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Now Fear This: Widge Gets Some Fever
Posted on 02.19.09 by Widge @ 1:10 am
Cabin Fever Skull

So Brian was AWOL when it came time for this week's episode of Cabin Fever over on Quick Stop. The sixteen people that Aaron had lined up ahead of me to co-host all had to bail, so I got my shot. For whatever it's worth. I hope I was able to keep up the usual level of depraved sickness that people have come to expect from the show. Find it here.

And here's some theme music of my own for it. Just because I dig that mashup rather a lot. And this was a convenient excuse to post it.

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Headsup: Avoid Aliens and Cursed Antiques
Posted on 02.17.09 by Widge @ 4:23 am

There's a lot of stuff coming out each week that people want you to buy. Too much stuff. I'll try and wade through it on your behalf. Enjoy.

Alec Guinness 5-Film Collection DVD cover art
Peter Sellers 5-Film Collection DVD cover art

Lionsgate is essentially re-releasing the contents of the respective collections put out by Anchor Bay (and now discontinued) for both Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, with one exception. First, the Guinness collection is the same five films as before: The Captain's Paradise, Kind Hearts and Coronets, The Ladykillers, The Lavender Hill Mob and The Man in the White Suit with the same lack of features. The Sellers collection was originally a six-film under Anchor Bay, and now it's Carlton-Browne of the F.O., Heavens Above!, I'm All Right Jack, The Smallest Show on Earth and Two-Way Stretch. What's missing is Hoffman. Either set is worth owning, while the Sellers completist will definitely want that box, anyone who doesn't know Alec Guinness' work definitely needs the Guinness set. You can get the six-film version of the Sellers set on Amazon used for a reasonable price. The Guinness set you can snag here.

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Headsup: Bad Fridays, Good Spies and The Cosmos
Posted on 02.17.09 by Widge @ 3:03 am

Friday the 13th Uncut DVD cover art
Friday the 13th: Part 2 DVD cover art
Friday the 13th: Part 3 3-D DVD cover art

One of the things we can at least count on when it comes to remakes and sequels and whatnot is re-releases. Sometimes you score with them; sometimes you don't--it's a mixed bag. Such is the case with the recent threefer of Friday the 13th re-issues. This new "Uncut" version of the first film...we should address the punny moniker first. It's uncut in that's the most egregious example of adding "unrated" footage as a marketing gimmick. Usually we'll see a few minutes--here we've got a few seconds. Fantastic. There's also a commentary cobbled together from various interviews featuring director Sean Cunningham and others involved with the production. That leads us to the reunion, a little over fifteen minutes of a session with folks like makeup guru Tom Savini and "Mrs. Voorhees" Betsy Palmer, then more of the same in another featurette, and then over to a featurette talking just with Cunningham. There's also a head scratcher of a mini-movie sequel...something...called "Lost Tales From Camp Blood," which is carried over onto the Part 2 DVD. On Part 2 as well, you get: a featurette on Crystal Lake Memories, the book about the franchise; a featurette on the attendance at horror conventions by members of the Friday ensemble; and a reunion of Jason actors, doing a Q&A. It's in Part 3 that things get frustrating: the only feature is that it's in 3-D. That's it. They didn't even retain the feature bits, including the commentary, that was on the big boxed set release of Friday films previously.

So do you need these? I think if you're a slasher film junkie the first one might be worthwhile--but then again, you probably already own these. And how much replay factor will you find in the featurettes and commentary? You must decide. The other two...eh. Part 2 tries but Part 3 falls totally short.

Spy Collection Megaset DVD cover art
The Universe Collector's Set DVD cover art

One thing you have to say about the History Channel/A&E folks is that they know how to put together a big hefty box set. They call them megasets for a reason. Two of their most recent are the Spy Collection and the Universe Collector's Set.

