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Death Star Subwoofer: This Technological Terror They've Constructed
Posted on 12.17.06 by Widge @ 11:45 pm

Death Star Subwoofer

I think B-Naut could use a couple of these things on stage, personally.

Found via MAKE Blog.

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Toy Story 3 Will Bring Pixar Trilogy to Tragic End
Posted on 12.01.06 by Widge @ 2:21 am
Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, totally blinged out

Plot points for Pixar's upcoming Toy Story 3 have finally come to light. Although previous rumors have stated that the script would involve our heroes, Buzz and Woody, finally going to the equivalent of a toy paradise, recent script drafts have revealed that post-Disney deal the story is taking a decidedly different turn.

"We're all huge fans of Godfather 3 here at Pixar," a spokesperson said. "So just as that trilogy showed the unraveling of an empire, our third film will show what happens when the toys become bloated with their own Hollywood success and overconsume."

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Badass Ghostbuster Costume for Halloween: Slime Sold Separately
Posted on 10.10.06 by Widge @ 2:33 am

Homemade Ghostbusters costume

Be sure to check out this how-to on building your own Ghostbuster costume. And we mean building the whole thing: the pack, the proton wand, the trap, and the goggles. And when you get all that assembled you can celebrate Halloween by roasting marshmallows over the burning copies of Ghostbusters 2 on the grill in your backyard.

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Solo, Jabba Wants You for His Queso Dish
Posted on 10.09.06 by Widge @ 7:16 am

Han Solo queso dish

This is kinda cool: it's a how-to for creating a Han Solo frozen in carbonite with a side of queso. As the creator mentions, you can do whatever...I think you should have a set of them: one for queso, one for the vegetable tray, and one for the cucumber sandwiches.

Or even better, you could do a variation on this that's a salsa dish where the salsa is served out of the mouth of one of the faces on Kirby's Source Wall. Now we're talking a party, people!
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WETA Originals' Rayguns: Marvin the Martian is Drooling
Posted on 08.26.06 by Widge @ 7:01 am
WETA original rayguns

WETA Originals has launched a line of antique prop rayguns that could very easily be the wet dream of anyone who loves pulp sci-fi. That one we've got pictured is the Manmelter 3600ZX Sub-Atomic Disintegrator Pistol.

All three are truly badass, and the site they've launched to promote this new line is worth checking out just for the humor involved. Sadly, no word yet on prices (I'll bet it's around the worth of a human kidney or something) or a release date. So start making out your Xmas list now.
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Silicone Zoo Animal Rubber Bands
Posted on 06.25.06 by Dindrane @ 9:36 pm
Animal rubber bands

Ever wanted your very own flamingo to hold those loose pages securely in a book? A hippo to slingshot at your annoying officemates? Or just a rhino to chew on when things get tough? Well now you can have all three and more with Kawaii Corner's Silicone Zoo Rubber Bands. Safe down to 40 below zero and up to almost 400, these animal-shaped rubberbands can be stretched, used, and stretched again, but will still return to their friendly, animalistic shapes. You know you want them!

Just be sure to read the Very Important Rules for long animal life, especially #9.

While you're there, check around for all kinds of other stuff to buy me. Um, I mean, to buy for yourself. Yeah. Especially Batz Maru, because "you" really, really like him.
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Goth-Friendly TP on the Way
Posted on 09.30.05 by Widge @ 3:38 pm

Okay, this is really getting out of hand. First we have a black iPod. Then we have a black Sidekick. Now...black toilet paper?

For God's sake, stop making everything black just because you think that folks like me will buy it.

Because...you're...you're right. And it's exploitative. And I'm weak. Because I want to try this stuff. You big bullies. *sniff* God forgive me.

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Start Telling Santa About This Right Now
Posted on 08.22.05 by Widge @ 7:32 pm

We've mentioned this before on the Gabfest, but we're pleased to announce that, no, really, you can buy this kickass knife holder. It even comes with the knives! More sharp pointy things in your home! Can you dig it?

Check out the whole saga at Gizmodo.

Update: Now for sale at ThinkGeek.

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