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Colosso sent in by Artist in Residence Rox.

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Now That's a Knife.
Posted on 07.20.08 by Widge @ 5:03 pm

This is a knife that once inserted injects supercooled gas into the target, designed to freeze and rupture internal organs. Wait, here, they explain it in cooler language than I can:

This weapon injects a freezing cold ball of compressed gas, approximately the size of a basketball, at 800psi nearly instantly. The effects of this injection will drop many of the world's largest land predators.

They designed this thing to work on land or in the water. So watch as they test this thing against one of the most vicious land predators.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

So what have we learned? That the Wasp Knife is effective against watermelons but only one at a time. If you get cornered by a sarong of watermelons (the technical term for a pack of watermelons) then you're fucked and won't have time to reload. The second watermelon here was obviously sedated, otherwise it would have had the guy's face off before he could get the new canister in place.

Found via Zombiegeddon.

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SumoSac Review
Posted on 07.16.08 by Widge @ 11:40 pm

SumoSac

So a couple of years ago we were graced with Sumo and Otto, the giant beanbag pillow and accompanying ottoman, that you could use to lounge about. Now it turns out that Sumo has gone after their beanbags with the comfy stick and beaten them severely. Not only have they walloped them so hard that they're softer now, the poor things have swollen and are ginormous.

Allow me to explain. This new version is called the SumoSac. And I wrote that entire first paragraph knowing that it would take you that long to get all of the obvious jokes out of your mind, and you know they're obvious if I'm letting you tell them to yourself and not going there.

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Toscano of the Living Dead
Posted on 07.09.08 by Widge @ 5:29 am

Toscano Zombie

Okay, so everybody keeps sending me this zombie, which apparently is for sale at Toscano. Toscano is my second-favorite catalog after Hammacher Schlemmer. Because 99% of the stuff in there is just so over the top. I will say that I will make heavy use of them when I finally get my Safari Room.

Anyway, while I appreciate the concept of a lawn zombie, apart from the grey complexion of this individual, there's nothing particularly zombie about him. He could just as well have been a guy living in a black and white subterranean world who just clawed his way to the surface and is freaked to find that either the world above is in color or that Legend Films got a hold of his home.

Granted, "zombie" is a much simpler, Occam-friendly solution. But I dunno, he looks a lot like me when I greet the Dayball on those rare occasions I leave the Technocave. Maybe I'm too close to this.

Found via Boing Boing and the many people who sent it over.

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