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James Bond Gets a Very Different Sort of Weapon in "Casino Royale"
Posted on 05.05.06 by Widge @ 3:48 pm
Teddy bear gun

I think this didn't make it into the shooting script:

Q: Well, you see, 007, this may look ridiculous but the teddy bear actually explodes upon impact. These have been known to put fist-sized holes into armored-plated vehicles.

BOND: Hmmm. All right, Q, I'll...take your word for it.

(BOND leaves.)

Q: (snickering) Everyone! Everyone! He believed it!

(ALL laugh.)

M: I wish I could see the look on his face when he tries that on a tank.

Okay, we're lying bastards. It's really a teddy bear gun you use at Japanese wedding receptions.

Yeah, I know. The Bond thing seems more plausible. Found via Gizmodo.

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My First Zombie!
Posted on 11.07.05 by Widge @ 1:05 pm
My Pet Zombie

Awesome! Want your own pet zombie without having the pain in the ass process to go through of, you know, conditioning one a la Dr. Logan/Frankenstein? My Pet Zombies is here to help you:

Life-Size semi poseable "My Pet Zombies" with metal armature comes complete with Bust, Hands, Body Form, complete costume including belt, socks and shoes, and stand ready for any graveyard, Living dead scene, or anywhere you see fit to display your Zombie. Beautifully detailed and ready to devour anything in their paths. Each Zombie comes complete with a limited edition "Death (adoption) Certificate".

Most come in either a "Fresh Meat" or "Spoiled Rotten" finish, depending on how ripe you like your zombie. They are sweet looking, but expensive: wonder if we could get a review sample. Bwha-haha.

Found via Boing Boing.

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Goth-Friendly TP on the Way
Posted on 09.30.05 by Widge @ 3:38 pm

Okay, this is really getting out of hand. First we have a black iPod. Then we have a black Sidekick. Now...black toilet paper?

For God's sake, stop making everything black just because you think that folks like me will buy it.

Because...you're...you're right. And it's exploitative. And I'm weak. Because I want to try this stuff. You big bullies. *sniff* God forgive me.

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If This Had Been Around When We Were Kids...
Posted on 08.23.05 by Widge @ 1:48 am

...then Needcoffee.com probably never would have happened.

That's right, it's the Thudguard.

I have the sudden urge to go watch Parenthood. "And I'm the one in therapy!"

Found via Strange New Products.

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Start Telling Santa About This Right Now
Posted on 08.22.05 by Widge @ 7:32 pm

We've mentioned this before on the Gabfest, but we're pleased to announce that, no, really, you can buy this kickass knife holder. It even comes with the knives! More sharp pointy things in your home! Can you dig it?

Check out the whole saga at Gizmodo.

Update: Now for sale at ThinkGeek.

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