Posted on 11.20.07 by Widge @ 7:18 am张贴于11.20.07由widge @上午07时18分  For those of you who think Fire in the Sky is a documentary, you might be a bit concerned about how to get back home after you've been abducted by big-eyed extraterrestrials.对于那些你认为谁的火灾中的天空是一部纪录片，你可能是一个有点关心的是如何得到回家乡后，您被绑架的大眼睛的外星人。 The那个 Location Earth Dog Tag地球的位置狗标记 is supposed to help you get over that, sporting info on how the aliens can drop you back on Earth:是帮助您获得超过，体育信息就如何外国人可以下降，您回到地球上： Engraved with several methods of locating Earth in the Galaxy, an alien pilot does not need to understand any human language to use this information. 刻有几种方法定位地球在银河系中，外国人的试点，并不需要了解任何人使用的语言这方面的资料。 The mathematical location of Earth in relation to several important pulsars is represented by the radial diagram. 数学的位置，地球在有关的几个重要的脉冲星是代表径向图。 Now, first of all, the radial diagram looks to me like a high level on Missile Command, so I dunno about that.现在，首先，径向图看来，我就像一个高层次的关于导弹指挥，所以我dunno约。 And second of all, if you do get snatched, and you find yourself in the clutches of the Horde or the Brood, you keep that goddamn thing under your shirt, you hear?和第二次所有，如果您获得抢去，您会发现自己在魔掌的horde ，或育雏，你保持goddamn的事，在你的上衣，你听到吗？ Take one for the team.采取一队。 Categorized as:归类为： Gear齿轮 |
Posted on 11.02.07 by Widge @ 8:18 am张贴于11.02.07由widge @上午08时18分  Is anybody else on that list?是任何人都对这份名单呢？ You know: the mailing list where you get an endless wave of tacky, tacky catalogues filled with crap that, no matter how hard you soul search, you can't figure out what you bought that triggered your inclusion?您是否知道：邮寄名单您获得源源不断的浪潮tacky ， tacky目录充满crap认为，不管如何努力，你的灵魂，搜索，您可以不出来有什么你买触发列入？ Yeah.嗯。 I'm on that list.我对这一名单。 At least the catalogues can be entertaining.至少目录可以娱乐。 Take a look at this quilt that you can get personalized for your grandmother.采取看看这个棉被，您可以获取个性化，为您的祖母。 It says "Grandma, whenever you touch this heart, you'll know that we love you."它说： “奶奶，只要您接触，这心，您知道，我们爱你” 。 And inside the heart you can put names, presumably names of the grandchildren.和内心你可以把姓名，想必姓名的孙子。 Now that might sound sweet.现在可能声音甜。 It might sound warm, even, and inviting.此举或许让人觉得温暖，甚至，并邀请。 Like it's exactly the sort of thing you might want your grandmother to have across the back of her sofa.喜欢的正是诸如此类的事情，您可能会想要你的祖母，有全国各地回到她的沙发上。 But not so fast.但并非如此之快。 Sure, it starts off innocently enough: she touches the heart, she knows you love her.肯定的是，它开始关闭无辜不够的：她触及心脏，她知道你爱她。 But soon enough, when she's not touching the heart, what will she think?但很快，当她的不是动人的心脏，会有什么，她觉得呢？ She'll find herself carrying the quilt about the house, ensuring that she's got at least a finger on the heart, because the quilt says that what she has to do to know for certain that you love her .她会找到自己携带棉被约内务，以确保她的了，至少用手指对心脏，因为棉被说，她这样做知道肯定对你们也爱她 。 Taking it to bed, taking it into the shower, taking it everywhere lest she doubt for a moment your love.考虑到床，考虑到淋浴，以它无处不在，否则，她无疑是一个时刻，你们的爱。 So is that what you want for your grandmother?所以，就是你想要的祖母？ Is it?是什么呢？ To be a quilted heart junkie ?是一个绗缝心脏junkie ？ You heartless bastards .你无情的杂种 。 Categorized as:归类为： Gear齿轮 |
Posted on 09.30.07 by Widge @ 7:37 pm张贴于09.30.07由widge @下午7时37分  Holy crap,圣crap ， this is the coolest animal-based scarf ever这是最酷的动物为基础的围巾以往任何时候都 . 。 Ever.曾经。 Categorized as:归类为： Gear齿轮 |