Spy Collection is basically, as I said in our contest for it, a big buffet of spy series. You get fifteen episodes of The Champions to start with, which is basically about three U.N. agents who are granted superhuman abilities, so it's like a uber-60s TV version of The Doom Patrol mixed with, well, take your pick of the espionage shows of the day. You get thirteen episodes of The Persuaders, the show that put Tony Curtis and Roger Moore together for a season of international playboys fighting crime. There's twenty-six episodes of The Protectors, the Gerry Andersen series that had Robert Vaughn among its stars--about a trio of detectives who fight the good fight. And lastly, The Prisoner gets four episodes. None of these series are complete, of course, it's just like a major sampling. My only concern about this set is that if you get that many episodes (some of the series it's about half), you've really gone beyond the sampler and into an appetizer for a party of six, if you get my drift. So whether or not you want such a thing, I leave to your judgement. (Click here to buy it from Amazon.)

The Universe Collector's Set is quite complete, though. The centerpiece is the titular series, and that's two seasons of The Universe, and the title pretty much says it all there. It's not the most in-depth series ever, of course--it is The History Channel, and you know what you're getting with them. If you want something more substantial, I'm sure you can find it. This is fourteen discs, of course, so it's no slouch. It also comes with The Planets and How the Earth Was Made. This I feel better about recommending--if it's your bag, of course--because it is complete and you're not left out for certain episodes. While it is still pricey, you are getting a lot of bang for your buck. Good for a house with kids who want to learn. (Click here to buy it from Amazon.)

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Why A Cupid When You Have Black Phoenix
Posted on 02.14.09 by ScottC @ 4:45 am
black phoenix pothon meter

Ah, Valentine's day. A day where we celebrate romance and love. Winged cupids fly through the air delivering arrows of amore to couples running through fields of flowers to the lilting tones of violins...

Oh fuck this shit. You're looking to get laid.

For vampires in the Buffyverse, Halloween is amateur night. For couples who are truly in love, Valentine's Day must truly be the same. This holiday is for those who need an excuse to bribe their insignificant other. If the roses are large enough, the chocolates are fancy enough, and the diamonds are large enough, you are assured no objections when you bend them over the couch and say "I'm gonna do you, bitch."

Now this attitude may seem a bit crude. I think I'm just irritated by the need for some people to disguise their perfectly natural lust in cutesy hearts and flowers. There is no shame in admitting sometimes you don't want Mr. Right, you want Mr. Right Now. Part of the problem could be that kind of naked sexual desire comes off as animalistic and ugly. Which can explain wrapping it up in the cutesy hearts and flowers. What people don't bother to see is that sex can be beautiful and artistic.

For example, look at the picture here. A beautiful woman, confident in her nudity. She isn't brazen, but the playing with the stem of the flowers does give subtle suggestion. This image is from one of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab's Limited Editions for Valentine's Day, Ode to Aphrodite. All the perfumes in this range are named for the various titles and epithets given to the goddess of love. Pothôn Mêtêr, represented by the picture here, translate to Mother of Desire. The perfume reflects this with the sweetness of caramel and red berries but an undertone of spice from benzoin and Balsam of Peru hints at erotic possibilities.

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Threadless Update: Girly Tees on Sale for Valentine's Day
Posted on 02.09.09 by Widge @ 9:17 pm

Serious Mammoth

It's like Snuffleupagus' older brother is getting ready to kick your ass, isn't it? I just love the seriousness. Coupled with the tiny hat. It's "Woolly Woolly" by Edward Pincombe from Threadless' latest array of new tees.

That's not the only reason I wanted to give you the headsup: Threadless is doing that sale thing again. This time, because Valentine's Day is hurtling towards us like a thing that is hurtling very fast indeed, they've got girly tees starting at $9. Which is sexual discrimination, but fine. Some of the perennials are at the $9 level like What Would Macgyver Do?, Stabby McKnife, and one that is near and dear to our hearts around here: Best Mime Ever.

As always, Threadless sales blow their inventory out of the water. So get up on it.

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RIP: James Whitmore
Posted on 02.08.09 by Widge @ 2:42 pm

James Whitmore

Fantastic character actor James Whitmore, perhaps best known to audiences these days as Brooks from Shawshank, died on Friday of lung cancer at age 87. His career was huge, and he had been in everything from The Majestic and The Relic to Them! and Planet of the Apes. Thanks for everything, James.

