Category - Gear

Voltron, Defender of Your Arches

You’ll forgive me if I’m a bit gabberflasted by this: Voltron shoes. And not just Voltron shoes like those cartoon-themed shoes you’d wear back in the 80s, these are...

Skynet Camouflage Jacket!

One day, Skynet will rise. We know this. You know this. However, there might be a bit of time in there, right at the start, before the whole thing goes to hell. In the event that you...

Quilts for Grandma

Is anybody else on that list? You know: the mailing list where you get an endless wave of tacky, tacky catalogues filled with crap that, no matter how hard you soul search, you...

Ash Says, “I Coulda Hadda V8!”

That’s right, folks. If you’re going up against some serious zombie hordes, your ordinary chainsaw might not do the trick. If that’s the case, then why not hook one...

Octopus Costume for Kids: Go Podlets!

While ScottC presented this as a way to dress your kid up as a baby Cthulhu, unfortunately they only come in pink and blue. Surely there would be a way to dye the thing a dark...

Doctor Grordbort’s Rayguns From WETA

I swear to Buddha, WETA is going to drive geeks to a life of crime. When we first mentioned these gorgeous works of art, we were bracing ourselves for a massive price tag. But $690?