom!
Posted on 08.28.05 by Widge @ 5:19 am
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Somebody took the old Duck Hunt game and mashed it up with Doom. Now with this game you can have the satisfaction of blowing the duck to composite atoms with the Doom rocket launcher, leaving nothing for the dog to hold up. But as the MetaFilter post we got this from notes, you still can't shoot that goddamn dog.

Siege is going to love this.

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Headsup: Gaming Going to the Dogs
Posted on 08.23.05 by Doc @ 11:10 pm
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With the opening volley in the next generation console wars just over the horizon, the release schedule has been a little thin over the summer. Outside of some excellent niche games, it's been downright bare. This week is little exception, but it does bring with it one marquee title that is already being heralded as the killer app for the new Nintendo DS handheld: Nintendogs.

The basic concept is fairly similar to Neopets or Pokemon games -- train your pet, keep it happy, and then, if you want, let it compete for prizes in dog shows. The game is released in three different forms, each one containing six breeds of dog, and rumors are already circulating that additional carts will be released with more breeds further down the line. The game's lifelike graphics and open-ended gameplay make for an interesting new wrinkle on the "digital pet" idea. It's unclear to me if every copy of the game contains all eighteen breeds, or if you would need to sync up wirelessly with other players to unlock the additional breeds, but either way, the six breeds provided should allow for plenty of options. Nintendo's aiming squarely at the "non-gamer" market with this one, and if early signs are any indication, Nintendogs will push more handhelds than any other title going.

The latest installment in the Advance Wars series, Advance Wars: Dual Strike, hits the DS this week, bringing a collective cheer from the tactical RPG set. Previous games in the series have provided serious game-play bang for the buck, so if handheld strategy is your thing, rejoice. For the GBA, there's a host of Milton Bradley board games and old school videogame classics (think Yar's Revenge and Pong) available this week, but for the price, I'd pick 'em up used. Had they condensed more titles onto each cartridge, it would have been an instant must-buy, but at three games each and a half-dozen cartridges, I just don't need digital board games or nostalgia Atari goodness that badly.

So what is there on the street this week if you like your gaming platforms in the full console size? Precious damned little, alas. 187 Ride or Die provides some racing combat action, but with Burnout Revenge and Full Auto not too far off, I've got a feeling this one won't be a classic for the ages. Beat Down: Fists of Vengeance just looks like a bad knockoff of the hugely popular Def Jam: Fight for New York. There's also a rehash rerelease of a couple of installments of King of Fighters *yawn*.

The only shining gem for consoles this week is Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction. With a wide-open destructible environment, it takes the best of last year's high-quality Spider-Man title, and then hands you a mean, green engine of property damage to play with. The early demo was hellacious fun, and I can't imagine the full version is any different. The only other title that might be worth looking into is the officially licensed World Series of Poker game, but with a handful of poker games out there already, most folks that want such a thing already have it. On the upside, the licensed version streets for $29.99.

PC gamers? Suck it. Nothing whatsoever of note for you this time around. I think there's a sequel to Big Mutha Truckers or something. Buy a console next time the new hotness demands a videocard upgrade, and you won't have this problem any more.

Buy Nintendogs: Chihuahua from Amazon.
Buy Nintendogs: Dachshund from Amazon.
Buy Nintendogs: Labrador Retriever from Amazon.
Buy Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction for the PS2 from Amazon.
Buy Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction for the Xbox from Amazon.
Buy Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction for the GameCube from Amazon.

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Doom: The Ultimate Yardstick
Posted on 08.13.05 by Widge @ 8:40 pm
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This is getting out of hand. Which is just like we like it.

Now "It Plays Doom" has gone from a certification to an entire website. I really want to see somebody running Doom on a goat's brain. Don't you?

Found via Gizmodo.

In related news, Quake 3's source code is going to be released. I tremble with fear at what madness this will unleash.

That pointer from Gadgetopia.

Also previously: Wolfenstein on a calculator.

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This Just In: Delta Force: Black Hawk Down
Posted on 08.10.05 by Widge @ 12:54 am
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And so today we've got two versions of Delta Force: Black Hawk Down from Novalogic, taking you and putting you in the middle of the 1993 conflict in Somalia. What both versions have going for them is sixteen single player missions developed with the aid of former spec ops soldiers, multiplayer battles out the yin yang, cooperative play using split screens for up to four people, AI teammates that can recognize your voice commands, craploads of weapons that you can change-up during play and sweet in-play graphics.

The PlayStation 2 version plays across your broadband to let you involve up to 32 players. The Xbox version will allow up to 50 players. Egad. Badass military gameplay that involves you and everybody in your neighborhood too. Gotta like it.

For more info, check out the game's official site.

Buy the PS2 version from Amazon.
Buy the Xbox version from Amazon.

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Imagine an Imp in Silhouette Jamming While Wearing White Earbuds
Posted on 08.07.05 by Widge @ 9:20 pm
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Okay, now that's just freaky and wrong somehow in a way I can't explain: they've ported Doom to the iPod. And it's apparently playable. Kinda.

Found via Engadget.

Update: Now Gizmodo has a certification graphic for such things. Nice.

Previously: Wolfenstein on a calculator.

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