Because we can, and because cinematedman was nice enough to post it, after the break is a bit from the classic Twilight Zone episode, "On Thursday We Leave For Home."

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Headsup: Retro Conundrum 2: Retro Harder
Posted on 02.01.09 by Widge @ 6:31 pm

Lots of people are putting stuff that they want you to buy. Constantly. These days especially you need to be mindful of what you drop coin on. I'm your tour guide, plowing through this mess so you don't have to...

Cheech and Chong: Still Smokin I Love the 80s DVD cover art Coming to America I Love the 80s DVD cover artFlashdance I Love the 80s DVD cover artNaked Gun I Love the 80s DVD cover artTop Secret I Love the 80s DVD cover art

Another round of I Love the 80s DVD re-releases is here from Paramount. And I'm just as confounded as last time. They're all a little over $13 as I type this--and what do you get? You get the same versions we've seen released before, except with a four-track CD, featuring the music of a-ha, Echo and the Bunnymen, INXS and Erasure. And each DVD has the same CD in it. Cheech and Chong: Still Smokin', Coming to America and Flashdance are all bare bones. Naked Gun comes with a group commentary and Top Secret comes with a group commentary, alternate scenes and storyboards. But again, it's the same stuff we've seen before. And even stranger, the price point again makes no sense. For example, Top Secret is available for less than $9 with just a different cover. And you can get all three Naked Gun flicks for about $2 more. So I have no idea who these are aimed at: people who can't price compare, I guess. Pass.

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A-Team the Movie: A Brief History
Posted on 01.28.09 by Widge @ 9:46 am
The original A-Team

Everybody knows the drill. A group of four soldiers--one you have to break out of an asylum, the other you have to sedate to get him on an airplane--drive around in their black and red van, writing wrongs for a bit of coin. Nobody ever really gets shot unless it's an important plot device, proving that they all went to the G.I. Joe school of marksmanship. And at some point in the episode, the team will construct a fully functional M-1 tank out of a rusty mattress, a cheese grater, a Slinky, and ten heads of lettuce.

Before anybody gets excited about this happening--assuming that you are indeed excited--perhaps I could mean excited in a particularly apprehensive way if you enjoyed the original--I thought we should take a look at how we got where we are right now with the project. Which is, you know, effectively nowhere since nothing's happening yet that ensures it's going to actually happen.

This thing has been at Fox for pretty much the duration. Stephen J. Cannell, the creator of the original, has always been on board as a producer to my knowledge, any time there was anything to be on board. Back in 1996, Variety reported that Richard Hatem (Mothman Prophecies) had been tapped to scribe. This no doubt after another television show did so well at the theatrical box office--that being Mission: Impossible, of course.

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Threadless $3 Off Sale
Posted on 01.27.09 by Widge @ 4:33 am
Runnin Rhino from Threadless

Apparently Threadless ran a deal where they were trying to get five thousand more fans on Facebook--and they succeeded. So now they reward the faithful by taking a slew of t-shirts and hacking three dollars off the price. This offer is good through Wednesday, January 28th. While this isn't a crazy $5 or $10 tee sale, granted it is still a good chance to get a Valentine's Gift if you haven't already...

Me, I'm partial to the Runnin' Rhino pictured. (Even though it's on blue.) As I think most of us can relate to it: horny and wanting to look better than we do. Yes, I went there. Find the sale by going to the Threadless site and clicking the banner. Tell em we said hi.

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Jason Chan's Zombie Playground Standoff Now Has Prints for Sale!
Posted on 01.26.09 by Widge @ 2:50 am

Outbreak by Jason Chan

So looking through the popular posts last year in our Art category, I saw that Jason Chan's "Outbreak," where kids face down an approaching horde of kid zombies on a playground, was one of them. And I can't tell you how much joy that piece of work gives me. So I remembered how I had asked for prints. I went to Jason Chan's site. Guess what he's doing?

Selling prints of the thing. Freaking. Badass. You can find it here, in three sizes. And for a decent price, I might add. Tell him we said hi.

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