Posted on 08.12.07 by Widge @ 3:36 am张贴于08.12.07由widge @上午03时36分  Okay, so it's not enough that I have to drool all over my keyboard whenever the subject of好了，所以没有足够的，我要drool所有超过我的键盘，每当的主题 the WETA rayguns该weta rayguns comes up.来了。 But now,但现在， thanks to Brass Goggles letting us know感谢黄铜眼罩让我们知道 , there's even more fantastic art out there that I'd love to have on hand. ，甚至还有更神奇的艺术，有说，我喜欢有手头上。 We're talking我们正在谈 Raku Ray Guns here raku射线枪在这里 . 。 Check out the Mothra Transmogrifier there.签出摩斯拉transmogrifier有。 Just gorgeous.只是华丽的。 Here's what they have to say for themselves:这里的是什么，他们说自己： Raku Ray Guns are one-of-a-kind ceramic sculptures made by West Magoon. raku射线枪一的一类陶瓷雕塑所作出的西magoon 。 They are inspired by alien technology unearthed at a secret UFO crash site, known only to a tribe of Wyoming Hill People. 他们的灵感Alien技术出土的一个秘密飞碟坠机现场，只知道一个部落的怀俄明州山的人。 Each is named after a classic science fiction author or character. 每个名字命名的经典科幻小说的作者或性格。 They all come with moon crater wall plaques.它们都与月球火山口壁斑块。 Too cool.太酷。 If I ever get the safari room in my house that I want, one of those on the wall would do nicely.如果我以往任何时候都得到Safari的房间在我的房子我想，其中一人在墙上做很好。 Categorized as:归类为： Gear齿轮 |
Posted on 08.07.07 by Widge @ 2:23 pm张贴于08.07.07由widge @下午2时23分  Chazzie-award winner chazzie -奖得主 Neil Gaiman尼尔盖曼 , known around here simply as "The Neil," has a movie based on his stuff coming out this weekend. ，众所周知，在这里只是作为“尼尔” ，有一个电影的基础上，他的东西走出来本周末。 Yes, Stardust opens with a big name cast, big special effects, and the hopes and dreams of millions riding on the notion that Hollywood might manage not to fuck up a Gaiman adaptation.是的， 星尘打开一个很大的名称，演员，大的特殊效果，并希望和梦想，数百万骑在概念，即好莱坞可能是管理不他妈的了一个盖曼适应。 Ahem. ahem 。 No pressure*.没有任何压力*. Anyway, Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab (无论如何，黑凤凰炼金术实验室（ who we've talked about before谁我们已经谈到前 ) is not only an incredible name for a band but also makes "Stardust" and "Good Omens" fragrances. ）不仅是一个不可思议的名称，乐队，但也使“星尘号”和“良好的前兆”香水。 ( Good Omens ? （ 良好的前兆 ？ By Jove, that sounds familiar...!由jove ，听起来很熟悉的... ！ ) ） So anyway , they've got five Stardust fragrances, with names like "Fairy Market" and "Yvaine," and the proceeds go to the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund.因此， 无论如何 ，他们已经得到5星尘号香水，与名称，如“市场童话”和“ yvaine ， ”收益转到漫画法律辩护基金。 If you buy the Good Omens fragrances, you not only help the CBLDF but also orangutans.如果您购买的良好前兆香水，你不仅帮助cbldf ，但也红毛猩猩。 And for the record, these orangutans have nothing to do with comic books to our knowledge and to imply that they wrote Identity Crisis would be an insult to orangutans everywhere.并记录在案，这些红毛猩猩已完全没有与漫画书，以我们的知识和暗示，他们写道身份危机将是一种侮辱猩猩无处不在。 So.因此。 For the full press release, click after the break.为充分新闻稿，按一下后，休息一会。 For their website, click here.为他们的网站，请点击这里。 *--I mean seriously, have you read any of the Sandman movie scripts? *--我的意思是严重的是，有你看过的所有的sandman电影剧本？ You haven't? 你有没有？ Good. 良好的。 Don't. 不。 One took five months off my life. 一上台五个月小康我的生活。 And not the end of my life, either. 而不是结束我的生命，无论是。 I'm talking five months from the middle of 1982. 我说的5个月，来自中东的1982年。 Flat gone. 单位没有了。 Categorized as:归类为： Gear齿轮 |
