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张贴在08.09.08由Widge @ 7:11 pm
关于此的评论： 无。 增加您自己。 如此我们在TechnoCave的附上复合图书馆里四周寻找一张时髦的新的桌有。 这我们发现了的一些材料。 曾经是SunTable是您牺牲某人对您的选择太阳神的事。 但那是被启迪的年龄。 除非那个神有一份许可证和适当地被收税，他们那些日子不会让您牺牲某人对太阳神。 完全痛苦在协会。 然而--今天 SunTable 可能仍然是一件好事。 检查这：  多么精采的是那？ 而不是涉及Dayball，推挤这事外部让它吸收一些电池汁液，扯拽它里面，在太阳落下之后，研究您的膝上计算机与它! 优秀! 并且，当您发火时您的窗口该死的景色决定了您的拷贝不是合法的，即使它和有用地设法锁您在您自己该死的计算机外面，您能交换入景色方式：  $2200. 春天装货它如此您的膝上计算机获取空气额外。 通过Cribcandy发现。 更多在断裂以后。
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张贴在08.06.08由Widge @ 2:06上午
关于此的评论： 一。 增加您自己。  显示，那没什么再超出象剩余，夫人，并且绅士，我提出Colosso--手表那费用$550K。 是，那是K。 它来与转动“在本机或格林维志时间时间的微小的地球”。 我们同意与 Watchismo时间: 这真实地是一个政券恶棍的手表。 虽然，诚实地，为那个价格它需要来不仅与一只白色猫，但以整个幽灵组织作为特点。 实际上，他们应该能任意流行在手表外面。 我意味，为了基督的缘故， $550K将填装一辆平均微型货车的煤气罐! 如此我开始想知道： 那是相当昂贵的…，但什么是最昂贵的手表--一定那是SRP为那块手表，但比那必须有更加昂贵那些。 Forbes帮助了我在回答那个问题. 这$5百万和一块skoche手表从是次要昂贵的在他们的名单的1989年。 并且诚实地，近变成四倍价格在Colosso为我是足够好。 通过其余那个幻灯节目确定您轻碰。 它是印象深刻的在它的滑稽。 But that $5 million watch? No wrist rockets. To hell with that crap. And the $11 million watch is called the Supercomplication. For $11 million goddamn dollars, it better be the Supereasyasgreasedhell. What kind of fool pays that money for something complicated? Yes, I know--that was rhetorical. Colosso sent in by Artist in Residence Rox. Categorized as: Gear
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Posted on 07.20.08 by Widge @ 5:03 pm
Comments on this: just one. Add your own. This is a knife that once inserted injects supercooled gas into the target, designed to freeze and rupture internal organs. Wait, here, they explain it in cooler language than I can: This weapon injects a freezing cold ball of compressed gas, approximately the size of a basketball, at 800psi nearly instantly. The effects of this injection will drop many of the world's largest land predators. They designed this thing to work on land or in the water. So watch as they test this thing against one of the most vicious land predators. Direct link for the feedreaders. So what have we learned? That the Wasp Knife is effective against watermelons but only one at a time. If you get cornered by a sarong of watermelons (the technical term for a pack of watermelons) then you're fucked and won't have time to reload. The second watermelon here was obviously sedated, otherwise it would have had the guy's face off before he could get the new canister in place. Categorized as: Gear
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Posted on 07.16.08 by Widge @ 11:40 pm
Comments on this: 2 so far. Add your own.  So a couple of years ago we were graced with Sumo and Otto, the giant beanbag pillow and accompanying ottoman, that you could use to lounge about. Now it turns out that Sumo has gone after their beanbags with the comfy stick and beaten them severely. Not only have they walloped them so hard that they're softer now, the poor things have swollen and are ginormous. Allow me to explain. This new version is called the SumoSac. And I wrote that entire first paragraph knowing that it would take you that long to get all of the obvious jokes out of your mind, and you know they're obvious if I'm letting you tell them to yourself and not going there. Categorized as: Gear and Reviews
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Posted on 07.09.08 by Widge @ 5:29 am
Comments on this: none yet. Add your own.  Okay, so everybody keeps sending me this zombie, which apparently is for sale at Toscano. Toscano is my second-favorite catalog after Hammacher Schlemmer. Because 99% of the stuff in there is just so over the top. I will say that I will make heavy use of them when I finally get my Safari Room. Anyway, while I appreciate the concept of a lawn zombie, apart from the grey complexion of this individual, there's nothing particularly zombie about him. He could just as well have been a guy living in a black and white subterranean world who just clawed his way to the surface and is freaked to find that either the world above is in color or that Legend Films got a hold of his home. Granted, "zombie" is a much simpler, Occam-friendly solution. But I dunno, he looks a lot like me when I greet the Dayball on those rare occasions I leave the Technocave. Maybe I'm too close to this. Found via Boing Boing and the many people who sent it over. Categorized as: Gear
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